Well I can't say that I'm too upset over this being dead.
Even though I can get a free Swiffer Wet Jet, I won't. In fact, the only reason I'm posting this is because I know of so many people who use and love these things, despite my hatred for them. In college, I once lived in a loft with hardwood floors and I though a Swiffer would be great. Yeah. Right. They cleaned about 3 square inches before filling up and not picking up anything else and before you know it, you'd go through a box of them just to get the kitchen clean.
You know what, on second though, maybe we just lived in an extremelly dirty apartment.