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Free Pro-Keds Stickers

Published on Feb 24, 2021 at 6:45 pm · Disclosure

It turns out these free Pro-Keds stickers for sneakers are completely different from these free Keds stickers from January (which are also still available!)

It's really unfair for companies to confuse tired freebie bloggers named Goob like this! I bet they didn't even bring up my mental health in the Zoom meeting where they planned this freebie. It's always “how will this help our business” and “what's a Goob” and “who is that guy in the corner saying Goob over and over” and “somebody please call security.”

Free I ♥ Equality Sticker

Published on Jan 22, 2021 at 4:58 pm · Disclosure

While supplies last, the DCCC is giving away free I ♥ equality stickers.

As with almost every political sticker, you can safely exit out once you reach the page asking for donations. Your sticker will still arrive without any payment whatsoever.

Free Madam Vice President Sticker

Updated on Jan 22, 2021 at 5:19 pm · Disclosure

MoveOn is giving away a free “Madam Vice President” sticker. Once you submit your address on the first page, you're all set. If this freebie is anything like their previous ones, it should arrive in just a few short weeks.

Free Skip the Straw Sticker

Updated on Jan 22, 2021 at 5:56 pm · Disclosure

It must be Sticker Hour, because I've found yet another free Skip the Straw sticker. These are being given away by a coalition of Florida businesses, like the Florida Aquarium and That's So Tampa, which is the preferred travel destination for Raven.

Free PETA Teach Kind Stickers

Updated on Jan 22, 2021 at 5:48 pm · Disclosure

Here's another signup form for some free PETA Teach Kind stickers. This offer looks like a whole sheet of stickers and they don't seem to have any PETA brand markings on them whatsoever.

I think this offer is meant for teacher's only since it asks where you teach at. I said I taught at Goob School, given that I'm only as smart as a 2nd grader.

Free Human Rights Campaign Sticker

Updated on Jan 22, 2021 at 5:40 pm · Disclosure

Signup on this form and you'll receive a free Human Rights Campaign sticker.

After submitting your address on the first page, you'll be redirected to a combo confirmation / donation screen. You don't have to fill out anything on this 2nd page. Please allow up to 4-6 weeks for your free sticker to arrive.

Free Annie’s Stickers

Updated on Jan 22, 2021 at 2:49 pm · Disclosure

Here are multiple different free Annie's stickers to request! As you request your bunny sticker, rest easy knowing No Annie's Were Harmed in the making of these freebies.

Here were the stickers I was able to select from.

Organic for Everybunny Sticker
Don’t Panic, It’s Organic Sticker
Cheddar Bunny Sticker
Sun’s Out, Buns Out Sticker
Recycle – No Butts About It Sticker

Free H.E.R.L. Sticker Sheet

Updated on Jan 22, 2021 at 12:55 pm · Disclosure

Enter promo code FREEHERLSTICKER at checkout and you'll get a free H.E.R.L. sticker sheet sent to your house. This 6×4 sticker sheet included two separate stickers. One of their HEY Email Research Lab logo, and another of their Email a Dumpster Fire experiment.

Ahhh… dumpster fire what now?

I had to Google their email a dumpster fire experiment – apparently it's a real thing!

Send an email to [email protected] with whatever you want to torch. Use plain text or an image attachment. PG-13 rules apply.
Watch on the live feed as your message is created, conveyed, and then dropped into the rolling flames.
Experience catharsis.

Hahahaha bravo.