I try and eat as healthy as possible, but this free bag of SunChips from Facebook is one of my many weaknesses. There's no way I avoid downing this entire bag in one sitting. I plan on immediately taping a note to it that reads, “Goob, do not eat these all at once. OR ELSE!”
Taking the initiative against myself is smart. So smart, that I think it should be rewarded with a snack. A small snack. You know, a chip or two. Maybe a handful. Both hands! Repeatedly.