EDIT: This promotion is over.
There's something about me and office supplies, like this. The first, and only, thing I stole as a kid was a pack of pens. Not candy, not a video game, but pens. I don't even know why I stole them! Just think, I might have become a life-long hardened criminal had I also grabbed those neon pencil erasers I had my eyes on.
They're giving away 10,000 pens every day starting at noon CST, so set an alarm to remind yourself!
Also, I found this offer over the weekend and immediately saw a million red flags. I probably spent two hours total hunting down who exactly was behind it. However, Uniball's official Twitter feed mentioned the offer this morning, so that's enough to convince me it's legit.