This free NuSyllium fiber supplement is pronounced … new silly um? With a new like that, you know they're for real!

This looks like a smaller company, so I don't expect this freebie to last long.

These free Prevagen chewable tablets are designed to help improve memory, provide a sharper mind, and clear your thinking.

I clearly need these because … what were we talking about again?

The original free Tena Intimates offer is still available to anybody who missed out earlier. However, there's also a new free Tena overnight pads & underwear signup form for another freebie sampling!

Based on your needs, you should be able to get a Tena pack with multiple freebies in it.

On top of the freebies, Tena also has some super high-value coupons available to print. It's not every day you see a $14/1 coupon!

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but y'all owe me the extra 15 seconds it'll take.

• 1 Lightest Absorbency Regular Length Poise Microliner
• 1 Very Light Absorbency Long Length Poise Liner
• 1 Light Absorbency Poise Thin-Shape Pad
• A discreet carrier

Phew. Thank goodness this comes in a discreet carrier because the last thing I need the world to know is that I signed up for this.

Uh-oh. I think I've said too much.

You can request this freebie once every six months!

You can choose between two different free Sasmar personal lubricant samples today.

HIF is primarily a United States freebie site, but this offer also ships to the United Kingdom, Europe (…isn't the UK already covered by this?), and Australia. So feel free to get frisky all over the world with this offer!

Every year I tell my brothers these free Emergen-C vitamin drink “supplements” are bull. Yet they always end up in our supply bag whenever we go camping and every morning I end up drinking one.

They taste ridiculous, I swear to everyone within earshot they don't work, and yet I drink one every single morning. It's like a ritual at this point.

You can get 2 free Salonpas pain relief patches again through Checkout51! This freebie is only available via the app, but it takes just a few seconds to sign up.

• Download Checkout51.
• Search for “Salonpas” in the top search bar.
• Click “Get Sample: Salonpas” – Be sure to click the words and not the little white + button.
• Click the blue “Get This Sample” button.
• Enter your address!

After that, your freebie should arrive in 6-8 weeks because what's two more months of back pain?!

I've had this draft sitting sitting in my folder for over a year now. Every time I check the free Depend for Men sample pack signup form, it was busted and wouldn't go through. But today it finally worked and said I'd receive the following in 3-10 days.

• 2 Depend Guards for Men
• 2 Depend Shields for Men
• $3 Coupon & Shopper Card
• Informational Brochure

I probably should have used all that time to think of a joke, huh?

Tena's one of the few old-school freebie companies still pumping out new offers like this free Tena Intimates sample. Not only is it free, but you can choose from four different offers.

I'm still a few years away from needing these, so I haven't the slightest what I'll do with my freebie. I'm sure it'll be something other than what they're originally intended for though. Similar to what I currently do with all my free magazines.

Sure, they make for an interesting read, but when combined with duct tape they also make a great pair of slippers and/or pirate hat!