Free Advil Advanced Action

Free Advil Dual Action

Hey, we've got a new Advil freebie for the first time in a decade! Today you can request some free Advil Dual Action directly from their website. This product is the first and only FDA approved pain relief medication to combine Acetaminophen and Ibuprofen, targeting pain at the source while also blocking pain signals.

I wrote a joke about how you can tell it's going to be good because it has “advanced” in the name. None of that Advil Average Apathy for us!

And then right before I published this, I realized the word “advanced” was nowhere to be found 🀣 πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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Free Kroger Ultra Thin Pads

Free Kroger Ultra Thin Pads

Sampler is giving away free Kroger Ultra Thin pads to those who qualify. Whether or not you'll get this freebie is based off 10 demographic and shopping habit questions.

Of course, THIS is the Sampler freebie that I actually qualified for. 🀣


Free Happy Hippo Kratom

Free Happy Hippo Kratom

I have absolutely no clue what this free Happy Hippo Kratom is. What is Kratom? What is happiness, an elusive feeling to me these days? Are hippos even real?!

They're listed as “for adults 21+” on their website, which is even more confusing given then mascot and color scheme.

In order to get this, look for the “free Kratom” button in the lower left. It looks like this. There should also be no shipping or handling fee whatsoever, so please let me know in the comments if they add one later on.


Free La Roche-Posay Sunscreen

Free La Roche-Posay Sunscreen

Here's a new signup form\ offering free La Roche-Posay sunscreen. The Anthelios Clear Skin oil-free SPF 60 sunscreen is intended for your face, which is super convenient because that's where the sun shines a lot.

They also claim to “help absorb excess oil and reduce shine,” which totally sounds fake. It also has a “powerful antioxidant complex to help protect skin from free radicals caused by UV rays.”

Mmmhmmmm.


Free SocialNature Product Samples

Free Product Trials from SocialNature

SocialNature currently has 18+ free trials you can apply for! After creating an account, simply head to their Products page and make sure to select United States on the left sidebar. You should then be able to click “Apple to Try” on a huge variety of freebies!

As you can see from the items already listed, there are tens of thousands of people applying for these samples, so you're not guaranteed to get each item. But with so many freebies being offered, you're bound to get lucky in many of them! Plus you'll move to the top of the list if the brand is looking for your specific demographic. So mom's who buy stuff for their families are almost always offered freebies πŸ™‚

Many of these offers are for full-sized products. For example, this offer for free Playtex Clean Comfort Tampons is worth $9.99!

As somebody who recently bought herb and vegetable seeds to grow in a window garden, I really hope I get a few of those Back to Roots freebies. Worst case, I end up killing my plants, but use the freebie on my hair roots!


Free Axe Antiperspirant Stick and Dry Spray

Free Axe Antiperspirant Stick and Dry Spray

Update: I forgot to post the link originally! Here's where you can see if you qualify for the freebie.

Check your Sampler accounts for possible free Axe antiperspirant stick and dry spray. I didn't personally qualify, but then against Sampler seems to hate me. I never seem to qualify for anything anymore. I must have made fun of them one too many times over the years. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Free Huggies Potty Training Kit

Free Huggies Potty Training Kit

Hurry and request this free Huggies Potty Training Kit while supplies last! I have a feeling these won't last long, especially since the girls kits are already expired.

Each kit comes with the following items:

  1. Pull-Up Pants
  2. Cooper's Big Kit Books
  3. Cottonelle Wipes
  4. Potty Training Reward Chard and Sticker Sheet
  5. Disney Character Cell Phone Cut-Out

Your freebie should arrive in 6 to 8 weeks.


Free Tena Adult Pads

Free TENA Adult Pads

Here's a new link for yet another round of free TENA adult sample kits. This new link has a huge selection of pads, liners, and underwear available for both men and women. You can also use the older links below to find additional, different TENA samples still available.

My friend Tina TENA has revamped their classic free women's pads and free men's guards samples to better centralize all the full-sized samples they offer. These are a great freebie for those who can use them properly, but they also make me a bit nostalgic for times long past. When I started HIF over a decade ago, I used the first TENA freebie to convince my little brother that I wasn't potty trained. It was a long-con prank that I still consider one of my top 10.

And now he's about to graduate from college!

You can click the orange “GET FREE TRIAL” next to any item you'd like to sample. There's also the green “Get a Free Trial Kit” near the top that will instead ship samples based on your answers to two questions. I know, it's a lot of pressure, try not to panic or choke like yours truly. My hands are trembling over here.

*clicks link and freezes like a deer in headlights*

Lastly, they have a whole line of free TENA Intimates samples you can choose from. Some of these free trial links are broken, but a handful are still working as of 2022.

All of these sample programs from TENA run independent of each other, so you can sign up for as many as you need!

While hanging out with my adult brother recently, he shared a story that quickly had me gasping for breath through fits of laughter. The short version is while running extremely late for work one morning, he was frantically looking for clean underwear when he remembered a freebie “underwear” package had arrived days prior. Within minutes, after scrambling to get dressed so as not to be late for work, he breathed a sigh of relief as he climbed into his car. As he regained his thoughts and his brain finally caught up to the unfolding reality, he quietly asked aloud to nobody but himself “hey, are we wearing a diaper right now?”

Hahahaha, there is no way I could have been born into a more perfect family.


Free Colgate Kids Toothpaste Sample

Free Colgate Samples for Teachers

Signups are open for next year's free Colgate Bright Smiles, Bright Futures classroom kits. They usually ship around February each year. The kits contain a video and other easy-to-use classroom materials, like posters & storybooks, plus free Colgate toothpaste and toothbrush samples for 25 kindergartners or first-grade students.

I presume the video is a guide on health care and not something fun like The Matrix.

For non-teachers out there, you can access Colgate's current list of offers and coupons here!