I've had this post sitting in the draft queue for over a week now and I've yet to come up with a single decent joke for free TENA for men underwear or guards. ((I take that back. I've come up with PLENTY of jokes, but none of which are suitable for HIF.)) It's as if my muse checked out for vacation and didn't bother inviting me along. I'm a fun vacationer too! I can make a mean margarita, I don't get bored bobbing in the water for hours on end, and I've yet to meet a person who doesn't enjoy teasing me when I inevitably get burnt to a crisp.