EDIT: Dead now 🙁
What the heck is a? How is it different from any other candle? Is this a problem afflicting America that I'm somehow immune to…people not being able to easily move candles from place to place? That must mean they're too heavy or something. And since I can easily pick up a candle and put it in my truck, that must mean I have super human strength. I'm like a super hero. All I need is a cape now. Super Goob, mover of candle, coming to a city near you. To save the day!