EDIT: Wow, we Hiffed that awfully fast.

This free coffee maker cleaner and descaler is designed to help keep your Keurig coffee machines running in tip-top shape. Why couldn't this have come around a few months earlier?!

EDIT: Bummer, looks like this died fast. The contact page had a little blurb an hour ago saying you'd get a free roll for sending your info, but that seems to be removed now.

The confirmation page for these free roll of Viva Vantage paper towels says our freebie will arrive in 2-3 weeks and that we'll “soon be able to unleash clean on any mess that dares to enter your home.” But what happens when the mess that dares enter my home is 100% all me? Do I just wrap myself up with these paper towels?

You know this free Persil ProClean laundry detergent sample is legit because the guy's wearing a bowtie. Glad to see I'm not the only person who does my laundry in formalwear.

Today's free 3M Easy Trap Duster look to be aimed at cleaning professionals. As my apartment can attest, I'm more of a cleaning amateur, but I was still able to request a sample by saying my Facility Type was Other.

These look to be heavy duty Swiffer-esque dust catchers that attach to any broom.

While I love my Keurig coffee maker, I'm guilty of never cleaning it. In fact, just last week, I went to make a coffee and only got half a cup of lukewarm water. So naturally I took it apart, gave it a solid looking over without knowing what I was looking for, then left it in piece on my kitchen floor while I left to go on a family vacation! I guess I could have used these free Urnex CleanCup K-cup coffee brewer cleaners a little sooner.

Fingers crossed there's no urine in it!*

* That joke brought to you by Bank of Ricktown.

It doesn't take a genius to tell these free WashEZE laundry sheets will soon be overwhelemed and Hiffed, so get them while you can.

Or maybe it does take a genius?! Hmmm, I've never thought of myself in that light, but now that you bring it up…

This freebie from last month has returned!

These free Hippo Sak trash bags have me all 😂 😂. They definitely nailed the “what does Goob look like when he's pulling an overstuffed trash bag out of the can two weeks after he should have taken it out” part of this promotion.

Target is offering free Lemi Shine Detergent Booster, which now has me questioning why and how my current detergent is so freaking lazy.

This offer from October 2015 is still active if you missed out!

Today's free Glad to Give trash bags are part of a larger promotion centered around making donations to charities using trash bags. So … am I the only one who finds this weird? That's basically one step removed from boarding a flight with your luggage in a trash bag.

You can request up to 5 free bags (they're only giving out single bags now!) for those of us who are extra messy and/or giving. To find the form, scroll down to the 5th circle in the lower right.

[thanks Passion for Savings!]

If you have a job that routinely leaves your hands dirty and mucked up, then try today's free Muck Daddy hand cleaner. I wonder if a being a blogger qualifies me as such. Hey, don't give me that look, you have no idea how hard it is to get Cheetos dust off your fingers every few hours!