EDIT: This has died for the second time.
My grandma used to joke that I was so sweet, I should dunk my finger in her coffee so she wouldn't have to use sugar. Then one day I did so in a freshly poured cup and promptly burned myself. That's when I realized my grandma was trying to kill me.
If you don't want your kids to begin anti-psychological warfare training at the age of 5, do yourself a favor and sign up for some free Stevia sweetener.