Health & Fitness

Prevail is back with another free sample pack, this time of their Incognito feminine care products. Once you submit your email, you should immediately get a link sent to your inbox. They also have free adult incontinence sample packs still available, which I first posted last November.

If you signed up for that offer, you'll need to use a new email address. However, the plus sign trick works for this if you use Gmail. Simply add a plus sign and any combination of words or numbers after your email address and you'll fool their system. For example, if your email is [email protected], you can signup with email to [email protected] or [email protected]

This lets you sign up for multiple freebies with only a single email address!

Active Sample Kit

• 1 Super Ultra Thin Pad with Wings
• 1 Very Light Liner

Maternity Sample Kit

• 1 Extra Heavy Maternity Pad with Wings
• 1 Very Light Liner

You can expect to receive your sample in 7 to 10 business days.

Look, a lot of us are stuck inside right now. We all know what that means. 😏 This classic free Sasmar personal lubricant samples offer is still alive. Sign up today and they'll send you two samples of original silicone lube & classic water-based lubricant.

HIF is primarily a United States freebie site, but this offer also ships to the United Kingdom, Europe (…isn't the UK already covered by this?), and Australia. So feel free to get frisky all over the world with this offer!

Here's a new link for yet another free TENA adult sample kits offer! This new link has a huge selection of pads, liners, and underwear available for both men and women. You can also use the older links below to find additional, different TENA samples still available.

My friend Tina TENA has revamped their classic free women's pads and free men's guards samples to better centralize all the full-sized samples they offer. These are a great freebie for those who can use them properly, but they also make me a bit nostalgic for times long past. When I started HIF over a decade ago, I used the first TENA freebie to convince my little brother that I wasn't potty trained. It was a long-con prank that I still consider one of my top 10.

And now he's about to graduate from college!

You can click the orange “GET FREE TRIAL” next to any item you'd like to sample. There's also the green “Get a Free Trial Kit” near the top that will instead ship samples based on your answers to two questions. I know, it's a lot of pressure, try not to panic or choke like yours truly. My hands are trembling over here.

*clicks link and freezes like a deer in headlights*

Lastly, they have a whole line of free TENA Intimates samples you can choose from.

All of these sample programs from TENA run independent of each other, so you can sign up for as many as you need!

While hanging out with my adult brother recently, he shared a story that quickly had me gasping for breath through fits of laughter. The short version is while running extremely late for work one morning, he was frantically looking for clean underwear when he remembered a freebie “underwear” package had arrived days prior. Within minutes, after scrambling to get dressed so as not to be late for work, he breathed a sigh of relief as he climbed into his car. As he regained his thoughts and his brain finally caught up to the unfolding reality, he quietly asked aloud to nobody but himself “hey, are we wearing a diaper right now?”

Hahahaha, there is no way I could have been born into a more perfect family.

Checkout51 (remember them?!) is offering a free sample box filled with freebies from Theraflu, Advil, Kleenex, Clorox, and more! It's not every day we get give guaranteed freebies in one box. It reminds me of that old saying: kill two birds with one stone, then have it drop in a nearby bush to stun a third bird, which crashes into a scared rabbit, who bolts into a stunned chipmunk.

Here's how to get your five samples:

• Download & open the free Checkout51 app on your phone.
• Search for SAMPLE and click the “Winter Wellness Box.” It should look something like this.
• Click the Get This Sample button/
• Fill out the address form.

Your freebie will then arrive in 6 to 8 weeks!

Children's Miracle Network is giving away free bandages to help raise and spread support for the charity. It doesn't get much better than a freebie and a good cause!

You don't have to donate any money in order to get these free bandaids though. Simply subscribe to their newsletter, then fill out your mailing address and you're all set. Make sure to use your freebie email account!

This free Astroglide adult lubricant offer has been around since at least 2006! There aren't many freebies with a 14+ year lifespan. If this is the first time you've heard of it, then I'm terrible at my job!

*pats self on back*

There are currently 5 different free adult lubricant samples to choose from. After submitting your request, you need to click the confirmation link in your email. Once confirmed, you should get your free samples in 4-6 weeks.

I can't wait to finally discover what makes astronauts so slippery in space!

Here's a new offer for free Alyne adult underwear for men and women. I was able to choose from two types and three sizes for men.

Here's a new free Prevail sample kit of adult incontinence underwear. They have separate kits for men and women. When filling out your address,look for the size chart to help pick the best fit possible.

As of now, the women's sample kit includes:

• 1 Very Light Liner- Regular Length
• 1 Ultra Thin Pad- Regular Length
• 1 Bladder Control Pad, Moderate Absorbency- Long Length
• 1 Bladder Control Pad, Maximum Absorbency- Long Length
• 1 Women's Purse Ready Protective Underwear

While the men's sample kit contains:

• 2 Male Guards
• 1 Men's Protective Underwear

Samples should arrive in 5 to 7 business days. But what even is a business day anymore? Are we certain days still exist?

During my freshman year of college, my friend pledged for a fraternity. Part of his initiation was buying a bunch of odd item to carry around in his backpack for a few weeks. So we head to Walmart for our weekly shopping trip and once I'm finished buying all my food, I find him wandering aimlessly in the food aisle. He had everything he needed except for one final item – Kentucky jelly. I had no idea what in the world Kentucky jelly was, but I helped him look nonetheless for over 30 minutes. Once frustration finally set in, he marched up to the nearest employee for help.

“Excuse me,” he asked, “do you have any Kentucky jelly?” The employee looked at him with a blank stare and at this point, my friend produced the list and pointed to it. “See, right there, I need some Kentucky jelly.”

“Sir, the KY does not stand for Kentucky. KY Jelly is an adult lubricant.”

We still laugh about it to this day.

So, if you are in need of some good ole' Kentucky jelly, pick up a free sample here.