Hey, It’s Free!

Well I missed my second installment of the new coupon post series since I was out of town, but it’s better late than never I guess. As usual, many of the printable coupons are brought to you by Coupons.com!

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I like how this free Huge Boss fragrance offer says it’ll take 28 days to arrive. None of this vague 4-6 weeks junk, but an almost ironclad deadline. Heck, I’m going to mark it on my calendar and circle it with a giant red marker like they do in the movies. God help them if they’re lying though, because Hell hath no fury like a freebie-less Goob.

[via Tabitha - thanks!]

We’re all adults here (I think) and thus we can act maturely (except for me…poo) so what you do with this free Clorox 2 rebate offer is your business. It’s a good way to hedge your bet and try a new product without the fear that you’ll be wasting $7. I just wish there was something similar for movies. I recently watched something that made me wish I had some Clorox to throw in my eyes!

[via the forums]

The city of Tampa, Florida, is now handing out those fun little plasticy wristbands. Yup a free ‘Recycle Today… Save Tomorrow’ wristband. And just because its in Tampa doesn’t mean its a Florida only freebee, surprisingly. Yes, my Canadian friends, you are good to go.

Then again, when I lived in Florida I did know a lot of Canadians there… And New Yorkers too…

Florida must be recycling folks from other states too…

[via the forums]

Quick, name one toy cooler than Legos! ERRRNT, time’s up, it was a trick question since there isn’t one. Legos not only are timeless, but they are amazingly awesome when it comes to passing time and bring creative. I’m 25 and I still find myself constructing skyscrapers and spaceships probably a little more often than I should. I figure a free two year Lego magazine subscription will only help fuel my addiction, but I’m okay with that.

I’ve got some pretty bad morning breath. I won’t lie. Its why not only do I brush but I immediately chew half a pack of gum and then? I’m pretty good for the day.

Okay, so maybe I don’t chew a half pack of gum, but I wonder if this free Breath-A-Licious dog bone would help me with my breath problems…

[via the forums]

EDIT: My computer still says this freebie is available, but every other person says it’s dead. So let’s just go with the masses here.

This free nail polish from PAMA might seem like a random freebie for a liquor company to be giving away, but it makes total sense when you think about it. I mean, who hasn’t had a bit too much to drink and then followed that up by painting your nails red and dressing in drag?

Uhhhh….I mean… Crap.

[via the forums]

So if you haven’t guessed, I’m back home from my vacation. And you know what? I think I need a vacation again. I’m exhausted! How does that even work? You get away to relax and then you have so much fun that you end up coming home even more tired? Somebody needs to invent a new day of the week called Awesomeday that shall conveniently start today. On this day we will do nothing but relax and listen to over 500 free mp3’s from Amazon. There are some decent named artists throughout the list and I even found a few good songs from people I’d never heard of, so rock on. This is the best Awesomeday I’ve had in a while!

[via Mommy Saves Big]

Two freebies in one?! You betcha! Sign up for the P&GbrandSAMPLER club and you not only get a free Pantene Pro-V shampoo sample, but right before you submit your info they’ll ask if you want a free Tide laundry detergent sample as well. I sincerely hope they don’t come in the same bottle though, because I’ll have trouble deciding which to wash. On the one hand, the ladies seem to enjoy it when I smell good. On the other hand, my shirts look like a Jackson Pollock painting every day after lunch.

You have to register for the site, but it’s essentially the same as filling out a form like every other freebie. Once you’ve done so, answer the 10 question survey and then select the freebies you want. They promise to send you coupons for other Proctor & Gamble products as well, which is like icing on the cake in my book.

[via Joy - thanks!]

Hey, here’s another freebie for tomorrow that a few people just sent in. You can get a free cookie from Doubletree hotels just by walking in and asking for one at the front desk - you don’t even have to be dressed up! They have over 185 locations nationwide, so if you live near a decent sized city or work downtown near one, swing by and snag the free cookie. These suckers are pretty good to boot, despite the gazillion calories I’m sure they contain. Or should I say because of the gazillion calories?

Remember when I dressed up like a cow last summer in exchange for a free meal at Chick-fil-A? Yeah, that was awesome. Now the question is should I dress up like a burrito tomorrow in order to get a freebie at Chipotle? I believe the answer is “yes” and you should as well! Call ahead to make sure you’re location is participating, but most restaurants will give you a free burrito if you show up after 5 or 6pm wrapped in tin foil. Technically you can dress up as a burrito, taco, bowl or salad and I’m seriously doubting that your costume has to be all that elaborate. I’ll probably just cover my face in tin foil, poke a few eye holes, and then enjoy my tasty freebie for dinner.

To say that I listen to a lot of music would be a vast understatement. If you’ve seen my profile on the forums, you’ll see the Last.FM graphic in my signature and while it might not update from 9-5, I can guarantee that I’m listening to quite a bit of music then that’ll update when I get home from work.

And with all of that music, I need new things to listen to often. Not single MP3s, nope, I’m an album guy. I like to hear the vision that the artist had for the compilation as a whole. And that’s why I’m glad to see this free Mercury Rev album download. Just sign up for their mailing list and another 11 songs are yours. Not bad at all.

[via the forums]

If you’ve ever used a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser before, you can submit your “success story” by clicking the “share the love” button and receive a free sample. At first I wasn’t sure what story to write about, but then I realized they all pretty much sounded like “I spilled something once and then used a magic eraser to clean it up.” It’s not like I was aiming for a Pulitzer.

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Whenever I see any products like this free sample of UnderJams Night Wear, I immediately bite my tongue. Being from Florida? My first instinct is to tell an astronaut joke. But when I remember there might be kids in the room, well, I’d better keep it PG. I could tell one of my own bed wetting stories, but I’d better not.

You just can’t make a living with potty jokes any more…

[via the forums]

Growing up, I used to love going to the dentist. Not only would there be an awesome new toothbrush, but there’d also be another floss pack. What would I do with my floss? Well, I wasn’t allowed to tie it to the cat’s tail, so I used to just throw it in a drawer and never touch it. Yup. Bad dental hygeine 101 right there.

Nowadays, though, I’m the one who gets to pick the minted waxed floss for my household, but this free sample Reach Access Flosser might change my mind…

If only I had it today after getting my free Taco Bell taco, though…

[via the forums]