Free CDC Prevent Tickborne Diseases Bookmark

Free CDC Prevent Tickborne Diseases Bookmark

If you hadn't guessed, I've been reading lately and needed a new marker – hence the bookmark freebies today πŸ™‚

The CDC still has some free prevent tickborne diseases bookmarks from 2014. These 2×6 inch bookmarks are not only informational, but they're also laminated!

You can request up to 100, but come on, leave some for the next Hiffer behind you. I have a feeling once these are gone, they're gone for good.

Once you add a bookmark to your cart, click the yellow “Check Out” button on the sidebar and fill out your address. You'll get a very tiny “Order Confirmation Number” at the top of the final page.


Free AmeriCorps Bookmark

Free AmeriCorps Heroes Wanted Bookmarks

I recently found these free AmeriCorps Heroes Wanted bookmarks that come in batches of 6 bookmarks per sheet! These bookmarks are designed for recruitment purposes to encourage participation in AmeriCorps programs. I will forever think of their noble, heroic service to humanity when I mark where to stop reading each night.

Add a sheet to your cart, then go through the checkout process. I had to turn off my browser's ad-blocker in order to get the address to go through, otherwise it kept telling me to select a shipping method. Once the order is accepted, you'll get a confirmation message and order number.


Free Solar Energy Window Clings

Free Solar Energy Window Clings

This site giving away free solar energy window clings claims “when one person in a community goes solar, others follow.”

Well, in the case, can someone in my community “go billionaire?” I'd love to follow.

I actually looked into setting up solar panels in my apartment as recently as last month. It's shockingly feasible and affordable! Unfortunately, I don't have the space, so I guess these window clings are the next best thing for me.


Free Personalized Bottle Labels

Free Customized, Personal Bottle Labels

Alcohol companies frequently give away free customized, personal labels that fit on their product's bottle. You are typically able to upload a photo of your own, which they'll turn into a sticker and mail straight to your door.

I discovered a few of these while tidying up HIF's archives lately. One unexpected bonus of going through all that old work was reading the random jokes I've made throughout the years. If you throw out logic and reason, a few of them even made sense!

These free labels are constantly going up and down throughout the year. I'll use this post going forward to keep all the free personalized bottle label offers together on one simple page to find them.

Current Free Labels

Previous Free Labels

At time of publication, these next offers are no longer available. However, it's been my experience these freebies reappear at random times throughout the year, so feel free to try your luck today!

Know of any I've missed? Please share in the comments!


Free 2020 Catholic Wall Calendar

Free 2021 Catholic Art Wall Calendar

How many Hiffers have been with us from the start? Remember how yearly calendars used to be A Thing? I swear, from 2005-2012, companies gave promotional SWAG calendars like it was all the rage. Yet these days, you hardly see freebies like this free 2021 Heart of the Nation Catholic Art calendar.

And I don't understand why! It's not like the cost of printing promotional calendars has gone up. If anything, it's plummeted. People still use calendars too, right? What company wouldn't want a free advertisement that is seen almost daily?

Just some random musings from a guy who's been doing this for too long πŸ™‚

After ordering, please allow 4-6 weeks for freebie delivery.


Free ASPCA Pet Safety Pack

Free Pet Safety Window Decals

Free ASPCA Pet Safety Pack

This free ASPCA pet safety pack is a classic offer that's still active. I posted this free pet window decal first in 2008 and yet here it is, active as ever. If you don't have a pet rescue window decal up on your house yet, or an Animal Poison Control Center magnet, then I'd definitely sign up for this freebie. It's such an easy, free way to make your dog, cat, or pet safe in the middle of a fire or emergency.

I've put these up in every home I've lived in. My brothers and I even once put the correct information on them instead of creative insult names for each other! Although, now that I think about it, my old pet window cling isn't by the front door anymore. That can only mean it peeled off, fell on the floor, and was most likely eaten by one of my dogs.

Looks like I need to request a new pet rescue sticker. Next to it, I'll put a HIF sticker and little drawing of me slumped over my computer and drooling. Because let's be real, if there's an emergency, I'm probably going to need to be rescued as well!

You'll need to confirm your email after requesting these. Once that's out of the way, you can expect your freebie in 8-10 weeks.


Free Mental Health Reboot 2021 Calendar

Free Mental Health Reboot 2021 Calendar

In order to get this free Mental Health Reboot 2021 calendar, you'll want to select “request a printed calendar” on this page. An address form should then appear and you should receive your printed calendar within the next 10-14 business days.

This freebie is provided by EDCare, who teamed up with the popular mental health illustrator Melissa Webb, founder of Mellow Doodles. They hope her amazing illustrations encourage you to fight the stigmas associated with eating disorders and other mental health conditions, in addition to exploring your own mental well-being throughout the year.


Free 2021 CST Calendar

I have a feeling this signup form for a free 2021 CST calendar won't last too long. It looks to be a rather targeted offer and these types of freebies are typically in short supply.

For area of research, I went with Metabolism since that's always my BS excuse after eating an entire sleeve of Oreos.


Free IKEA Secure Hardware Kit

Free IKEA Secure Hardware Kit

Free IKEA Secure Hardware Kit

If you've got a small child at home or the prospect of a drunk-Goob ever visiting, you might want to pick up a free IKEA secure hardware kit. They're clearly designed for IKEA chests and drawers, but they should be simple L brackets that should work with most generic furniture as well.

They have two kits to pick from, depending on the size of your furniture, however you can pick both of them if you have a ton of potential weapons furniture.