Free Chick-fil-A Chicken Nuggets

Posted on Sep 23, 2018 at 4:53 pm

Don't forget about this great freebie before it expires!

Now through September 29, you can get a free 8-count chicken nuggets at Chick-fil-A! You'll need to download their free Android or iOS app, log-in, and the freebie will be found under “Rewards.” You even get to choose between pressure-cooked or grilled chicken nuggets!

I can't really think of a joke right now, but thankfully I've got a month to workshop something.

Don't forget to add your birthday to your profile in order to get a free birthday food offer!

Free Krispy Kreme Coffee

Posted on Sep 23, 2018 at 11:55 am

September 29 is National Coffee Day, which means we get free Krispy Kreme coffee, any-size hot or small iced coffee, on Friday 9/29.

If you can get out of there without purchasing a donut or ten, then I want your willpower.

For some reason, this offer isn't valid at the following locations:

CT Casino locations
Wichita, KS
Springfield, MO
Branson, MO
Florence, SC (2 locations)

☕ Krispy Kreme will also give you a free doughnut and coffee on your birthday!

Free Depend for Men Sample Pack

Posted on Sep 21, 2018 at 5:05 pm

This freebie from Mach is still active! These are great for donations.

I've had this draft sitting sitting in my folder for over a year now. Every time I check the free Depend for Men sample pack signup form, it was busted and wouldn't go through. But today it finally worked and said I'd receive the following in 3-10 days.

2 Depend Guards for Men
2 Depend Shields for Men
$3 Coupon & Shopper Card
Informational Brochure

I probably should have used all that time to think of a joke, huh?

Friday Amazon Deals

Posted on Sep 21, 2018 at 4:04 pm

Here are five more great Amazon deals to get you into the weekend!

Some Hiffers have written in to say they like this series. If you're one of them, please respond in the comments! Or better yet, tell me what you're in the market for and I'll keep an eye out 🙂

Onto the deals!

Product	Price
Rubbermaid LunchBlox Sandwich Kit, Green 1806231	$16.29 $5.59	Buy on Amazon
Windy City Novelties LED Light Up and Walking Realistic Dinosaur with Sound	$14.99	Buy on Amazon
Lodge LFSR3 Cast Iron Fajita Set, Pre-Seasoned	$29.99 $13.16	Buy on Amazon
BELLA BAYS Unicorn Party Supplies Set with Disposable Tableware, Cake Toppers, Party Hanging...	$12.99 from $6.99	Buy on Amazon
Thermos Stainless King 40 Ounce Beverage Bottle, Stainless Steel	$29.99 $22.99	Buy on Amazon

Rubbermaid LunchBox Sandwich Kit
Smarter lunches start with better organization! LunchBlox makes packing healthy lunches easier than ever before. Modular containers fill lunch bags more efficiently by snapping to and stacking with each other, and can be snapped to reusable Blue Ice packs to keep foods chilled. Handy measurement guides on the side of each container mean perfect portion sizes, while the secure lids lock in freshness and prevent leaks.

Light Up Walking Dinosaur with Sound
This purple & black light up dinosaur walker is mammoth fun at a prehistoric price. At 12″ in length and 6″ tall, this walking, roaring dinosaur moves, makes sounds and lights up. It’s lifelike jaws open to roar and its eye and tongue flash red. With each step forward, the spiky plates down the back light up and flash red, green and blue as it ferociously warns of attack.

Lodge Pre-Seasoned Cast Iron Fajita Set
Add sizzling color to your fajitas at home with this Fajita set. Includes oval fajita griddle, red stained 1/2″ routed wooden underliner, and a chili pepper hot handle mitt. The underliner is 11-3/4 x 9 1/4 and the griddle is 10 x 7. The griddle is seasoned and ready to use.

30pc. Unicorn Party Supplies Kit
Throw the perfect party for your Unicorn Princess! This unicorn decoration pack includes swirls, Rainbows, unicorns, and more! It will make the party totally magical, and make the day for your birthday girl!

Thermos 40 Ounce Stainless Steel Beverage Bottle
This Thermos 40 Ounce Bottle creates a new chapter in Thermos’ stories history with a modern line that blends the newest technology with a dash of the past. The Stainless King has a double-wall vacuum insulation for maximum temperature retention, hot or cold. The unbreakable stainless steel interior and exterior keeps the food jar cool to the touch with hot liquids and sweatproof with cold liquids.

Free Epistémé Vita-CE Serum

Posted on Sep 21, 2018 at 3:33 pm

Another day, another female freebie that I have no qualification whatever to write about. 😆

So go grab your free Epistémé Vita-CE serum and let me know what it does in 5-10 business days!

Today’s Free Kindle eBooks

Updated: Sep 23, 2018 · Posted on Sep 21, 2018 at 3:26 pm

As usual, I've put together a list of free Kindle eBooks. Many of these are available to everybody! For the longest time, I thought they were only for Amazon Prime members, however I discovered anybody can read these free eBooks with any number of free Kindle apps. Be it on your phone, computer, or tablet, you can download a Kindle app and get these books for free!

They're split into different categories and were all free as of this morning, though please make sure they're still free when you go to redeem them since sometimes these promos only last for a few hours / days.

Hopefully, you can find something fun to read. 📚 😃 And as usual, please check the price before you download. These free books are often time-based and will go up in price after a certain amount of time, so before you download, make sure the price is $0.00!

Deal: The Complete Harvard Classics

Compiled and Edited by Charles W. Eliot LL D in 1909, the Harvard Classics is a 51-volume Anthology of classic literature from throughout the history of western civilization. The set is sometimes called “Eliot's Five-Foot Shelf.”

Get over 50 classic titles for less than $1!

Free Classic eBooks

You can also pick up a few classic books on Amazon for absolutely nothing! Make your 10th grade English teacher happy by finally getting to your summer reading list in 2018.

Free Drama & Fiction eBooks

Free Thriller/Mystery/Action eBooks

Free Science Fiction eBooks

Free Cooking & Food eBooks

Free Religion eBooks

Free Romance eBooks

Free Fantasy eBooks

Free History eBooks

Free Biographies & Memoirs eBooks

Free Business eBooks

Free Humor eBooks

Free Graphic Novels eBooks

How to Make People Laugh: Discover How to Be Funny and Improve Your Sense of Humor

Free Children's & Teen eBooks

Other Free eBooks

Free Professional eBooks

Trade Pub has a huge resource of free Professional eBooks (edit: I fixed this link!) all aimed at helping navigate the corporate landscape. Whether it's networking, climbing the ladder, or learning a new skill, Trade Pub has a free book just for you.

On the Fence About a Kindle?

I was too. A few summers ago, I bought my first Kindle and promptly let it gather dust in my desk for months. Flash forward to January. I get snowed in, the power goes out, and I discover my impulse-buy deep in my desk while hunting for candles. The battery was so strong on it, that it still had a few hours left even though I hadn't charged it since I first bought it.

I haven't put it down since. I'm the only person who somehow gets addicted to an electronic device during a power outage.

Some of my friends complain that reading books and newspapers on an electronic device is sacrilege and I used to agree. However, when I last moved apartments, I realized I owned enough books to fill the Ancient Library of Alexandria. Captain Beatty would fry me alive if he discovered my hoard. I'd probably thank him too. Just the thought of moving them again is giving me a hernia.

Remember, you don't actually have to own a Kindle to read many of these free ebooks. You can download the free Kindle app to your phone, tablet, or computer!

If you found a good book or enjoy these free Kindle eBooks posts, please let me know in the comments!

Free Credit Freeze and Thaw

Posted on Sep 21, 2018 at 3:25 pm

Who remembers the Equifax hack from 2017? You know, the one where 145 MILLION Americans had their private information stolen by hackers. Why? EQUIFAX HAD A MUSIC COMPOSITION MAJOR IN CHARGE OF SECURITY! I can't even….

If the hack slid under your radar last year, I'll let John Oliver catch you up. Each progressive revelation should make you that much more enraged over the whole situation.

*NSFW LANGUAGE!*

One of the only ways to prevent getting your credit history tied up in the next hack is to put a credit Freeze and Thaw on your accounts. Previously, in order to do this, many states allowed the Big Three credit agencies to charge a fee for this and boy did they! $10 here, $15 there and before you knew it you could be flushing good money down the drain just to keep your credit safe.

However, as of September 21, 2018, credit freezes and thaws are 100% free nationwide. What's a credit freeze? It's a (now free) security measure that restricts access to your credit report, which means if hackers did get your personal information, they wouldn't be able to open an account under your name.

Apply a Free Credit Freeze

Free Equifax credit freeze – go here
Free Experian credit freeze – go here
Free TransUnion credit freeze – go here

I personally suggest applying a free credit freeze with all three agencies. You can lift (AKA thaw) the freeze at any point, like when opening a new credit card. Once you have your new account, you can re-freeze your credit – all for free now!

Free Museum Admission Day 🖼️🏛️

Posted on Sep 21, 2018 at 2:59 pm

If you're bored tomorrow (Saturday, September 22) and live near one of the thousands of participating museums, then you should take advantage of the annual Free Museum Admission Day!

It's rather impressive how many museums the Smithsonian has convinced to participate, but don't let me influence your opinion. I get impressed easily. I once saw a dog wearing sun glasses then spent 10 minutes begging for his autograph.

You can download your free ticket here and the fine print says each ticket allows entry for two people at participating museums and cultural institutions across the country.

So go! Venture out and soak in the free knowledge, culture, and enlightenment! Let me know how you enjoyed your free experience in the comments.

Free Sephora Collection Clay Mask

Posted on Sep 21, 2018 at 12:25 pm

you can get a free Sephora Collection Clay Mask by following Sephora on Instagram. And while you're at it, follow me and HIF! I won't give you a free clay mask, but I will give you free pictures of my goofy life.

This same company offered free Sephora Collection Rouge Cream this summer – did anybody ever get it?

🍰 Don't sleep on your free birthday stuff from Sephora either!

McDonald’s: Free Medium Fries with $1 Purchase

Posted on Sep 21, 2018 at 7:32 am

Every Friday for the rest of 2018, you can get a free McDonald's medium fries for every $1 purchase you make! Valid for mobile orders via their iOS or Android app.

You can find the offer under “View Deals” in the app and learn more about the deal here.

Hey, It's Free!