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Free Planet Fitness Teen Summer Pass

Free Planet Fitness Teen Summer Pass

This great offer is returning this summer! From June 1 through August 24, 2025, Planet Fitness is offering a free summer pass to teens ages 14-19. This pass will give high schoolers access to over 2,400 locations nationwide all summer long and registration is open starting today. Since the High …

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Free Gym Pass at 24 Hour Fitness

Free 3-Day Gym Pass to 24 Hour Fitness 💪

Okay, Freebie Gods, very funny. I freely admit I plan on ingesting my weight in beer 🍺 and brats 🌭 this summer. So you respond by offering this free 3 day pass to 24 Hour Fitness? It’s a little too on the nose for my taste! I like the idea …

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Free NorthShore Care Incontinence Products

Free NorthShore Care Incontinence Products

I believe that NorthShore Care is again offering free incontinence product samples for men and women. Previously you got to choose from the following product styles and I don’t have any reason to believe this has changed: Tab-Style Briefs Pull-On Underwear Pads, Liners & Guards Underpads / Bed Pads Personal …

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Free Seni Adult Briefs & Underwear

Free Seni Adult Briefs & Underwear

You can use this form to request some free Seni adult briefs & underwear. Just take their survey and select which male or female product samples you’re interested in. One nice perk is that you can request 2 samples per person every 6 months!

Free Salonpas Pain Relief Patch

Free Salonpas Pain Relief Patch

You can once again get a free Salonpas Lidocaine FLEX pain relief patch directly from their site! Sadly they exclude Alaska and Hawaii, which seems odd to me given that shipping on these tiny freebies certainly shouldn’t cost much. But what do I know? 🤷‍♂️ Your freebie should arrive in …

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Free Pataday Eye Allergy Itch Relief

Free Pataday Eye Allergy Itch Relief

Send Me A Sample is offering 75,000 samples of free Pataday Eye Allergy Itch Relief. I was able to request mine just now, which means they still have a few left. Obviously, this is while supplies last, so snag yours now while you still can!

Free Weleda Makeup Removing Cleansing Oil

Free Weleda Makeup Removing Cleansing Oil

Send Me a Sample is giving away free Weleda makeup removing cleansing oil. You have two methods to request yours: If you have an Alexa device, simply say “Ask Send Me a Sample for Weleda” and answer the prompts. Alternatively, go to their site and signup the old fashioned way. …

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Free COVID-19 Home Tests

Up to 4 Free COVID-19 Home Tests

As of February 2025, you can still request these 4 free at-home COVID-19 tests! They were initially restocked on September 26, 2024, so you are eligible to receive them if you haven’t requested any since then. I doubt the current administration will offer these much longer, so get yours while …

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Free Colgate Kids Toothpaste Sample

Free Colgate Samples for Teachers

Signups are once again open for this year’s free Colgate Bright Smiles, Bright Futures classroom kits. They usually ship around February, so this is your annual reminder to get those orders in. These are designed to help educate children on good oral hygiene habits. The kits contain a video and …

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Free Radon Test Kit

Free Radon Test Kit

Protect Environmental, in partnership with the American Lung Association, are giving away a free radon test kit. Are you a fellow Hiffer who is terrible at chemistry like yours truly? Are you also unable to tell the different between radon and other gases? If so, here’s why you should test …

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Free Attends Product Samples

Free Attends Incontinence Products

Holy moly, this freebie from 2010 has discovered its inner zombie and come back to life! You can signup here to receive a free sample of Attends adult incontinence products. The dropdown list had the following sample options for me to choose from: Pads Protective Underwear Briefs Underpads Bladder Control …

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Free Vaginal Contraceptive Film Birth Control

Free Vaginal Contraceptive Film

This classic freebie is still available! I always have trouble writing a post about something like these free VCF contraceptive films. I’m not even qualified to use one of these things, much less write something witty about them. Remember the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell had …

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