Free Millie Moon Diapers

Free Millie Moon Diapers

Sign up here to receive two free Millie Moon diapers. I didn't personally sign up for these since I don't have a baby, so please let me know if the form stops submitting.

I also have one concern with this company's overall ethos.

Here at Millie Moon, we think your little one deserves the very best. The moon, in fact.

Are they … are they about to steal the moon and give it to babies? If so, no thanks! I'd prefer the moon stay in Earth's orbit flirting with our tides each night.


Free Axis Labs CBD+Relief Cream

Free Axis Labs CBD+Relief Cream

Here's another CBD freebie in the form of free Axis Labs CBD+Relief Cream. Add the sample to your cart, then go through the checkout process and you'll have a freebie sitting in your mailbox within 4-6 weeks.

CBD+Relief from Axis Labs is a revolutionary relief cream infused with the power of CBD from Full Spectrum hemp extract. Additionally, we’ve added pain naturally relieving and effective topical ingredients including peppermint and ginger that offers impressive results after application.

Think I can rub this stuff on my head to make my brain hurt a little less after reading the news?


Free Children's Miracle Network Bandages

Free Children’s Miracle Network Bandages

Children's Miracle Network is still giving away free bandages to help raise and spread support for the charity. It doesn't get much better than a freebie and a good cause!

You don't have to donate any money in order to get these free bandaids though. Simply subscribe to their newsletter, then fill out your mailing address and you're all set. Make sure to use your freebie email account!


Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

My ornithology credentials have long since expired, so can someone please explain to me how the little guy above is floating in the air? Is that one of the side effects of this free Xyzal OTC allergy relief? If so, I'm about to be floating up and down the east coast.

Samples should arrive in 14 business days, so practice holding your sneezes until then.


Free Charmin Toilet Paper Roll Extender

Free Charmin Toilet Paper Roll Extender

The ever classic free Charmin toilet paper roll extender freebie is still active and has a new link for US residents. No more precariously balancing larger rolls of toilet paper on broken towel racks!

You can order up to 3 free roll extenders per household and freebies should arrive in 2-4 weeks.

I feel like this freebie is a Top 10 for Longest Active Freebie, no? Trust me, young freebiers, this is an ancient offer. Gotta love the classics!


Free Poise Sample Kit Light Leaks

Free Poise Sample Kit

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but only because I love each and every one of y'all.

  • (2) Poise Very Light Absorbency Long Liners
  • (2) Poise Light Absorbency Active Collection Long Liners
  • (2) Poise Moderate Absorbency Ultra Thin Pads
  • A discreet carrier

Phew. Thank goodness this comes in a discreet carrier because the last thing I need the world to know is that I signed up for this.

Uh-oh. I think I've said too much.

You can request this freebie once every six months! These are a classic freebie that have been around since I started HIF over a decade ago. Even thought I'm a guy, I still love getting them because I'm always forced to come up with new, creative uses for them. My previous sample became a hat for my dog, but she didn't appreciate my exquisite taste in fashion. She threw it off her head before glaring at me with the undeniable message of “if you enjoy waking up every morning with zero poop on the floor, then I suggest you leave me alone.”

I fear the day when she finally takes the next step in evolution and becomes as smart as those raptor dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.


Free La Roche-Posay Sunscreen

Free La Roche-Posay Sunscreen

Here's a new signup form that offers some free La Roche-Posay sunscreen. This Anthelios Clear Skin oil-free SPF 60 sunscreen is intended for your face, which is super convenient because that's where the sun shines a lot.

They also claim to “help absorb excess oil and reduce shine,” which totally sounds fake. It also has a “powerful antioxidant complex to help protect skin from free radicals caused by UV rays.”

Mmmhmmmm.

Previous Freebie – May 2020

This freebie only lasted two days last time around!

I could have used this during my last vacation. Let's just say it's real easy to lose track of time drinking and relaxing while in Portugal πŸ˜… My beard was the only thing that kept my full head from turning bright red by the end of my trip! Luckily, I managed to escape just before the giant heat wave hit.


Free TENA Stylish Designs Incontinence Underwear

Free TENA Stylish Designs Incontinence Underwear

TENA is back with new free Styling Designs Incontinence Underwear samples. In order to get yours, scroll down and click the “Try for free” button under your preferred gender and size.

More TENA Freebies

TENA offers many “permanent” freebies. I use air quotes because they're not literally permanent, but they might as well be in Freebie Years. Some of these samples have been active for over three years now! That's old enough to qualify for Freebie Retirement.


Free Condoms for Safe Sex

Free Condoms by Mail or In-Person

Countless studies have shown that condoms are highly effective at reducing the risk of transmitting and contracting sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). The CDC agrees and also reminds us that condoms also decrease the risk of unplanned pregnancy, especially among younger adults.

Recent research reported that CDPs as structural interventions:

  • Increased condom use, condom acquisition, and condom carrying.
  • Promoted delayed sexual initiation or abstinence among youth.
  • Provided cost-effective and cost-saving outcomes on future medical care costs by preventing HIV infections.
  • Significantly affected condom use behaviors and helped reduce HIV/STD risk among a wide range of at-risk groups (i.e., youth, adults, commercial sex workers, high STD populations, and males).

However, some people find it difficult to secure free condoms, either because of their remote location, embarrassment, or uncertainty in where to get them.

So how can we stay sexually safe without spending lots of money? It turns out, many state governments are already trying to help out! Studies show that investment in local family planning can easily saved over $7 for every single dollar spent. Condoms are also extremely cost-effective, cheap to transport, and easy to both store and give away.

Thus, it shouldn't come as any surprise to learn that many states fund free condom programs! They're broken down into two main categories – free condoms in-person and free condoms mailed to your house. All of the mailed offers linked below include free shipping and promise to send your freebies in nondescript packaging.

Free Condoms for Everyone in Person

In most states (about 40-45), local health clinics give away free male barrier condoms to teens and anybody who makes around 150% of the poverty level. On top of that, about 35 to 40 states also send out hundreds of thousands of free condoms to participating agencies to give away to residents. You can't sign up for them individually, but they're provided free of charge at local community health centers and businesses.

And by “businesses,” I mean nondescript type places like bars and restaurants! Not all of the free condoms require walking into a clinic or health center.

In the early 2010s, a site called Condom Finder gained a lot of well-earned attention. Their mission was to give away one million free condoms each year by creating a database of all the local free condoms locations nationwide. It was a great resource for its time, but unfortunately I do not think it is up to date as of 2020. Luckily, I found better alternatives!

Your first stop for local free condom resources should be the federal Health and Human Services male condom page. Halfway down, there's a “Find a family planning clinic” search box. This was the best search box I found that tapped into local option. It's not the only place you should search, but I think it has much better information than Condom Finder.

If you're a young woman between the ages of 18-29, I'd then make a quick stop at Bedsider and enter your zip code for “get birth control delivered.” Some states own HHS websites, like Illinois and Massachusetts, specifically say to check it.

The next guaranteed resource for free condoms is Planned Parenthood. They have a well-documented information page on condoms, along with a location finder. They have clinics across the country that offer free condoms to those who need them.

The final resource is Google! Allow me to explain all the ways how.

Free Condoms for Students

Almost every single university offers free condoms to their college students. It'd be impossible for me to list them all, but you can easily find your school's free condom locations by Googling “free condoms UNIVERSITY NAME”. Then substitute your school's name for “UNIVERSITY HERE” and viola!

Here's an example for University of Alabama free condoms. The first page listed should be the school's official ua.edu and it links to this free condom page. We can see they offer free condoms at all residence halls and major student center!

You can do this for almost any college, university, or school and find ample free condoms. Even small, remote colleges in America typically offer a free condom program and have full details on their website.

Free Condoms by Mail

Beyond all 50 states, there are free condom programs in many cities and even local counties. I've included a few city examples below, along with links to each state's official program! I also highly suggest searching Google for “free condom” and your location. I've included an example link for each state below, but you should also search for your nearest large city and county no matter where you live. You'd be surprised how many locations offer free contraceptives!

Here are just a few examples of cities. I can't stress enough that you should search for your nearest major city, some of their mailing windows are quite large.

Free Condoms by State

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Free Sasmar Personal Lubricant

Free Sasmar Personal Lubricant

This classic free Sasmar personal lubricant offer is still alive. Sign up today right here and they'll send you two samples of original silicone lube & classic water-based lubricant.

HIF is primarily a United States freebie site, but this offer also ships to the United Kingdom, Europe (…isn't the UK already covered by this?), and Australia. So feel free to get frisky all over the world with this offer!

Free Adult Lubricant Samples