Oh no, they're back! The whole Goob family tree has now surrounded me and I won't lie … I feel threatened. I actually have a bottle of free Vaseline Intensive Rescue lotion within arm's reach, but how do I use it to rescue myself? Squirt it in their eyes? Use it as a blunt object? Maybe … Wait a minute.
They have pie! Check that, pies. Plural! As in more than one pie! I am so outta here.