Here's a new site offering free Saba Diarios liners or pads. After selecting your sample and submitting your address, a confirmation message should pop up on the screen.

Thank you for your order!
We have received your information and will be in touch with you soon.

Don’t forget to tell us how you feel!

Um, okay. I'm a little hungry to be honest. I watched some terrible television last night and I can't get it out of my head. Oh, and you know, there's the whole state of *gestures towards the outside world.* Don't even get me started on the Mueller Report.

Ohhhh…wait, I think they just want us to tell them how the freebie feels. That makes more sense.

Smiley360 is giving away free Carefree Acti-Fresh Twist Resist Liners if you answer “b. Pantiliners” to their question. You'll then receive a free 10-pack of these liners! If you normally use this brand, don't miss the $0.50 coupon on the confirmation screen.

If the news or general state of affairs has gotten you down lately, perhaps it's time to try some free Natural Vitality CALM, a magnesium supplement. I actually did a double-take when my bleary eyes initially saw this, as I frequently confuse mercury with magnesium. But turns out magnesium doesn't kill us, since this is billed as “the anti-stress drink.”

Curious. I always thought that was simply called “whiskey.”

Children's Miracle Network is giving away free bandages to help raise and spread support for the charity. It doesn't get much better than a freebie and a good cause!

The signup form for this free FLIP personal lubricant is all of the way at the bottom of the page. Look for the purple “Free Sample” button.

If you're not sure what to do with this, then I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees. See, the birds fly around in the trees while the bees fly around in the flowers.

I probably should note I never took sex ed.

Did you make a New Years resolution to get in shape? Have you already failed to make it to the gym once in 2019? Looking for a way to assuage your guilt without the long-term commitment of regular exercise? Then check out this free Anytime Fitness 7 day guest pass!

Simply sign up, head to the gym for free a few times next week, then start planning your 2020 resolution. 🙂

After filling out the form, you'll get an email that will serve as your free entrance pass for the following week.

This free NuSyllium fiber supplement is pronounced … new silly um? With a new like that, you know they're for real!

This looks like a smaller company, so I don't expect this freebie to last long.

The original free Tena Intimates offer is still available to anybody who missed out earlier. However, there's also a new free Tena overnight pads & underwear signup form for another freebie sampling!

Based on your needs, you should be able to get a Tena pack with multiple freebies in it.

On top of the freebies, Tena also has some super high-value coupons available to print. It's not every day you see a $14/1 coupon!

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but y'all owe me the extra 15 seconds it'll take.

• 1 Lightest Absorbency Regular Length Poise Microliner
• 1 Very Light Absorbency Long Length Poise Liner
• 1 Light Absorbency Poise Thin-Shape Pad
• A discreet carrier

Phew. Thank goodness this comes in a discreet carrier because the last thing I need the world to know is that I signed up for this.

Uh-oh. I think I've said too much.

You can request this freebie once every six months!