Bruster's Birthday Freebie

Bruster’s Birthday Freebie

Bruster's Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer $3 off coupon
Type
  • Other
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As you can see below, Bruster's birthday freebie involves a BOGO offer for “a waffle cone.” Every time I see that phrase on a menu, I have to remind myself that it comes with ice cream inside. But for at least 10 seconds, I'm left standing there pondering who would want just an empty waffle cone.

It feels silly that I have to keep saying this, but remember to sign up at the restaurant's website to get your coupon. The image above is not the coupon you need to print. And as always, we have a full list of birthday freebies!

March 2018 Update

As of 3/31/18, you have to re-enroll in Bruster's Sweet Rewards via they're website or their free iOs or Android apps.

Whichever way you choose, simply re-enroll to keep your Bruster's free birthday food coming!


Glory Days Birthday Freebie

Glory Days Grill Birthday Freebie

Glory Days Grill Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free dessert
Type
  • Dessert
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I don't know what exactly this Glory Days Grill birthday freebie is, but I know I want it. Anything with Oreos in them has to be delicious. You could give me an Oreo Punch In The Face and I'm sure I'd ask for seconds.

Remember, you have to sign up at their website in order to get this freebie. Don't print out the picture above and think it's a coupon.


Free Rita's Italian Ice

Rita’s Italian Ice Birthday Freebie

Rita's Italian Ice Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free small Italian ice
Type
  • Beverage
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Rita's Italian Ice birthday freebie reminds me of how disappointed I always am with Rita's. For some reason, I always imagine that I'm getting a milkshake and then, upon my first sip, it dawns on me that it's basically a slushy. In any other scenario, a slushy is awesome. But when you're expecting a milkshake? Not so much.


Chilis Birthday Freebie

Chili’s Birthday Freebie

Chili's Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free dessert with any $5 purchase
Today's Freebie Free chips & salsa or non-alcoholic beverage
Type
  • Appetizer
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The Chili's birthday freebie has been a steady bedrock of the free birthday offers over the years. Don't let its simplicity fool you! What's better than a free dessert with no purchase necessary? Exactly, very little!


Carrabba’s Italian Grill Birthday Freebie

Carrabba's Italian Grill Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free appetizer or dessert
Type
  • Appetizer
  • Dessert
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🎂 Don't miss all the free stuff on your birthday available each year!

If you're like me, Carrabba's Italian Grill birthday freebie reminds you that nobody has yet to explain the difference between an Italian and American grill. Is the fire hotter? The grills wider? Are the grills mounted on Vespas? One of these days I'll learn the truth.


Jersey Mikes Birthday Freebie

Jersey Mike’s Birthday Freebie

Jersey Mike's Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free regular sub and fountain drink
Type
  • Lunch
  • Dinner
  • Beverage
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🎂 Don't miss all the free birthday food available each year!

Okay, I officially love this birthday series due to all the people who don't take the time to read what I write but are more than happy to write in saying the “coupon” is expired. Oh, you guys. So let's try this again. In order to get any birthday freebie, like Jersey Mike's birthday freebie, you have to sign up on their website, not print the image above. The restaurant will then email you a coupon right around your birthday. It's really a simple concept, I promise.

Now, as for the Jersey Mike freebie, you get an entire meal without any purchase requirements. Another amazing part of Jersey Mike's birthday offer is that the coupon they email you is valid for an entire year!


Boston Market Birthday Freebie

Boston Market Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free dessert
Today's Freebie Free dessert with any individual meal purchase
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🎂 Don't miss all the free birthday food available each year!

To get your birthday freebie for Boston Market or any other store, sign up at their website using our free birthday food list. They'll then email you a coupon for your freebie sometime around your birthday!


Free Splenda Sweetener

It's been a few years since a free Splenda sweetener sugar offer was around. They gave away free Splenda Naturals stevia samples deep into 2018, but even that appears to have stopped.

As we wait for the sweet freebies to return, here are some high value Splenda coupons along with a few classic HIF jokes from the archives!

Old HIF Splenda Jokes

There's a free Splenda Essentials sugar offer on their Facebook page. You'll also be entered into a contest where a $1000 Visa giftcard will be given away for every 10,000 samples they send out. In other words, tell your friends to get the freebie but stipulate you have dibs if they win the gift card. If they actually go for that, please let me hang out with them.


Today's “always mysteriously available” offer is free Splenda Essentials “sugar”. You get to pick between one with Antioxidants or B vitamins, so study up. I just spend 5 hours on WebMD trying to find out which was more important, but the only thing I learned was that I probably have lupus.


I'm not much of a Splenda fan though. I don't even like the sugar that you can buy in the store. Nope, I go straight for sugar the way Mother Nature intended it to be – in cane form! Sure, some people stare when they see what looks like bamboo sticking out of my coffee mug, but they don't know what they're missing.


Free Catfish Cookbook & Recipes

Did you know August is National Catfish Month? Here I was thinking the only crown it held was National Sweat Your Face Off Month. But no, the catfish industry must have some serious pull in Washington. And now they're giving away free catfish recipes from The Catfish Institute.

And yes, The Catfish Institute is real. I did not make that up. The Catfish Institute. An institute for all your catfish related needs.


Free Kashi Food

First off, wow. The thousands of positive comments and emails that flooded my inbox over the past 72 hours was overwhelming and amazing. You people sure know how to make a guy feel loved. I haven't read them all yet, but please know that I am slowly and surely doing so! I felt like garbage this weekend, but every time I opened my laptop, I was able to smile thanks to y'all.

So again, thank you! I'm feeling good today and my treatment's light this week, so hopefully there are plenty of freebies to post. Speaking of which …

Kashi used to be a big player in the freebie scene. They pulled back on the offers about two years ago, which I found curious, but evidently that was so they could pour every available cent into R&D. How do I know this? Because now they have a free Kashi cereal or granola bar offer that gives 10 year old children the ability to morph into the size of an average adult mom. Color me impressed.


Thank You

I have a confession to make. I’m not 100% incompetent when it comes to freebies. I know I’ve missed a bit over the past few weeks and I HATE to make excuses, but long story short I've got cancer and am in the middle of chemotherapy.

I debated announcing this for a while. One of the few ways I’m oldschool is how I don’t like broadcasting my problems to the world. The goofy, semi-moronic character named Goob you see on HIF is the same persona I carry on in my daily life. Just ask any of my ex-girlfriends.

But the fact of the matter is there are days where the chemo kicks my ass. I've never been so tired in my life and this is coming from a guy who used to nap at least twice a day in college. Knock on wood, this will all pass soon, but in the mean time I'm going to keep missing the occasional freebie.

I ultimately decided to publish this because I wanted to say thank you. I wouldn’t be in a relatively rocking position if it weren’t for y’all. I don’t know how many people know this, but HIF is my job. It went from a joke site to paying for an occasional six-pack to a full time, get up and be at my desk by 8am every day job. Okay, 10am. And I love it! I’m my own boss, I can work from anywhere, all successes (or failures!) are mine and I get to fly by the seat of my pants in so many areas. Trust me, I knew nothing of server maintenance or business tax law or negotiating ad rates 24 months ago.

And with this newfound success, I bought health insurance.

So many of my friends and family are still out of work three years running. They don’t have a steady income, let alone health coverage. And the only reason I do is because of each and every one of you.

Had so many of you not emailed, tweeted, liked, shared, stumbled, telephoned, carrier pigeoned, and however else you spread the word about HIF, then this site wouldn’t still exist. I can't even begin to fathom how harder that would have made my life now.

So thank you. Even if all you do is scan the page once of twice a week, that’s one or two more pageviews that ultimately led to me being able to take care of myself and put me in a position of optimism. Thank you, thank you, from the bottom of my fraking heart, thank you.


Juice It Up Birthday Freebie

Juice It Up Birthday Freebie

Juice It Up Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free medium smoothie
Today's Freebie Free medium classic smoothie with a $10 purchase
Type
  • Beverage
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I know I've said it already, but it keeps popping up in the comments and my inbox – you are NOT supposed to print the images included in these birthday freebies posts. They're not coupons for you to use, but instead images of the coupons I received earlier in the year. So why do I post them? Because there is so much misinformation floating around the Internet when it comes to birthday freebies. The whole point of this series is to prove with hard evidence which restaurants offer birthday freebies and what those freebies are.

That said, here's the Juice It Up birthday freebie! Red Lobster, take notice. This is how you do a birthday freebie. And don't forget we have a full list of free birthday food!