I actually saw The Incredible Singing Christmas Tree a few days ago. I'm not talking about the free VeggieTales album, but an actually singing Christmas tree. It was horribly out of tune and even had the gall to belt out a Lada Gaga song. Luckily a friendly squadron of flying chipmunks soon arrived and vanquished it with their magical jellybean cannons.
You know, I think it's time to lay off these pain killers.
[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]