This freebie was originally posted on April 29, 2010 (!!!) but has somehow returned!
These free thumb socks are little rubber thimbles that you wear while driving. That way, you can't send text messages and therefore you won't crash or get flipped the bird from me.
You need to be between the ages of 13-25 to qualify. The link for the freebie is under Step 2. The link says “Order your free Thumb Socks here.”