Walmart really missed a golden opportunity with their free ice cream sundaes event tomorrow, Saturday, May 22 from 11am – 4pm. Why not give the ice cream sundaes away on Sunday? I don't think you understand how much joy it would have brought me to say “I'd like my Sunday sundae please!” Plus, now what are the odds that I screw up and ask for an ice cream Saturday tomorrow? 40%?
[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]