Nature Made is giving away a free supply of Triple Flex softgels. Judging from their website, these not only allow you to do high steps in both the right and left directions, but they'll help you grow a thick beard and attract ladies with your massive biceps.
It's not like I need any help attracting the ladies though. I just need to figure out why they're so judgmental. It's like they pretend not to hear me asking them out and instead only want to ask stupid questions like why I'm wearing a dress or what's up with all the makeup. Well excuse me for wanting to feel pretty, Ms. Negative Nancy!
[via the forums]