Four Potential Freebies from Amazon

Four Potential Full-Size Freebies via Amazon Prime

Here are three very similar offers for products that you might qualify for.

You basically take a short questionnaire (took me less than 60 seconds for each potential offer) and they'll then contact you if you qualify. It looks like they want to send you an Amazon giftcard that will cover the full purchase price, plus tax, so that you can “buy” the product

It also seems like they're looking for Amazon Prime members, so I think that's a prerequisite


Two Free Breathe Right Nasal Strips

Two Free Breathe Right Nasal Strips

This freebie was first published in 2007(!), but is still available as of 2023!

That sound you just heard was the ol' Reliability Train rumbling through town, bringing with it your annual reminder to sign up for this classic freebie! These two free Breathe Right nasal strips have been around for so long that I think we should induct them into the Freebie Hall of Fame. You'll get two extra clear nasal strips that provide instant relief and easier breathing during nighttime use.

Don't get too excited though, it's not as prestigious as it sounds. It's basically a space on my bookcase where I needed some color. It sits right between a broken clock and an old t-ball trophy. I was the only kid not to punch a teammate that year!

I was actually on a team the last time I wore one of these free Breathe Right nasal strips. These will come with two freebies and coupons – but you can also request a free $2 coupon here! Depending on your local retailer, you might be able to stack these and then get a carton of Breath Right strips for free or really cheap.

These adhesive holds take me back to high school on the football field. You should have seen me, I was a beast! Tirelessly running up and down the field and always hanging around with the tough guys was a recipe for instant popularity. It seemed like everybody knew and was talking about me, which always made me feel great. And the girls! Oh, the girls. They were always pointing at me and laughing – no doubt thinking of a hilarious joke I'd recently told in class.

I probably didn't need to wear full football gear to be the water boy, but people were always throwing good luck charms at me, like empty beer bottles. Sure, they hurt whenever they hit my head, but the more they threw, the faster I ran, and the more hydrated our team was! What great fans, huh?!

I never learn what happens if you wear ten Breathe Right's at once? Does that give you ten times the amount of oxygen you'd normally get? Don't worry, I plan on testing this out in the interest of science / filling a lazy Thursday afternoon.

Breathe Right Nasal Strip Actually Work!

Funny jokes aside, I've become a huge fan of using these while I sleep at night! I have a borderline case of sleep apnea and these work really well at opening up your nasal passages. I tend to use them most frequently during spring and summer time when my allergies act up with nasal congestion. I'm not a frequent snorer, but my girlfriend swears they help cut down on my snoring too.

It doesn't take long to get the hang of placing them on the right spot on your nose. They're made out of spring-like bands so much that when you put them on, you'll instantly feel airflow increase as your nostrils and sinus passages open! Once on, they're flexible enough to move around without falling off but they're sticky enough to last all night. Removal is easy and painless the next morning!

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If you're having trouble, Breathe Right offers these tips for proper application.

Wash up!
The adhesive won’t stick properly to wet skin, oily skin, or moisturized skin, so be sure to thoroughly wash and dry your nose before applying.

Size matters
No, really, we all have different nose types. Our strips come in two different sizes and strength levels, so make sure to determine which strip is best for you.

Position is everything
First, remove the protective liner to expose the adhesive. Then center the strip along the width of your nose with the tabs sitting just above the flaring part of the nostrils.

Breathe easy
Gently rub the strip to secure it into place on your nose. Press down ends and rub gently to secure the Breathe Right nasal strip in place above your nostrils. It is normal to see slight lifting at the edges as it opens your nose. Take a deep breath. Better breathing begins now.

Don't worry, your free Breathe Right samples come with a complete instruction sheet with complete product details, tips, and positioning guides in both English and Spanish.

If you're still suffering from excessive nasal snoring while wearing only nasal strips and need stronger relief, then you may need to consult with your doctor for proper medications.


Free Vaginal Contraceptive Film Birth Control

Free Vaginal Contraceptive Film

I always have trouble writing a post about something like these free VCF contraceptive films. I'm not even qualified to use one of these things, much less write something witty about them. Remember the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell had absolutely no idea what to do with the condoms? Yep, that's me right there.

Ladies, the line forms to the left! Single file, please!

[Thanks to Hiffer Carla for the reminder on this!]


Free Colgate Kids Toothpaste Sample

Free Colgate Samples for Teachers

Signups are open for next year's free Colgate Bright Smiles, Bright Futures classroom kits. They usually ship around February each year, so this is your annual reminder to get those orders in!

The kits contain a video and other easy-to-use classroom materials, like posters & storybooks, plus free Colgate toothpaste and toothbrush samples for 25 kindergartners or first-grade students. Also included for students is a take home brushing chart. I presume the video is a guide on health care and not something fun like The Matrix.

To prevent against fraud, these kits can only be shipped to a valid school address!

For non-teachers out there, you can access Colgate's current list of offers and coupons here!


Free La Roche-Posay Sunscreen

Free La Roche-Posay Sunscreens

Here's a reactived signup form offering free La Roche-Posay Anthelios Melt-in Milk Sunscreen SPF 60. The Anthelios Clear Skin oil-free SPF 60 sunscreen is intended for your face, which is super convenient because that's where the sun shines a lot.

There's also this reactived request form offering free La Roche-Posay Anthelios UV Correct Sunscreen SPF 70.

Both freebies should arrive in 4-8. Hopefully the sun will be back by then. *glares outside at gloomy winter weather*

They also claim to “help absorb excess oil and reduce shine,” which totally sounds fake. It also has a “powerful antioxidant complex to help protect skin from free radicals caused by UV rays.”

Mmmhmmmm.


Free Hope Postcards

3 Free Messages of Hope Postcards

The recent years have been hard on the mental health for millions of Americans. It can be easy to feel isolated and alone in our society. That's why Aurora Behavioral Health is giving away three free Messages of Hope postcards to remind people close to you that you're thinking about them.

After filling out the address form, you'll receive form a Messages of Hope Postcard Kit with 3 stamped postcards making it possible to send hope to your friends and family. You should receive your freebie in the next 5-7 business days.

I hope this freebie helps bring a smile to somebody's face!


Get Healthy U TV Deal

Deal: Get Healthy U TV for only $0.79

It's a new year, which means a lot of us have made resolutions to get healthy and fit. The only problem is how hard it is to keep said resolutions! 🀣

Well Get Healthy U TV is making it a little easier for us by offering first time members a one-year membership for only $0.79, which is 99% off their normal price!

With this, you'll get access to hundreds of the best streaming workout videos, calendars and healthy recipes plus 24/7 access to their fitness experts. Their programs include kickboxing, dance, strength training, yoga & more!

All videos are streamable on computers, tablets, and streaming devices like Roku and Chromecast.

So if you're looking to get back in shape and don't feel like aimlessly searching for YouTube videos to follow, definitely check out this huge sale before it soon ends.


Free Poise Sample Kit Light Leaks

Free Poise Sample Kit

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but only because I love each and every one of y'all.

  • (1) Poise Original Very Light Liner
  • (1) Poise Ultra Thin with Wings Light Pad
  • (1) Poise Ultra Thin Moderate Pad
  • Coupon For Any Poise Liner or Pad

You can request this freebie once every six months! These are a classic freebie that have been around since I started HIF over a decade ago. Even thought I'm a guy, I still love getting them because I'm always forced to come up with new, creative uses for them. My previous sample became a hat for my dog, but she didn't appreciate my exquisite taste in fashion. She threw it off her head before glaring at me with the undeniable message of “if you enjoy waking up every morning with zero poop on the floor, then I suggest you leave me alone.”

I fear the day when she finally takes the next step in evolution and becomes as smart as those raptor dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.


Free Bandaid Bandages

Free Children’s Miracle Network Bandages

Children's Miracle Network is still giving away free bandages to help raise and spread support for the charity. It doesn't get much better than a freebie and a good cause!

You don't have to donate any money in order to get these free bandaids though. Simply click the “Order free bandages” button to subscribe to their newsletter, then fill out your mailing address and you're all set. Make sure to use your freebie email account!

These are really nice quality bandages too! I've gotten them so many times over the years – I move a lot πŸ˜‰ – and I'm thankful I have them in the cabinet every time I cut myself.


Free Millie Moon Diapers

Free Millie Moon Diapers

Sign up here to receive two free Millie Moon diapers. I didn't personally sign up for these since I don't have a baby, so please let me know if the form stops submitting.

I also have one concern with this company's overall ethos.

Here at Millie Moon, we think your little one deserves the very best. The moon, in fact.

Are they … are they about to steal the moon and give it to babies? If so, no thanks! I'd prefer the moon stay in Earth's orbit flirting with our tides every night.