This freebie from 2009 has returned, hence the timely stimulus joke!
Any time I've ever tried to start a garden, I've either A) forgotten about it, B) forgotten about it, or C) What was I talking about again? That won't stop me from requesting these free organic lettuce seeds though!
I really shouldn't even bother though, I'm about as nourishing as the surface of Pluto. I'm pretty sure there's a clause buried in Obama's recent stimulus plan about me being banned from ever having children.
Please note, in order to request these free seeds, you need to promise to donate some of the produce you grow to your local food bank. Whether or not they'll actually want or accept what I manage to grow is another story.11