EDIT: Well, seeing as how it's no longer Jan. 14, this is dead!
For today only, women can get a coupon for aand the only thing I have to say is “what the crap?” I'm penalized for being a dude once again? First they wouldn't let me use the far nicer bathroom, then they made me sign up for the Selective Service System when I turned 18, and now I don't get this freebie? When will the injustice end?! Well I'll show them. Try and guess who Ms. Goobina Smith really is!