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Okay, Freebie Gods, very funny. I freely admit I plan on ingesting my weight in beer 🍺 and brats 🌭 on the Fourth of July. Even so, this free 3 day pass to 24 Hour Fitness is a little too on the nose.
I like the idea of 24 hour gyms though. I find the only time I feel like working out is when I'm delusionary drunk at 4am.
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Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.
Fine, I'll type it up, but y'all owe me the extra 15 seconds it'll take.
Phew. Thank goodness this comes in a discreet carrier because the last thing I need the world to know is that I signed up for this.
Uh-oh. I think I've said too much.
You can request this freebie once every six months. I also found some free printable Poise coupons as well. Remember, you can now print Coupons.com from both your mobile and computer and without downloading any additional software!
If you're buying pads anytime soon, here's an additional $6 in savings that you can print today from your computer, tablet, or phone!
There are new free Breathe Now samples aimed at Hiffers suffering from allergies.
An all-natural, chemical-free sinus relief supplement that allows you to breathe when you’re suffering from allergies, sinus infections, colds, and even the flu.
An all-natural fix for allergies? If that's what you're looking for, might I also suggest being a hermit and never leaving your apartment. It's wonderful! Just start ordering food delivery and never look back. Plus, 24/7 sweatpants!
After adding the sample to your cart, proceed to checkout. You shouldn't need a credit card and the final cost should be $0.00.
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I've had this draft sitting sitting in my folder for over a year now. Every time I check the free Depend for Men sample pack signup form, it was busted and wouldn't go through. But today it finally worked and said I'd receive the following in 3-10 days.
I probably should have used all that time to think of a joke, huh?
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You can request a free Vagisil prohydrate moisturizing lubricant sample be sent your way. The only downside is they oddly require a phone number that you have to verify. However, I found a Google Voice actually worked here. Nobody else needs to associate my personal number with this freebie. 😀
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It's time for the annual reminder about these classic two free Breathe Right nasal strips. These suckers have been around for so long that I think we should induct them into the Freebie Hall of Fame.
Don't get too excited though, it's not as prestigious as it sounds. It's basically a space on my bookcase where I needed some color. It sits right between a broken clock and an old t-ball trophy. I was the only kid not to punch a teammate that year!
I never learn what happens if you wear ten Breathe Right's at once? Does that give you ten times the amount of oxygen you'd normally get? Don't worry, I plan on testing this out in the interest of science / filling a lazy Thursday afternoon.
None right now
Remember, you can print these from your mobile phone or your computer with no additional software required!
[thanks to everyone who has sent this in over the past few months!]
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In exchange for joining their newsletter, you can get a free Babo Sensitive baby skin care sample sent your way.
I know I'm not one to talk, as there are approximately 19 grammatical errors per HIF post, but I'm kind of surprised nobody caught the giant typo in their company's name before they launched or like printed business cards. It's spelled B-A-B-Y, not B-A-B-O.
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Today's free Sassy liner kit is “ideal for active women who are looking for everyday light bladder leakage protection.”
The kit includes:
This freebie from January 2017 has returned, hence the dated snow joke. Though with the way climate change is progressing, I'm sure we'll start going from 60 degrees to two feet of snow overnight before we know it.
I've love to come up with a joke for this free Salonpas pain relief patch, but I've got two feet of snow inbound and the only items in my fridge … let's see … correction, the only ITEM in my fridge is a single beer. I might want to go out and procure some sustenance for the rest of the week.
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There are 100,000 samples available of Hello toothpaste, evenly split between their natural sweet mint and activated charcoal flavors. Mmmm, charcoal flavor, just like Dad used to make. I can't wait for their next sample, free Goodbye toilet paper!
If you need oral care products a little sooner than 4-6 weeks, there are some new printable coupons this month. Remember, you can print these from your phone or computer without downloading any software!
I hope you were able to find some cool or useful freebies on Hey, It’s Free! If you still have any questions or ideas, feel free to contact me!
You might find some of the key links on the right helpful as well. They're some of our most popular freebie series along with some helpful guides on how to easily and quickly have tons of freebies and samples sent your way without paying a dime! And you might even laugh (...okay, chuckle) a few times along the way!