There are a bunch of different free Equate and Assurance PurseReady sample packs available. Depending on which category you fall under, you'll get anywhere from three to six freebies. The freebies also come in a little pack that's small enough to fit in most purses. Man, what a coincidence! Small enough to fit in a purse and the term “purseready” just so happens to be in the title. What are the odds?!

Similar to the always-available free Breath Right offer, these three free Snore Bore nasal strip are designed to help improve your breathing during sleep and cut down on snoring.

However, while it's your breathing, you could argue these freebies are more for your bedmate than yourself. While I'm happy to improve my sleep in any way possible, a lack of breathing hasn't been the major complaint of most of my ex-girlfriends. Instead, I apparently have an excess of talking. It's why I'd make a horrible spy, as I'd be giving away state secrets every night at 3am.

What I'm saying is where can I get a freebie to muzzle my mouth?

[thanks to Patricia for sending this in!]

EDIT: When I click the link below, it says they're out of sample. However when I copy & paste the link, the signup form appears!

https://www.amazinggrass.com/sample-request/

Todays free Amazing Grass superfood comes with two samples along with a recipe book. You'll get Green Superfood The Original and Protein Superfood Chocolate Peanut Butter.

I'm reluctant to admit how long my parents spent teaching me not to eat grass, so I looked up what this freebie actually does. It supposedly contains a “daily dose of nutritious whole greens, chock full of all of the necessary vitamins and minerals you and your family need.” Oh nice, that's way better than my childhood experience, where grass only contained dirt and stomach aches!

This free LivRelief pain relief cream is natural, fast, patented, guaranteed, and risk-free. Fantastic. I've never found much help in manufactured, slow, generic, uncertain, deadly pain cream. For some reason they always seem to cause more trouble than they're worth.

EDIT: This freebie from February 2014 (and beyond) is still active!

Every year I tell my brothers these free Emergen-C vitamin drink “supplements” are bull. Yet they always end up in our supply bag whenever we go camping and every morning I end up drinking one. They taste ridiculous, I swear to everyone within earshot they don't work, and yet I drink one every single morning. It's like a ritual at this point.

This is freebie was originally posted in May 2013 & is still available!

Instead of the full six offers, there are now two free U by Kotex sample packs you can choose from. They always looked the same to me, but admittedly this isn't my wheelhouse. You know what is though? Surprisingly, it's building square shacks.

The current samples are:

U BY KOTEX FITNESS ULTRA THIN PADS – REGULAR

• 2 Fitness Regular Pads with Wings
• 2 Fitness Regular Liners

U BY KOTEX FITNESS TAMPONS

• 2 Fitness Regular Tampons (Compact)
• 2 Fitness Regular Liners
• 1 FitPak

In addition to the coupons that typically come with these samples, Coupons.com has a $1/1 U by KOTEX Products coupon that you can print today for free.

This classic freebie has returned! I was able to request it using my regular information, so it looks like you can get this again even if you've gotten Nexcare freebies before.

Ohhh, what a sneaky game 3M plays with us. They say these free Nexcare Gives bandages are in hopes of raising awareness for the seriousness of donating blood, but I know what they're really up to. Sure, that's the perfect cover for a freebie giveaway, but it's also the perfect diversion for a paper product company that causes millions of paper cuts every year. Paper cuts so bad they require a blood transfusion. All stemming from a paper company like … 3M!

Na, but seriously, please donate blood if you can. I've got less than a year left until I can donate again and I kinda miss doing it.

Today's free Hello toothpaste is a new naturally friendly brand of oral care. I can't wait for their next sample, free Goodbye toilet paper.

Free Toothpaste Coupons

If you need toothpaste a little sooner than 4-6 weeks, there are some new printable coupons this month. Remember, you can print these from your phone or computer without downloading any software!

• $1.50/1 Colgate Twin Pack Toothpaste
• $0.50/1 Crest Pro-Health Toothpaste
• $0.50/1 Crest Complete Toothpaste
• $0.50/1 Crest 3DWhite Toothpaste