You know what freebie I actually want? A free “Never have to go to the freaking dentist again and get twenty trillion cavities filled!” freebie, because that would be splendid. My mouth now feels like it's three times it's actual size and my tounge is dangling out precariously since I no longer have any control over it! The best part is I get to go back tomorrow!
Ok, sorry, I had to get that off my chest 🙂 This post is actually supposed to be about a free Swiffer Sweeper freebie, so I'll give you the link and let you go get it for free!