Altria sent me a cease and desist letter for including a picture here, so it's gone now, lol. First their freebie catches fire, then they spend a bunch of money trying to pretend it never happened!
Well here's a first for me. The Marlboro 3-in-1 tool from January is being recalled due to safety concerns. Apparently it had a hidden feature which caused the matches inside to spontaneously spark and catch fire. Turns out people don't like the idea of their pockets randomly erupting into flames, even if it's timed perfectly to get out of a boring work meeting or semester exam.
If you received the 3-in-1 Flashlight in any other way, please call us at 888-597-5387 and we can arrange for a return kit with instructions to be sent to you. After we receive the compass cap, we will send you another premium item of equal or greater value in return.
I'm interested to see what this premium item might be! I'm guessing a hand-held fan that secretly turns on at night and slices your hair.
Please share this with anybody you know signed up for this freebie!