Discount AARP Membership for Hundreds in Savings!

For a limited time, you can get an AARP membership for only $12/year, which is a savings of 25%! In addition to this discount, you'll also get a second membership for anybody in your household and you're choice of a free insulated trunk organizer or a spider splash day bag.

This promo is for both new and active AARP members! If you're already a member, then you can extend your current membership.

“But Goob,” you say, “I'm not old enough to join AARP.” WRONG! While it's true they're an advocacy group dedicated to people over 50, AARP doesn't have any minimum age to join! As long as you're 18 or older, then you can join AARP and begin taking advantage of hundreds of their different savings opportunities.

  • Restaurants – Save between 10% to 15% at various restaurants like Denny's, Outback Steakhouse, Carrabba's, and more
  • Hotels and Resorts – Save up to 10% at member hotels, including select Hilton, Wyndham, Redroof, and literally dozens of others.
  • Car Rentals – While traveling, you'll probably need a vehicle, and AARP has you covered there as well. You can save up to 30% on rentals from Avis, Budget, and Payless.
  • Cruise – If the high seas are more your style, then save up to $100 per person on cruises booked with GET (Grand European Travel), Holland America Line, Hurtigruten Expeditions, and Collette.
  • Airfare – Save up to $200 on round-trip flights purchased online with British Airways.
  • Books – Members get a free book each year (valued at $17), plus access to a reading guide, newsletter, bookmark and reading tracker.
  • AARP Games – Everyone can play most games. Members can play over 30 Members Only games, like Pong and Breakout. As an AARP member, you can play over 30 member only games.
  • AARP Resume Advisor If you're changing jobs, then you can get a free resume review, powered by TopResume!
  • AARP Magazine – Members receive the monthly AARP magazine, filled with insightful articles like this one! 🙂

And that's not even everything! I'd wager I listed less than half of the perks and discounts that AARP offers. If those deals sound good for you, then follow these quick steps to get your free gift with your AARP membership:

  1. Go to the AARP limited time offer page.
  2. Choose your free gift.
  3. Press the red “Join Today” button (for new members) or press the red “Renew” button at the top (for current members looking to extend their active membership).
  4. Enter both your personal and billing information, then complete your checkout on AARP's site.
  5. Create your AARP account and start saving, playing, or reading!

If you or anyone in your family are members of AARP, please share in the comments any of your favorite perks or discounts!


Free GoodNites Sleep Underwear

Free Pull-Ups

Whoa, the classic free Huggies Pull-Ups offer has returned today! The last time I posted these was in 2010 when Costco was giving them away. Man, remember when Costco, Walmart, and Target used to give away freebies on a weekly basis? Good times.

Anyways, go here to request the boys or girls version of either Pull-Ups Potty Training Pants or Pull-Ups Night*Time Training Pants. The signup form is a little weird – you have to click the gender's box, but don't click the text links inside it or it'll take you to the store. Just select the box, then click the purple next button to access the signup form.


Free 2024 National Poetry Month Poster

Free 2024 National Poetry Month Poster

Note: this freebie is aimed at teachers, librarians, and students. However, I believe anybody is able to request one as long as they live in the US.

I don't quite “get” the free National Poetry Month poster you see above. Then again I don't get much poetry beyond the roses are red variety and even those are known to throw me for a loop. Sometimes they're pink or white!

That said, I'm excited for this free poetry poster mainly for the alliteration as opposed to being a poetry fan. I'm not even sure I could name a single poet. Robbie Freeze? Amelia Ricketson? I know Edward Ellen Pope is a famous one. Oh yeah, Salt Shizman!

This is an annual freebie offer that ships out in May each year. The 2024 poster was designed by award-winning children’s author and illustrator Jack Wong. The artwork incorporates an excerpted line from the poem “blessing the boats” by beloved poet Lucille Clifton.

Alternative Free Posters


Free Cascade Platinum Dish Detergent

Free Cascade Platinum Dish Detergent

Remember P&G Everyday Samples?! Back in the last 2000s, they used to give away tons of freebies and coupon booklets on a monthly basis. At one point they sent me so many Swiffer pads that I tied a few to my feet and performed interpretive dance cleaning for my cats. They were thoroughly unimpressed. 😾

It looks like they've rebranded as P&G Good Everyday and if you make a free account here, then you'll start qualifying for freebies again. Case in point, this offer today for free Cascade Platinum Dish Detergent!

Update: If you're having trouble getting this to work, reader Lauren sent in this tip!

When I was logged into my account for P&G the link in your post just took me to the generic page. BUT, I logged out of P&G, and then the link did take me to the free Cascade page! I then just clicked the “Already have an account? Log in!” button and it allowed me to sign up for the sample. So it works, it's just a bit tricky!

Thanks to Lauren for that tip!


Free Comic Book Day

Free Comic Book Day on May 4, 2024

Mark your calendars! The 23rd annual Free Comic Book Day is slated for Saturday, May 4, 2024. We can get a free comic book that day at participating locations and this year they'll have even more freebies with color coded labels to distinguish between All Ages, Teen, and Mature comics.

So mark your calendar and pick up a free issue for the … kids at home? Suuuuuure, let's pretend it's not for you and say it's for the little ones.

It's been years since I've read comic books. I even tried drawing my own once. It didn't have many super heroes, but starred a kid who refused to eat his vegetables, couldn't talk to girls, and looked ridiculous in his baggy jeans. I guess it wasn't so much a comic book as a journal. No wonder Marvel never took me seriously.

To make matters worse, I harshly learned on a recent date that comic books aren't an appropriate answer to “what have I read lately?” Suffice to say, there wasn't a second date.


Free Angel Soft Coupon

Free Angel Soft $3/1 Coupon

If you want to get a head start on hoarding toilet paper for the next pandemic, then you can get a free Angel Soft $3/1 coupon by requesting one here! They'll ask for your name, zip, email, and phone number (Google Voice works just fine) and then they'll immediately email you the coupon to print at home.


Free CeraVe Ultra-Light Moisturizing Gel

Free CeraVe Ultra-Light Moisturizing Gel

Usually we have returning CeraVe samples, but this offer here for some free CeraVe Ultra-Light Moisturizing Gel seems to be a brand new one!

The CeraVe Ultra-Light Moisturizing Gel provides lasting hydration with a weightless feel on skin. This hydrating facial gel delivers powerful moisturizing ingredients in a refreshing, lightweight texture that leaves the skin feeling softer, soothed, and hydrated after use.

A weightless feel, you say? Does that mean if I dip my body in a huge vat of this stuff, then I can float around the room Willy Wonka style?


Free FamilyToday's Sample Box

Free FamilyToday’s Sample Box

Here's another Sampler request form that's giving away free FamilyToday's sample boxes to people who qualify. I didn't qualify due to some unknown insult I once besmirched upon The Freebie Gods. Or, more likely, I'm not in their target demographic. Either way, their promo image contains freebies such as Persil detergent, Kleenex tissues, Manitoba Harvest hemp hearts, and Nature Valley granola bars.

Good luck!


Free Like Air Puffcorn

Rebate: Free Like Air Puffcorn worth up to $7

Go here to access a free Like Air Puffcorn offer after a full rebate, up to $7. Make a purchase from a physical retailer (and there are a ton of stores that carry this), then head to Like Air's website and enter your email and phone number. Finally upload a copy of your receipt and choose how you want to get paid from Venmo, PayPal, or Amazon Reload.

You must send your receipt within 14 days from the purchase date, so don't forget. This offer is valid on the following flavors & sizes:

  • Like Air Pancake Puffcorn 14 oz.
  • Like Air Classic Puffcorn 14 oz.
  • Like Air Pancake Puffcorn 4 oz.
  • Like Air Butter & Salt Puffcorn 4 oz.
  • Like Air White Cheddar Puffcorn 4 oz.

What is Puffcorn?

Puffcorn is a light & airy snack that's better than popcorn and contains no hard kernels, so it won't get caught in your teeth! Each cup only contains 50 calories and their sweet flavors have half the sugar as traditional kettle corn.

I remember seeing this on Shark Tank last season and am looking forward to trying it out!


Free Bon Appetit Magazine Subscription

Get a Free 1-Year Bon Appetit Magazine Subscription

I'm loving these magazine offers that Mercury Magazine keeps cooking up. Today we get a 1-year complimentary Bon Appetit magazine subscription! Or Appétit, if we're being technical. But definitely not ape tit, as “Burt Reynolds” thought on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy 😀

This 1-year subscription has a $10 value. Once you submit your mailing address, you can exit out and ignore any additional “offers” presented.

If you don't know what to say on the profession questions, you can always select these basic responses! 1-4 / Other Industries / Homemaker / Other Function / None / None

Mercury Magazine Job Answers

I've used those answers for years without any problems.