Mimi's Cafe Birthday Freebie

Mimi’s Cafe Birthday Freebie

Mimi's Café Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free mixed berry muffin sundae
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I seriously should have reconsidered posting this Mimi's Cafe birthday freebie tonight. All it did was remind me that I have zero prospects for dinner and HOLY MOLY I WANT THAT BIRTHDAY CAKE RIGHT THIS SECOND.


la Madeleine Birthday Freebie

la Madeleine Birthday Freebie

la Madeleine Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free individual pastry or slice of cake on your birthday
Today's Freebie Free cup of soup or petite salade.
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You know the la Madeleine birthday freebie is fancy since they put an unnecessary E at the end of “soup” and “salad.” I tried doing the same by originally naming this site Hey, It's Freee! but it never caught on.


Medieval Times Birthday Freebie

Medieval Times Birthday Freebie

Medieval Times Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free BOGO admission coupon
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I was really hoping the Medieval Times birthday freebie would be for one free jousting lesson. At the very least they should offer you the chance to be a court jester for the evening.

I've had a few companies contact me and ask that I remind Hiffers not to print the image above. In order to get your very own coupon, follow the link above, sign up, and they'll email you one near your birthday.


Goob has hair again

So About That Cancer…

This awesome news was originally posted on November 24, 2011

Yep, that's a month of hair and a week of beard growth. And the eyebrows are back! I'm thankful for two out of those three.

I'm a private guy by nature. Heck, my sense of humor is a textbook case of having developed as a shielding mechanism. But it feels silly now that I ever debated keeping quiet on my health situation.

I was already in the middle of treatment when I wrote that post. I remember hitting publish then flopping over onto the bed for a smooth 10 hour nap. The next time I loaded HIF, the comment count had skyrocketed into the hundreds and I was shocked. I actually didn't read them. I didn't even look at them. I was terrified there'd be a heavy dose of negativity (I mean, we're talking about anonymous Internet comments here!) and I was already having enough trouble smiling.

The worst period of all occurred a week later when a perfect storm of side effects culminated. For three straight days, my dog and I lied in bed staring at one another, trying to will the other into venturing out to find food. I finally mustered the energy to get out of bed, but the kitchen felt light years away, so I sat down in front of my computer and loaded the comments.

You punks had me crying within minutes.

And that was it. That was the lowest I ever got and everything from there was an improvement. It sounds corny, but knowing I had thousands of complete strangers out there rooting for me was encouraging in a way I'd never thought possible.

Suddenly I wasn't fighting this damn thing alone! I knew my family and friends had my back, but I never expected in a million years that people I'd never met would care as well. Every corner of the globe seemed to have a vested interest in vanquishing my tumors. I got emails from Canada, India, Ireland, Australia, Japan, and countless others. HIF doesn't even post freebies for those countries!

I wasn't able to reply to everyone individually, but I read and appreciated each and every comment and email.

And I'm thrilled to say that I'm now officially in remission.

I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again, but thank you. Y'all were phenomenal to me throughout this and knowing that I didn't have to post freebies every day was a giant load off my back for a few months. So, again, thank you for the kind words and thoughts and prayers and love and every ounce of goodwill channeled in my direction! It made a huge difference and I'll never forget it.

Now go find some turkey, enjoy the day with family and friends, and have a Happy Thanksgiving!


I know I'm starting to sound like a broken record, but thanks for all the warm wishes over the past few days. I took a break from working over the holiday, but my phone kept blowing up with comment notifications on Thanksgiving. Not only did they put me in a extra good mood, but they kept extended family from constantly asking “so when are you going to stop playing on the computer and get a ‘real' job?” Seriously, trying to explain how a website works to somebody who still thinks email technology is on par with time travel is never fun. So thank you!


Free Game of Bowling

Brunswick Bowling Birthday Freebie

As of January 2020, all Brunswick Zone centers have been rebranded to either Bowlero or AMF properties. Brunswick Bowling's old school birthday offer was two free games of bowling, but I've yet to confirm if these offers have carried over with the new brands.

I've always loved bowling. Especially the part where I scored a strike in the lane next to mine. Then I fruitlessly argue I deserve 50 bonus points for pulling off the feat, but my “friends” never have any part of it.

/Insert obligatory link to our amazing birthday freebies list here.


Boston's The Gourmet Pizza Birthday Freebie

Boston’s The Gourmet Pizza Birthday Freebie

This Boston's the Gourmet Pizza birthday freebie is a perfect time to remind people that they're not supposed to print the image above. That's not a coupon, it's just a screen grab of the email I received earlier this year to prove this freebie exists. In order to get your free dessert (or any other birthday freebie for that matter), click the blue link and join the restaurant's e-club. They'll then send you a coupon close to your birthday.

Boston's Pizza Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free dessert with any meal purchase
Today's Freebie Free Indy Gourmet pizza
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Taco Cabana Birthday Freebie

Taco Cabana Birthday Freebie

Taco Cabana Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Any 2 tacos for free
Today's Freebie Free small quesadilla
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  • Lunch
  • Dinner
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I love offers like this Taco Cabana birthday freebie because it lets me mispronounce everything on purpose. “Yeah, I'll have the fla-ooou-ta … play-tea? Is that you say that?” The following incomprehensible stare from the server as they try to figure out if I'm serious or not is delicious.

We're getting down to the chains that are only available in certain states. However we've covered tons of national places on our birthday freebie list!


Tony Roma’s Birthday Freebie

Tony Roma's Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer BOGO Free entree
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Every time I pull up the remaining birthday freebies to post, I think to myself “Goob, why don't you have a jetpack yet?” My next thought is always “I don't think there are any great birthday freebies I haven't published.” Then I found Tony Roma's birthday freebie.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!


Barnes and Noble Birthday Freebie

Barnes & Noble Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Children get a free cupcake or cookie at their café. Children at heart get nothing
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What's the Barnes and Noble birthday freebie for kids? Cookies and cupcakes. In a bookstore. They might as well hand out tubes of glue while they're at it.


Marble Slab Maggie Moos Birthday Freebie

Maggie Moo’s Birthday Freebie

Maggie Moo's Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer $5 off birthday reward
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Please remember not to print the image above as that's my coupon for Maggie Moo's birthday freebie. Besides, it's not like your name is Ryan, now is it? Unless it is. Either way, stop screwing up my lesson! What was I saying again?


Which Wich Birthday Freebie

Which Wich Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free regular Wich (AKA sandwich)
Today's Freebie Free regular drink
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I'm lucky I don't live close to a store where I can redeem my Which Wich birthday freebie because I would be banned and possibly beaten within minutes. There's just no way around the fact that I would launch into a custom Who's on First routine with which, wich, wiches, and witch.