TakeMeHome is offeringtwo free HIV at-home self-test kits approved by the FDA. These are oral swab tests that will provide results within 20 minutes of testing.
Additionally, the CDC has a new widget that lets you find local free tests. You can sort to find local clinics that will offer free in-person testing if you prefer that method. Just enter your zip code below and it'll present you with a list and map of local clinics offering free or discounted tests & screenings.
Your order of 4 tests will come in a single package with its own tracking number
Orders will ship free starting in mid-December.
If you can't signup online, then you can call 1-800-232-0233 to order your free tests.
These at-home tests are useful because they provide results in only 30 minutes without needing to send your swab to a testing lab. Each test comes with full instructions on testing and reading the results.
Most orders will ship within 7-12 days, so be sure to order them soon! The site was getting hammered yesterday, but it's been up and running perfectly all day today.
This free Astroglide adult lubricant offer has been around since at least 2006! There aren't many freebies with a 15+ year lifespan. If this is the first time you've heard of it, then I'm terrible at my job!
*pats self on back*
There are currently 10 different free adult lubricant samples to choose from. After submitting your request, you need to click the confirmation link in your email. Once confirmed, you should get your free samples in 4-6 weeks.
I can't wait to finally discover what makes astronauts so slippery in space!
You can once again request somefree Advil Dual Action directly from their website. This product is the first and only FDA approved pain relief medication to combine Acetaminophen and Ibuprofen, targeting pain at the source while also blocking pain signals.
I wrote a joke about how you can tell it's going to be good because it has “advanced” in the name. None of that Advil Average Apathy for us!
And then right before I published this, I realized the word “advanced” was nowhere to be found 🤣 🤦♂️
Sign up at this site and then connect your Sampler accounts for possible free Axe fragrance spray. I didn't personally qualify, but then against Sampler seems to hate me. I never seem to qualify for anything anymore. I must have made fun of them one too many times over the years. 🤷♂️
From what I can tell, they're looking for 18-44 year-olds, but I'm not sure what additional demographics they're looking for beyond that.
It's allergy season (aka all year for me), so I'm re-upping this Xyzal offer that's still active!
My ornithology credentials have long since expired, so can someone please explain to me how the little guy above is floating in the air? Is that one of the side effects of this free Xyzal OTC allergy relief? If so, sign me up right now because I'm about to be floating up and down the east coast.
5-day samples should arrive in 14 business days, so practice holding your sneezes until then.
Whoa, here's a brand we haven't seen in a hot minute! These guys were a freebie staple back in the late 2000s, so it's nice to see some free Tom's of Maine toothpastemake a return here!
This looks like it's aimed at “influencers” (ugh…), so I don't know how long this will last. But for now all you have to do is enter your email and then click the confirmation link they send you to make a free Mavrck.co account. After that, you'll enter your mailing address and then click through a few options. I didn't connect any of my social accounts, I just skipped those options, and eventually I got to a “Thank you” page.
I'm not 100% certain we'll all get this freebie, but it can't hurt to try!
Nestle is still giving awayfree Resource ThickenUp Clear Stick Packs. These are an instant food and drink thickening powder made with xanthan gum to provide swallowing support for people with dysphagia. I had to look it up and dysphagia is the medical term for swallowing difficulties.
So if you know somebody with dysphagia or … I don't know, you're addicted to xanthan gum, then this freebie is for you. Otherwise, I'd hold off on requesting this so that as many people who need this can get it.
It's also meant to be used under medical supervision.