Free Cosmopolitan Magazine Subscription

Free Cosmopolitan Magazine Subscription

Fun fact. According to my Google image search for this free Cosmopolitan magazine subscription, the writers and editors over at Cosmo know of at least 48 bajillion sex moves that us peons are unaccustomed with. I'm just as much a red blooded male as the next guy and even I think they might have a problem. Somebody get these people into rehab or something.

As with other Mercury Magazine offers, you'll be told whether the freebie is in stock right after filling out the first page. My “job function” also changes each time I get a Mercury Magazine freebie. My new occupation is whatever I can click the fastest ๐Ÿ˜€

Also, once you submit your address, the signup process is complete. Any “bonus” offers shown after can be ignored.


Tuesday Amazon Deals

LEGO: DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League [Multi-Format]

On Earth, Superman and the Justice League go about the usual business of stopping bad guys. But when Bizarro World is threatened with destruction by the galactic tyrant, Darkseid, Bizarro returns to Earth and clones the Justice League to create more โ€œheroesโ€ like himself; the Bizarro League is born! Itโ€™s up to the Justice League to team up with their bizarre counterparts to stop Darkseid and save the galaxy!

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Free Zolt CBD Drink Mix

Signup here to receive a free Zolt CBD drink mix sample while supplies last! I went with Dreamy since I'm not 100% certain I actually woke up this morning. I'm four cups of coffee deep and today still feels like a fugue state.


Amazon Prime Members Help Support HIF for FREE!

Amazon Primers Can Support HIF for FREE!

If you're an Amazon Prime member, did you know you can support HIF for FREE each month?

A few years ago, Amazon bought Twitch.tv, a site where millions of people watch others play video games. On Twitch, people who broadcast their video games are allowed to have paying “subscribers,” also known as “subs.” In exchange for $5 a month, subs gain special little perks and their money goes towards supporting their favorite streamers and content creators. I actually wrote about this feature back in 2017.

When Amazon took over, they gave Prime members a free subscription each month! This means anybody who links their Amazon and Twitch accounts are able to give a streamer $5 for free, each month. If you don't use the subscription each month, it simply expires.

This means Amazon Prime members get $60 in value each year and they lose it unless they use it each month!

How to Help HIF for Free

Now I don't actually stream a lot. In fact, I hardly stream at all. But your support here helps me out immeasurably. If you're a Prime member, here's how to easily link your Amazon and Twitch accounts.

  1. Go to Amazon Gaming.
  2. Select connect your Twitch account.
  3. Sign in to your Amazon.com account.
  4. Sign in to your Twitch account and then select Confirm.

Once you've linked your account, you'll be able to subscribe for free to my channel each month! Here's how, with pictures:

  1. Head to my Twitch page
  2. Click the “Subscribe” box with a star (looks like this)
  3. Click the “Subscribe Free” button next to “Free Subscription with Prime.” (looks like this)

That's it! With those simple steps, you've just done a lot to help support HIF and Goob! THANK YOU!


Free 8x10 Walgreens Photo

Free Walgreens 8×10 Photo Print!

It's baccccck! Through March 3 only, you can easily get a free 8×10 photo print at Walgreens with checkout code CHEERS8X10. As always, select in-store pickup and avoid any shipping fees, making this offer completely free.

Many times these Walgreens free photo offers only work within the Walgreens app. If you're having trouble getting it to redeem on a computer, I'd suggest trying the app!

When uploading your photos, make sure to upload in full resolution so your freebies looks crystal clear instead of grainy.

Remember, this is a single 8×10 photo, not 8×10=80 free photos. Somebody actually once angrily emailed me because they felt I didn't spell the freebie out well enough. What am I, a freaking riddle master? I guess instead of saying this is available at Walgreens, I should have said “those things between ceilings and floors that are painted the fourth color of the rainbow.”


Weekend Amazon Deals

Disney Princess Comics Surprise Adventures Cinderella
Surprise Adventures Cinderella is a fun toy that features a delightful unboxing experience. Kids open up each panel in numbered order and follow the story as they imagine Cinderella making her way on an adventure, uncovering friends and accessories along the way. When all the windows are open, kids can play with the dolls using the 5 included bases–3 of them wobble for more fun–then show off the set in the castle display case to create a scene!

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Free Computer Video Games ๐ŸŽฎ – This Week’s Worth $19!

The free Epic Games video games page now show both the active freebies and the upcoming free games. These high-value games are available only for a week to download for free. However, once you go through the checkout process, the computer game is yours to keep forever! It will be added to your account and free to download, even after the giveaway ends.

The current games are available through March 4 at 11:00am.

  • Sunless Sea – $18.99 value!

LOSE YOUR MIND. EAT YOUR CREW. DIE. Take the helm of your steamship and set sail for the unknown! Sunless Sea is a game of discovery, loneliness and frequent death, set in the award-winning Victorian Gothic universe of Fallen London.

These games typically retail around $20-$40 and are such a great deal since you keep them forever! Even if you don't intend to play the game now, it's nice having a free pool of new games to try out whenever the mood strikes.

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Free IHOP Pancakes

Free IHOP Short Stack Pancakes in April

The annual free National Pancake Day at IHOP is normally held in early March. However, in 2021, they're giving away a free stack of buttermilk pancakes during the entire month of April!

Veteran Hiffers will recognize this recurring yearly offer, but here's how it works if you're new to the game.

  1. Join IHOP's free MyHOP rewards system before March 31.
  2. Go to a participating IHOP during April.
  3. Eat one free short stack of pancakes.

That about sums it up. You can search by zip code on their site to make sure your local IHOP is participating before heading out.

In lieu of payment, they'll ask you to make a donation to one of three children's charities: Children's Miracle Network, Shriners Hospitals for Children, or Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. It's not required, but it's a nice thing to do. Besides, we're all nice people here, aren't we?

This freebie also triggers the IHOP free birthday pancakes offer AND you'll get a free pancakes coupon emailed to you just for joining today! I feel like Oprah screaming “you get pancakes, they get pancakes, everybody gets pancakes!”


Free Pro-Keds Stickers

Free Pro-Keds Stickers

It turns out these free Pro-Keds stickers for sneakers are completely different from these free Keds stickers from January (which are also still available!)

It's really unfair for companies to confuse tired freebie bloggers named Goob like this! I bet they didn't even bring up my mental health in the Zoom meeting where they planned this freebie. It's always “how will this help our business” and “what's a Goob” and “who is that guy in the corner saying Goob over and over” and “somebody please call security.”


Free CDC Prevent Tickborne Diseases Bookmark

Free CDC Prevent Tickborne Diseases Bookmark

If you hadn't guessed, I've been reading lately and needed a new marker – hence the bookmark freebies today ๐Ÿ™‚

The CDC still has some free prevent tickborne diseases bookmarks from 2014. These 2×6 inch bookmarks are not only informational, but they're also laminated!

You can request up to 100, but come on, leave some for the next Hiffer behind you. I have a feeling once these are gone, they're gone for good.

Once you add a bookmark to your cart, click the yellow “Check Out” button on the sidebar and fill out your address. You'll get a very tiny “Order Confirmation Number” at the top of the final page.