I don't usually have trouble getting going during the morning, but I could really go for this free Steaz organic energy shot right about now. Heck, somebody just give me a regular shot. I'm sure a nice stab of a needle would wake me up. Let's see, what haven't I been immunized against recently. Small pox? Is that still around? How about tuberculosis?
Ugh, all this thinking is making me sleepy. That couch over there is looking awfully good… No, fight it Goob!