Free Organic Lettuce Seeds

Posted on Apr 22, 2018 at 1:16 am

This freebie from 2009 has returned, hence the timely stimulus joke!

Any time I've ever tried to start a garden, I've either A) forgotten about it, B) forgotten about it, or C) What was I talking about again? That won't stop me from requesting these free organic lettuce seeds though!

I really shouldn't even bother though, I'm about as nourishing as the surface of Pluto. I'm pretty sure there's a clause buried in Obama's recent stimulus plan about me being banned from ever having children.

Please note, in order to request these free seeds, you need to promise to donate some of the produce you grow to your local food bank. Whether or not they'll actually want or accept what I manage to grow is another story.

Free Seva Apple Chips

Updated: Apr 20, 2018 · Posted on Apr 19, 2018 at 2:29 pm

You'll need to confirm your email in order to get these ~~free Seva apple chips~~. Man, potato chip companies are running out of ideas, huh?

Free Krispy Kreme Cookie Doughnut

Updated: Apr 12, 2018 · Posted on Apr 11, 2018 at 2:30 pm

EDIT: I totally forgot instructions on how to get this freebie! You need to download their free smartphone app. Inside the app is a free barcode you scan at checkout.

You can get a free Krispy Kreme cookie doughtnut TODAY ONLY (4/11). You get to choose between Oreo, Nutter Butter, or Chips Ahoy flavor. Incidentally, those are the three main food groups in the Goob Food Pyramid. I guess it's more a triangle with cookies more than a food pyramid, but hey, I'm still alive at 35 so I must be doing something right!

A full list of participating locations can be found at the link above.

New PINCHme Samples Today @ Noon

Posted on Apr 10, 2018 at 8:10 am

With April bringing spring showers *record scratch*

Oh yeah, I forgot we live in bizarro world now where winter never ends. It might never stop snowing, but PINCHme is warming things up by offering two free sample boxes in April!

Our first round of PINCHme sample boxes will be stocked and released today at noon. As usual, they'll only be available on a first come, first serve basis, but it's also based on your customer profile as to what you're offered.

April PINCHme Samples

Garnier Whole Blends Gentle Shampoo & Conditioner Oat Delicacy
Eva NYC Rock-A-Wave Curl Cream
Dark & Lovely Damage Slayer – Pre-Treatment, Shampoo, Conditioner
Clairol Nice ‘N Easy Permanent Hair Dye
Skittles Sweet Heat
Hallmark Just Because Greeting Cards
Garnier New Fructis 1 Minute Hair Masks

PINCHme Overview

PINCHme offers free products, with free shipping and no credit card requires, on the 2nd Tuesday of each month. All they ask for is your honest feedback on the products you receive. Every month, new freebies and samples are released on PINCHme.com for members to claim. Many items have been offered in beauty, snacks, baby, pet, personal care, cleaning products, and household categories over the past few years. There's something for everyone!

Note available samples are based on your demographics and how you answer their survey questions, so if you have a pet, then make sure you tell PINCHme so you'll get the pet food and toys offered. Regardless, both new and existing PINCHme members should have at least a few available freebies within the hour, so make sure to go request them all at noon before they run out!

Free Nestle Brand 8-Pack of Water

Posted on Apr 09, 2018 at 4:56 pm

Nestle is giving away coupons for free 8-packs of water of their varying brands. These brands are region-specific, because it's a well established fact that every region of the world drinks different water. Can't have the same, basic, life-sustaining water sold under the same brand nationwide – that'd be madness! I once drank Oregon water after growing up exclusively on South Carolina and it put me in the hospital for 10 years.

If you live in any of the areas listed below or know these brands are sold near you, then request a coupon and you should receive it in 4-8 weeks.

Free Arrowhead 8-Pack Water (sold in the West)
Free Deer Park 8-Pack Water (sold in the South)
Free Ice Mountain 8-Pack Water (sold in the Midwest)
Free Ozarka 8-Pack Water (sold in the South)
Free Poland Spring 8-Pack Water (sold in the East)
Free Zephyrhills 8-Pack Water (sold in Florida)

I'd be awesome if we could direct our coupons over to Flint, MI residents somehow since Nestle seems to enjoy hurting local communities! But hey, trash brands are gonna trash.

Free Slim Twin Ice Cream

Updated: Apr 6, 2018 · Posted on Apr 05, 2018 at 2:56 pm

Sign up to have a coupon good for a free pint of Slim Twin ice cream emailed you way. The coupon is good through 4/30/18 at any of your nearby retailers.

An ice cream that promises not only to slim me down, but also create a clone of me?! LET'S GO! My whole life has been preparing for the types of hijinks two Goobs could pull off.

Free Dunkin’ Donuts Cold Brew

Updated: Apr 6, 2018 · Posted on Apr 03, 2018 at 3:08 pm

Stop in at your nearest location and pick up a free 3.5oz Dunkin' Donuts cold brew coffee on Friday, April 6, from 10am – 2pm.

It took me a while, but I finally figured out how they make cold brew coffee. HOT ICE! They heat up the ice cubes!

Makes perfect sense.

SampleSource Freebie Pack

Posted on Apr 03, 2018 at 11:55 am

The yearly SampleSource freebie pack has returned! These always fly off the shelves so hop to it, order a box of freebies, and make sure two of your friends are around to laugh at you while doing so!

I had to answer two pages worth of questions to see what I'd get. There are 10+ freebies total and based on the answers I gave, I qualified for 4 of them:

Free Persil ProClean Power-Caps Original
Welch's Fruit ‘n Yogurt Snacks – Strawberry
Heritage Flakes
Royal Canin Feline Cat Food

After selecting my freebies, they offered (and I declined) some magazine and eBook trials.

Free Arby’s Fries and Drink

Posted on Mar 21, 2018 at 6:22 pm

Calling all Arby's fans!

Hey, where'd everyone go?

It's not the most fantastic of deals, but if you're in the market for a cheap lunch, then why not get a free small fries and drink with the purchase of an Arby's Loaded Italian sandwich? This freebie is valid through 3/28/18.

Free RaceTrac Food

Posted on Mar 21, 2018 at 5:52 pm

Through 3/25/18, you can get a free chicken sandwich or Angus cheeseburger at your local RaceTrac. Thankfully you don't have to win any races in order to get this freebie, though that'd be way more exciting.

You have to give them your phone number, but a Google Voice number works just fine. Then you'll be texted a coupon, which you can open on your phone and redeem in-store.

Hey, It's Free!