Not only does this free Canidae pet food arrive at your front door within 10-15 days, but you get both dog and cat freebies.

Now would somebody please be so kind and share with me the witchcraft involved in the photo above? At best, I've gotten four good photos of my dogs over the years and they all were on accident. I guess they're not very smart dogs.

Annnnnd, I shouldn't have looked at that list. I see both of my dogs near the bottom. I guess that explains why one of them is eating a cat toy while the other just watches with a dumb grin on her face. I'd be so screwed if I ever fell down a well or got trapped in an abandoned mine shaft.

Texas Mills is giving away samples of their Breakaway freeze-dried kibble dog food. Confused?

We pride BREAKAWAY as the absolute best value in the market. As with all of our product lines, Breakaway uses a single source freeze-dried raw kibble for better tolerance of protein allergies. The kibble is made to maximize both palatability and digestibility. During production, we completely saturate the kibble in our custom nutrient mix, featuring organic and natural proteins, fruits, vegetables, enzymes, pre/probiotics, and antioxidants. After the cooking process, we blend in freeze dried meat chunks.

Sorry, I kinda tuned out there when I got to the freeze-dried part. I started picturing my dogs as astronauts eating freeze-dried kibble in space, then stuck with the daydream for an hour or so. What were we talking about again?

Rachael Ray has a new signup form for free cat and dog food samples of her Nutrish line. You can request. After 3 questions, I was offered to choose from the following samples:

• Dog Food – PEAK Wetlands Recipe with Chicken, Duck & Pheasant
• Dog Food – Zero Grain Turkey & Potato Recipe
• Cat Food – Longevity – Chicken with Chickpeas & Salmon Recipe
• Cat Food – PEAK Woodland Catch Recipe with Chicken, Trout & Salmon

Although let's be real, if your dogs are anything like mine, the cat food becomes dog food the second you turn your back to answer the phone or change the channel or freaking blink while sneezing.

Make sure to submit all your info after entering your address! You should get a confirmation message that reads “Your sample is on its way, and should arrive in 6-8 weeks.”

Free Pet Food Coupons

If you don't have 6 weeks to wait on your freebie, Coupons.com has a ton of free, high value pet coupons available including this $5/1 Rachael Ray coupon!

You can also find some pet food coupons with our brand new Coupon Database!

If you have a puppy less than 12 months old, then you can request some free Purina Puppy Chow today from PINCHme. You'll have to enter your puppy's birthday, so make sure you have their birth certificate and puppy security number ready as well.

This free ASPCA pet safety pack is one of those classic freebies that are always there for you. I posted this as early as 2008 and yet here it is, active as ever. If you don't have a pet rescue window decal up on your house yet, or an Animal Poison Control Center magnet, then I'd definitely sign up for this freebie.

I've put these up in every home I've lived in. My brothers and I even once put the correct information on them instead of creative insult names for each other!

Although, now that I think about it, my old cling isn't by the front door anymore. That can only mean it peeled off, fell on the floor, and was most likely eaten by one of my dogs.