Free Stuff From Mastercard

All of these tons of free stuff from Mastercard are obviously intended for restaurants, but as you can read here in the forums, people have been getting this for over a year now with no hassle whatsoever. Basically, you can get any of the following just for signing up:

100 Coat Check Tags
40 Tip Trays
25 Pens
40 Check Presenters

You can even get the check presenters stamped with your logo, if you even have a logo. I have no idea why you might need all of that, but the 25 pens might be cool! And I guess if you have a massive dinner party, you could make your kids handle the coats with the check tags. But then what happens if more than 100 people check their coats? Oh boy…