Voltaren used to be prescription-only here in America, but they recently moved to an over-the-counter medicine. To celebrate and promote it, we can get some free Voltaren arthritis pain gel.

When I was a kid, my mom traveled to Europe all the time for work. Aside from chocolate, she always brought home OTC medicines that you couldn't find here in the states. It's crazy seeing to see it now being given away as a freebie all these years later!

Sample should arrive in 2-4 weeks.

Delta Faucet is sending out 4 free ear savers for people who need a little help wearing their face masks. These are little plastic hooks you can use to wear your masks, which then helps avoid chaffing around your ears.

I actually found this freebie over the weekend, but the form either wouldn't submit or kept giving a SMTP error. However, Delta Faucet just informed me that the form should be fixed and I was just able to submit my request, so get these while you can!

This free Astroglide adult lubricant offer has been around forever and yet I haven't republished it for years. Until now!

*pats self on back*

There are currently 4 different free adult lubricant samples to choose from. After submitting your request, you need to click the confirmation link they email you. You'll then get your free sample in 4-6 weeks.

I can't wait to finally discover what makes astronauts so slippery in space!

This free Noxicare pain relief cream is an all natural homeopathic medicine with 7 natural ingredients: turmeric, willow bark, holy basil, rosemary extract, Alpha Lipoic Acids, ginger, and Boswellia extract.

I've always said you can never have enough willow bark and Boswellia extract. In fact, it was my senior quote!

I'm not 100% certain this will arrive, but who knows. This is only available in the continental US too, so apologies to Alaskan and Hawaiian Hiffers. We might get this freebie while y'all always get perfect isolation and perfect weather, respectfully. I think the balance is still tipped in your favor.

Ventyv is giving away free samples of latex gloves. It looks like they also gave away a few vowels in their company's name. There are a ton of glove options to choose from and you best believe I struggled to pick between elephant, octopus, and seal.

This looks to be a freebie for glove distributors, so if you sign up make sure to use your freebie email and phone number.

Countless studies have shown that condoms are highly effective at reducing the risk of transmitting and contracting sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). The CDC agrees and also reminds us that condoms also decrease the risk of unplanned pregnancy, especially among younger adults.

Recent research reported that CDPs as structural interventions:

• Increased condom use, condom acquisition, and condom carrying.
• Promoted delayed sexual initiation or abstinence among youth.
• Provided cost-effective and cost-saving outcomes on future medical care costs by preventing HIV infections.
• Significantly affected condom use behaviors and helped reduce HIV/STD risk among a wide range of at-risk groups (i.e., youth, adults, commercial sex workers, high STD populations, and males).

However, some people find it difficult to secure free condoms, either because of their remote location, embarrassment, or uncertainty in where to get them.

So how can we stay sexually safe without spending lots of money? It turns out, many state governments are already trying to help out! Studies show that investment in local family planning can easily saved over $7 for every single dollar spent. Condoms are also extremely cost-effective, cheap to transport, and easy to both store and give away.

Thus, it shouldn't come as any surprise to learn that many states fund free condom programs! They're broken down into two main categories – free condoms in-person and free condoms mailed to your house. All of the mailed offers linked below include free shipping and promise to send your freebies in nondescript packaging.

Free Condoms for Everyone in Person

In most states (about 40-45), local health clinics give away free male barrier condoms to teens and anybody who makes around 150% of the poverty level. On top of that, about 35 to 40 states also send out hundreds of thousands of free condoms to participating agencies to give away to residents. You can't sign up for them individually, but they're provided free of charge at local community health centers and businesses.

And by “businesses,” I mean nondescript type places like bars and restaurants! Not all of the free condoms require walking into a clinic or health center.

In the early 2010s, a site called Condom Finder gained a lot of well-earned attention. Their mission was to give away one million free condoms each year by creating a database of all the local free condoms locations nationwide. It was a great resource for its time, but unfortunately I do not think it is up to date as of 2020. Luckily, I found better alternatives!

Your first stop for local free condom resources should be the federal Health and Human Services male condom page. Halfway down, there's a “Find a family planning clinic” search box. This was the best search box I found that tapped into local option. It's not the only place you should search, but I think it has much better information than Condom Finder.

If you're a young woman between the ages of 18-29, I'd then make a quick stop at Bedsider and enter your zip code for “get birth control delivered.” Some states own HHS websites, like Illinois and Massachusetts, specifically say to check it.

The next guaranteed resource for free condoms is Planned Parenthood. They have a well-documented information page on condoms, along with a location finder. They have clinics across the country that offer free condoms to those who need them.

The final resource is Google! Allow me to explain all the ways how.

Free Condoms for Students

Almost every single university offers free condoms to their college students. It'd be impossible for me to list them all, but you can easily find your school's free condom locations by Googling “free condoms UNIVERSITY NAME”. Then substitute your school's name for “UNIVERSITY HERE” and viola!

Here's an example for University of Alabama free condoms. The first page listed should be the school's official ua.edu and it links to this free condom page. We can see they offer free condoms at all residence halls and major student center!

You can do this for almost any college, university, or school and find ample free condoms. Even small, remote colleges in America typically offer a free condom program and have full details on their website.

Free Condoms by Mail

Beyond all 50 states, there are free condom programs in many cities and even local counties. I've included a few city examples below, along with links to each state's official program! I also highly suggest searching Google for “free condom” and your location. I've included an example link for each state below, but you should also search for your nearest large city and county no matter where you live. You'd be surprised how many locations offer free contraceptives!

Here are just a few examples of cities. I can't stress enough that you should search for your nearest major city, some of their mailing windows are quite large.

• Chicago also offers their residents free condoms and
• Los Angeles will send teens free condoms in the mail.
• New York City has made free condoms available since 1971.
• Philadelphia mails their teenage residents to any address within City limits.
• Washington D.C. currently sends out free condoms to local residents in unmarked envelopes.

Free Condoms by State

Click here to see a table of all the free condoms by state!

Sampler.io is giving free Clinere ear cleaner to certain members who qualify.

I struck out, kinda like the Mariners over the past two decades. I clearly wasn't in Clinere's demographic. Unfortunately, I have no idea who they're looking for, so good luck.

That last sentence perfectly sums up my dating life!

The ever classic free Charmin toilet paper roll extender freebie is still active. No more precariously balancing larger rolls of toilet paper on broken towel racks!

I feel like this freebie is a Top 10 for Longest Active Freebie, no? Trust me, young freebiers, this is an ancient offer. Gotta love the classics!

Take a short survey and you'll qualify for free Uncle Bud's hemp seed oil & hemp extract pain relief. I don't know who this Uncle Bud fella is, but from the sound of it he'd get along great with my actual uncles.

Every other freebie site is saying “Once you fill out the short form, you'll be taken to a page where they suggest products to you. That means your sample request has been submitted. Allow 6 to 8 weeks for sample delivery!” But then again, it's 2020 and freebie sites literally just copy & paste each other these days, so who knows.