Free Persil ProClean Laundry Detergent

Posted on Feb 04, 2020 at 8:06 pm

You know this free Persil ProClean laundry detergent sample is legit because the guy's wearing a bow tie. Glad to see I'm not the only person who does my laundry in formal wear.

Look for the red button that says “Request Your Free Sample And See Offer Details” near the bottom of the page. It will then load a Sampler.io page that will ask for 3 or 4 demographic questions, then let you know if you qualify. It seems most people are getting the freebie, even myself! After you're selected, the free detergent should arrive in four weeks.

They ran almost the exact same freebie promotion at the same time in 2019 and 2017. Seriously, I published the first version of this post on Feb. 5, 2017 and then again on Feb. 5, 2019. They must love this promo during the winter!

Free Nikwax Footwear Cleaning Gel

Updated: Jan 4, 2020 · Posted on Jan 03, 2020 at 7:24 pm

This freebie was originally posted on October 13, 2006 and is available every two months!

I always forget about this free Nikwax footwear cleaning gel sample that we can request every two months. It's probably because you have to take a five to eleven question quiz after signing up and I hate quizzes. They were easily the worst part of school. The threat of a pop quiz always put a timer on my harrowing escapes from inside the gym lockers. I think it's why I get panic attacks simply from a faint whiff of Gold Bond.

If you fail the quiz, you can simply reload the page and try again. Click the “clue” button next to each question and it will take you to the page where the answer is found. It took me about 4 or 5 minutes total and you'll be rewarded with a free bottle of Nikwax Footwear Cleaning Gel.

There's also another freebie of a sachet of Nikwax Waterproofing Wax for Leather that you can get via a shorter quiz. You can also retake this quiz at any time if you mess up.

This is one of the oldest freebies in continued existence. I can remember requesting Nikwax samples back before HIF was even a glint in my eyes. It was a simpler time back then, when people knew their local butcher and kids player freely throughout the neighborhood. And … wait. I really need to stop falling asleep with the TV tuned to old episodes of Leave It To Beaver.

Free Start with a Sponge Kit

Updated: Nov 17, 2019 · Posted on Nov 15, 2019 at 4:26 pm

Look for the orange “TAKE THE PLEDGE” button at the bottom of the page to request your free Start with a Sponge kit. You have to refer a friend, which means it's time to invite our alter freebie egos! I love Goob Junior, he's so fun.

I'm not 100% certain what comes in this kit, but I'm sure hoping a sponge is involved! Whatever it is should arrive in 7-10 business days.

Free Laundress Laundry Care

Posted on Oct 30, 2018 at 3:11 pm

This freebie signup form for a free Laundress laundry care sample is another offer I don't think will last. Kinda like my willpower to actually do laundry!

You'll need to join their newsletter, so make sure to use your freebie email account. Samples should arrive in 3-4 weeks.

SampleSource Freebie Pack

Updated: Oct 9, 2018 · Posted on Apr 03, 2018 at 11:55 am

The yearly SampleSource freebie pack has returned! These always fly off the shelves so hop to it, order a box of freebies, and make sure two of your friends are around to laugh at you while doing so!

I had to answer two pages worth of questions to see what I'd get. There are 10+ freebies total and based on the answers I gave, I qualified for 4 of them:

Free Persil ProClean Power-Caps Original
Welch's Fruit ‘n Yogurt Snacks – Strawberry
Heritage Flakes
Royal Canin Feline Cat Food

After selecting my freebies, they offered (and I declined) some magazine and eBook trials.

Free Coffee Maker Cleaner and Descaler

Updated: Oct 4, 2018 · Posted on May 25, 2017 at 4:26 pm

EDIT: Wow, we Hiffed that awfully fast.

This free coffee maker cleaner and descaler is designed to help keep your Keurig coffee machines running in tip-top shape. Why couldn't this have come around a few months earlier?!

Free Viva Vantage Paper Towels

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on Apr 03, 2017 at 4:08 pm

EDIT: Bummer, looks like this died fast. The contact page had a little blurb an hour ago saying you'd get a free roll for sending your info, but that seems to be removed now.

The confirmation page for these free roll of Viva Vantage paper towels says our freebie will arrive in 2-3 weeks and that we'll “soon be able to unleash clean on any mess that dares to enter your home.” But what happens when the mess that dares enter my home is 100% all me? Do I just wrap myself up with these paper towels?

Free 3M Easy Trap Duster

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on Feb 02, 2017 at 2:48 pm

Today's free 3M Easy Trap Duster look to be aimed at cleaning professionals. As my apartment can attest, I'm more of a cleaning amateur, but I was still able to request a sample by saying my Facility Type was Other.

These look to be heavy duty Swiffer-esque dust catchers that attach to any broom.

Free Urnex CleanCup K-Cup Brewer Cleaner

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on Aug 08, 2016 at 12:04 pm

While I love my Keurig coffee maker, I'm guilty of never cleaning it. In fact, just last week, I went to make a coffee and only got half a cup of lukewarm water. So naturally I took it apart, gave it a solid looking over without knowing what I was looking for, then left it in piece on my kitchen floor while I left to go on a family vacation! I guess I could have used these free Urnex CleanCup K-cup coffee brewer cleaners a little sooner.

Fingers crossed there's no urine in it!*

* That joke brought to you by Bank of Ricktown.

Free WashEZE Laundry Sheets

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on Jul 13, 2016 at 2:36 pm

It doesn't take a genius to tell these free WashEZE laundry sheets will soon be overwhelemed and Hiffed, so get them while you can.

Or maybe it does take a genius?! Hmmm, I've never thought of myself in that light, but now that you bring it up…

Free Hippo Sak Trash Bags

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on May 11, 2016 at 2:51 pm

This freebie from last month has returned!

These free Hippo Sak trash bags have me all 😂 😂. They definitely nailed the “what does Goob look like when he's pulling an overstuffed trash bag out of the can two weeks after he should have taken it out” part of this promotion.

Lemi Shine Detergent Booster

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on May 02, 2016 at 1:34 pm

Target is offering free Lemi Shine Detergent Booster, which now has me questioning why and how my current detergent is so freaking lazy.