In order to get this free Calvin Klein cologne, click “get a sample” at the bottom of the page, print out the postcard, and then take it to any Belk, Bon Ton, Dillard's or Macy's to receive a ckfree sample.
The best ((by best, I mean worst)) part is that you get to watch a short, cliche-filled video before reaching the signup form! “The best thing about getting lost is what you find along the way. Here or there; I'm just going. Anywhere I end up, I'm just free.” Amen, brother! I have no freaking idea what you're talking about, but I'm sure it has to do with smelling fresh.
Although, for future reference, may I make a suggestion? If you find yourself driving through the middle of a desert devoid of any paved road, I'm going to say you're a bit too lost. The only things you're going to find is an overheated radiator and a painful hike back to civilization.
[via Mojo Savings – thanks!]