Not only does this free Canidae pet food arrive at your front door within 10-15 days, but you get both dog and cat freebies.

Now would somebody please be so kind and share with me the witchcraft involved in the photo above? At best, I've gotten four good photos of my dogs over the years and they all were on accident. I guess they're not very smart dogs.

Annnnnd, I shouldn't have looked at that list. I see both of my dogs near the bottom. I guess that explains why one of them is eating a cat toy while the other just watches with a dumb grin on her face. I'd be so screwed if I ever fell down a well or got trapped in an abandoned mine shaft.

My gut tells me this signup form free free Nebo dog treats won't last long, so I'd sign up quickly.

Then again, my gut also told me to become a Mariners fan, so it clearly has no idea what its talking about.

The sample will be of their Tender Beef Jerky Bites and you have to confirm your sample via email.

Rachael Ray has a new signup form for free cat and dog food samples of her Nutrish line. You can request. After 3 questions, I was offered to choose from the following samples:

• Dog Food – PEAK Wetlands Recipe with Chicken, Duck & Pheasant
• Dog Food – Zero Grain Turkey & Potato Recipe
• Cat Food – Longevity – Chicken with Chickpeas & Salmon Recipe
• Cat Food – PEAK Woodland Catch Recipe with Chicken, Trout & Salmon

Although let's be real, if your dogs are anything like mine, the cat food becomes dog food the second you turn your back to answer the phone or change the channel or freaking blink while sneezing.

Make sure to submit all your info after entering your address! You should get a confirmation message that reads “Your sample is on its way, and should arrive in 6-8 weeks.”

Free Pet Food Coupons

If you don't have 6 weeks to wait on your freebie, Coupons.com has a ton of free, high value pet coupons available including this $5/1 Rachael Ray coupon!

You can also find some pet food coupons with our brand new Coupon Database!

You'll need to copy & paste the link below into your browser in order to request free Friskies Lil' Soups cat food!

https://profiles.purina.com/offers/form/144/FR-LILSOUPS-WMX-SAMPLE-DM

In addition to the freebie, you'll receive a $1/1 coupon. If your cat's like mine, he'll enjoy playing with the coupon more than eating the freebie.

Some of my favorite recent books have been The Expanse novel series. It's a fantastic story where humans have colonized our solar system and those living deep in space tend to eat kibble. So when I saw this free Naked Essentials grain free kibble for dogs offer, I did a classic doubletake.

I mean, don't get me wrong. If chowing down on dog food is what it takes to get me into space, then somebody pass the Alpo.