EDIT: I told you to be fast! They're out of samples now.
There are only 9,526 free Zebra Z-Grip Daisies pens left in stock so I'm not going to dilly dally around thinking of a joke. Although I'm signing up for a zebra z-grip daisy pen which is laughable enough in and of itself.
Oh no, now there are only 8,838 left! These will be gone within minutes.