Boy Adam: Zoinks, Goobman! We seem to have stumbled upon something strange in this side of Metropolis!
Goobman: I don't know, Boy Adam, but I'm certain that the Freebee-meter will tell us what it might be.
Boy Adam: How can you be so sure, Goobman? The Freebee-cycle may have gotten us here, but the Freebee-copter won't give us enough lift with all of these shampoo and coffee samples!
Goobman: I'm sure we could see through the situation, Boy Adam, just don a pair of these free x-ray glasses!
Boy Adam: But Goobman, did you stop to think about why a guitar site would be giving away something so silly and retro?
Goobman: You don't need to use the Freebee-finder to see, Boy Adam, that it goes along with their retro-guitars! And besides, Boy Adam, that would mean that we'd need to figure out why we were talking in crazy TV serial retro-talk with offbeat and awkward names mentioned every other line!
Boy Adam: Jeepers!
. . . to be continued?
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