Sampler.io is giving free Clinere ear cleaner to certain members who qualify.

I struck out, kinda like the Mariners over the past two decades. I clearly wasn't in Clinere's demographic. Unfortunately, I have no idea who they're looking for, so good luck.

That last sentence perfectly sums up my dating life!

The ever classic free Charmin toilet paper roll extender freebie is still active. No more precariously balancing larger rolls of toilet paper on broken towel racks!

I feel like this freebie is a Top 10 for Longest Active Freebie, no? Trust me, young freebiers, this is an ancient offer. Gotta love the classics!

Take a short survey and you'll qualify for free Uncle Bud's hemp seed oil & hemp extract pain relief. I don't know who this Uncle Bud fella is, but from the sound of it he'd get along great with my actual uncles.

Every other freebie site is saying “Once you fill out the short form, you'll be taken to a page where they suggest products to you. That means your sample request has been submitted. Allow 6 to 8 weeks for sample delivery!” But then again, it's 2020 and freebie sites literally just copy & paste each other these days, so who knows.

Here's a new link for yet another free TENA adult sample kits offer! This new link has a huge selection of pads, liners, and underwear available for both men and women. You can also use the older links below to find additional, different TENA samples still available.

My friend Tina TENA has revamped their classic free women's pads and free men's guards samples to better centralize all the full-sized samples they offer. These are a great freebie for those who can use them properly, but they also make me a bit nostalgic for times long past. When I started HIF over a decade ago, I used the first TENA freebie to convince my little brother that I wasn't potty trained. It was a long-con prank that I still consider one of my top 10.

And now he's about to graduate from college!

You can click the orange “GET FREE TRIAL” next to any item you'd like to sample. There's also the green “Get a Free Trial Kit” near the top that will instead ship samples based on your answers to two questions. I know, it's a lot of pressure, try not to panic or choke like yours truly. My hands are trembling over here.

*clicks link and freezes like a deer in headlights*

Lastly, they have a whole line of free TENA Intimates samples you can choose from.

All of these sample programs from TENA run independent of each other, so you can sign up for as many as you need!

The Carefree and Stayfree sample packs were really popular back in the day. As of now, Smiley360 is still giving away free Carefree Acti-Fresh Twist Resist Liners if you answer “b. Pantiliners” to their question. You'll then receive a free 10-pack of these liners! If you normally use this brand, don't miss the $0.50 coupon on the confirmation screen.

Beyond that, I'll update this post when the next sample drops. While we wait for the next free tampon samples, here are some classic jokes from earlier giveaways. You can also print free Carefree coupons and free Stayfree coupons from their sites.

CVS is offering a free Carefree and Stayfree sample pack. What's the difference between the two? Well one cares about you being free while the other helps you stay free … of feral orangoutangs. And man-eating couches. They make no promises about insane chimney sweepers though.

Here's a new link for an old free Carefree Liners and Stayfree Pads offer. That generally means the freebie is available, as does an old link for a new freebie. An old link for an old freebie means it's expired but a new link for a new freebie is perfect! And if I ever explain something as simple as this again that means I didn't have anything witty to say so I decided to ramble and hope nobody noticed!

It's weird enough when I sign up for feminine freebies like these free Stayfree Ultra Thin Regular with Wings. But what am I supposed to do when they ask questions such as “Which of the following is your primary form of feminine protection?” or “The following best describes your use of pads…” That last question unfortunately didn't include an answer of “I set them on my dog's head and see how long she lets it stay.”

Warning: While signing up for this free Stayfree Ultra Thin Overnight sample, do not start simultaneously humming Free Bird and Free Fallin' to yourself. They're great songs on their own, but they really don't go together. Plus this mashup doesn't help with my perpetual problem of remember what decade it is.

Here's a new offer for free Alyne adult underwear for men and women. I was able to choose from two types and three sizes for men.

Here's a new free Prevail sample kit of adult incontinence underwear. They have separate kits for men and women. When filling out your address,look for the size chart to help pick the best fit possible.

As of now, the women's sample kit includes:

• 1 Very Light Liner- Regular Length
• 1 Ultra Thin Pad- Regular Length
• 1 Bladder Control Pad, Moderate Absorbency- Long Length
• 1 Bladder Control Pad, Maximum Absorbency- Long Length
• 1 Women's Purse Ready Protective Underwear

While the men's sample kit contains:

• 2 Male Guards
• 1 Men's Protective Underwear

Samples should arrive in 5 to 7 business days. But what even is a business day anymore? Are we certain days even exist?