I need some of these free “Weird Crap Happens” stickers to carry around with me simply because weird crap DOES happen to me. Take yesterday for example. I'm moving boxes from the garage to my storage unit outside when from out of nowhere, a gopher pops up and starts squealing at me. I swear, it was this close to attacking and killing me. Long story short, I took a gopher defense class a few years back though and all was well in the world of Goob.
[via the forums]