This freebie was originally posted on October 13, 2006!

I always forget about this free Nikwax footwear cleaning gel. It's probably because you have to take a five to eleven question quiz after signing up and I hate quizzes. They were easily the worst part of school. The threat of a pop quiz always put a timer on my harrowing escapes from inside the gym lockers. I think it's why I get panic attacks simply from a faint whiff of Gold Bond.

Seriously though, you have to take a freaking quiz and answer all the questions correctly. Click the “clue” button next to each question and it will take you to the page where the answer is found. It took me about 4 or 5 minutes total and you'll be rewarded with a free 60ml bottle of Nikwax Footwear Cleaning Gel.

You know this free Persil ProClean laundry detergent sample is legit because the guy's wearing a bowtie. Glad to see I'm not the only person who does my laundry in formalwear.

Today's free 3M Easy Trap Duster look to be aimed at cleaning professionals. As my apartment can attest, I'm more of a cleaning amateur, but I was still able to request a sample by saying my Facility Type was Other.

These look to be heavy duty Swiffer-esque dust catchers that attach to any broom.

It doesn't take a genius to tell these free WashEZE laundry sheets will soon be overwhelemed and Hiffed, so get them while you can.

Or maybe it does take a genius?! Hmmm, I've never thought of myself in that light, but now that you bring it up…

This freebie from last month has returned!

These free Hippo Sak trash bags have me all 😂 😂. They definitely nailed the “what does Goob look like when he's pulling an overstuffed trash bag out of the can two weeks after he should have taken it out” part of this promotion.