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I never use umbrellas….in fact, I am against them in principle. I'm no manly man by any stretch of the imagination. I cry at the stupidest movies and routinly break into dance. However, any time I see a guy with an umbrealla, I laugh. Unless you have on some sort of clothing that can't get wet or they are escorting a lady, men shouldn't be allowed to use an umbrella. It's water, fellas, you'll dry. I promise. That said, if you still want to get aand run the risk of being ridiculed by myself if we ever meet in public, feel free.