This freebie from 2018 is back! Add any 7lb bag of Canidae dog food to your cart (priced at $14.99), then enter promo code CANIDAEFOOD and select in-store pickup at checkout. You'll then get a free bag of Canidae dog food! If you're having trouble getting this to work, make sure you're logged into your free PetSmart account and have selected in-store pickup.

Now would somebody please be so kind and share with me the witchcraft involved in the photo above? At best, I've gotten four good photos of my dogs over the years and they all were on accident. I guess they're not very smart dogs.

Annnnnd, I shouldn't have looked at that list. I see pretty much any bred of dog I've ever owned near the bottom. I guess that explains why one of them is eating a cat toy while the other just watches with a dumb grin on her face. I'd be so screwed if I ever fell down a well or got trapped in an abandoned mine shaft.

Update: If you requested the freebie linked below, you probably got an email this week saying they're running late on shipping freebies. As an apology for the inconvenience, they're offering a printable coupon good for 2 free 2.82oz cans of any Fussie Cat Flavor.

You can check here to find a local store selling Fussie cat food.

Here's a working signup form for some free Fussie cat food. Their name sounds a bit redundant to me. When it comes to cats, fussy is implied! I absolutely love cats, but I've also never encountered a feline who wasn't also hard to satisfy.

This free ASPCA pet safety pack is one of those classic freebies that are always there for you. I posted this as early as 2008 and yet here it is, active as ever. If you don't have a pet rescue window decal up on your house yet, or an Animal Poison Control Center magnet, then I'd definitely sign up for this freebie.

I've put these up in every home I've lived in. My brothers and I even once put the correct information on them instead of creative insult names for each other! Although, now that I think about it, my old pet window cling isn't by the front door anymore. That can only mean it peeled off, fell on the floor, and was most likely eaten by one of my dogs.

Looks like I need to request a new pet rescue sticker. Next to it, I'll put a HIF sticker and little drawing of me slumped over my computer and drooling. Because let's be real, if there's an emergency, I'm probably going to need to be rescued as well!

Nature's Logic is offering a free printable coupon good for one free bag of dog food, valued up to $6.49! After filling out the form, check your email for the coupon.

I woke up in an extremely bad mood, but my spirits were quickly raised when my dog jumped on my lap. Is there anything better than a dog? Maybe a dog that barks out $100 dollar bills, but I don't think scientists have identified those necessary genetic mutations yet.

Here's a request form for free samples of dry Artemis pet food. I'm not 100% certain this freebie will come, but what do we have to lose?

On a completely unrelated note, anybody know where my keys are?

Whoa, my bad on this one! I found this sample of free Zignature dog food last week, but confused it with another freebie. Use your freebie email and get this single protein, limited-ingredient freebie in 4-6 weeks.

We get to choose two of the following flavors:

• Turkey
• Pork
• Catfish
• Whitefish
• Salmon
• Trout
• Duck
• Lamb
• Guinea Fowl
• Goat
• Venison
• Kangaroo
• Zessential

As somebody who lived in Australia for a few years, I promise kangaroo isn't as weird as it might seem. However, what in the heck kind of animal is a Zessential?! Did Zignature hunt some animal to extinction just for my dog?!

Once the page loads, look for this little + with a circle that says “Get Samples.” Clicking it will load the signup form, allowing you to request free pawPairings dog and cat superfood seasonings.

I'm not 100% certain, but I believe this may be a small seller, so their samples are probably limited. Since my animals are picky eaters and I don't want to drain their supplies, I didn't actually sign up for this. If you encounter any errors while requesting it, please let me know.