Free Downy Unstopables Laundy Detergent

Free Downy Laundry Detergent

It's been a while since we've seen some free Downy laundry detergent. The reason I know is because I'm down to my last pair of clean underwear and t-shirt. How do people keep all their outfits clean without freebies?!

Well my wait is now over, as we can now get some free Downy Unstopables laundry detergent! To get yours, create or log-in to your P&G Good Everyday account and then fill out this form.

Previous Free Laundry Offers

When I was in college, I used to do laundry once every 8 months or so. I figured if I wore a pair of jeans 21 days in a row, then it really didn't matter if I wore them a 22nd or not. But to be honest, part of my aversion to laundry was because I had no extra money for silly things like β€œdetergent” or β€œ3 quarters for the laundry machines.” Oh, how life could have been different had I known about freebies like these free Tide & Downy simply pleasures back then!

This free Ultra Downy isn't like that other regular Downy detergent. No, this stuff is Ultra, which is way better than that other crap. How so, you ask? Well heck if I know, but I can assure you that no company would every casually toss around a word such as Ultra in their product name.

What are these free Downy Unstoppables supposed to stop? Stains? Crazy ex-girlfriends? Myself from eating an entire pan of brownies? There are so many options!

Free United Soybean Hat

Free United Soybean Hat

Here's a possible free hat from the United Soybean Board. This is one of those “I'll believe I'm getting it when it appears in my mailbox” type of freebies, but it can't hurt to try!

Free hats and t-shirts used to be way more common when I first started HIF 17 years ago 😳 🀯 but they've dried up in a big way over the past decade.

Free Milwaukee Tools T-Shirt, Tape Measure, or Water Jug

Free Milwaukee Tools T-Shirt, Tape Measure, or Water Jug

Milwaukee Tools is giving away your choice of the following three items:

  • T-Shirt
  • Tape Measure
  • 75 oz Water Jug

We don't really see free t-shirts being offered that much anymore, so this is a nice offer! I was able to pick up a free shirt and the confirmation message says your free gift should arrive within 2 weeks.

I doubt this freebie offer will last very long!

Deal Fast Hoodie

Deal: $1 Sweatshirt with Free Shipping (expires tonight!)

In what I'm guessing is an “empty out our warehouse stock!” move, is selling branded sweatshirts for only $1 shipped. This sale ends tonight at 11:59 PM ET on Sunday, August 8, 2021.

It took me a while to get the order to go through, but here are the steps that worked for me.

  • Add 1 sweatshirt to your bag and click “view cart”
  • Enter coupon code ParkerGoesFast
  • On the same page, enter your shipping info! The form finally worked for me once I entered all my shipping info on this cart page.
  • Now click “fast checkout” and enter your billing info for the $1 charge. If you want to avoid being charged more than $1, you can always generate a a free credit card number!
  • You'll get a confirmation message and email once this page submits!

The popup window is where I kept getting errors for about 5 minutes. I had to close the window and try again a few times before it submitted, so don't feel discouraged if you encounter the same bug.

I've confirmed it's a legit offer and fast's account is retweeting all the thank you messages. Apparently this sale is to celebrate a fifth place finish by part-time NASCAR truck series driver and NBC Sports pit road Parker Kligerman in the Watkins Glen truck race yesterday. Way to go, Parker and thanks for this deal!

Avoid Surprise Charges with a Free CC Number Generator!

If you're worried about your credit card being charged for more than $1, you should definitely make a free account! That'll let you create 12 free virtual credit card numbers with spending limits each month! You can then use these numbers when checking out online, which protects your real credit card numbers in case of any future database hacks or leaks.

It's important you also set a spending limit on each generated card! This is what protects you from future charges. So for this offer, I made a new card with only a $2 spending limit on it so they can't make a huge surprise charge later πŸ™‚ Make sure to set a very small spending limit to avoid any future charges!! I can't stress that enough, otherwise you're missing out on a key protection feature.

[thanks to Hiffer Marc for sending this in!]

Free Measuring Tape

Free Measuring Tape

ContourMD is offering a free tape measure on their site. The form is a little wonky, but it summited for me just now.

Short and Fat is still giving away a free measuring tape that's used for body measurements & clothing. I can't wait to measure everything in my home and then annoy my friends with the results (once we're all vaccinated, obviously!)

“Hey, did you know you're drinking out of a four inch tall glass?”

“That chair you're sitting in has a ten inch cushion.”

“Oh, look, your two inch fist is headed straight for my face!”

I might end up using mine to see if my suit needs tailoring. I've been wearing it every day over the past few weeks in order to increase my productivity. Instead, all I do is walk around my apartment firing pretend employees and giving unqualified stock tips to my cats.

Free Harley-Davidson Shirt

Free Harley-Davidson T-Shirt

Signup before this ends to get a cool free Harley-Davidson t-shirt! They have sizes from Small all the way up to 3XL.

I highly suggest requesting this freebie ASAP, as I doubt it'll last for long.

I said I did not have a motorcycle license and I'm not sure if I'm buying a bike in the near future. It still accepted my freebie request with those answers, so no need to lie or anything for this. You should get a confirmation message reading “Congrats! Your request has been received. Please allow 6 – 8 weeks for delivery.”

Free John Deere Hat

Looks like this one is as dead as the fox of my new hat…

I have way way too many hats. Why, even though I've seen a few new ones that I really want, I just got a new fox hat right from China that I can't even wear because the weather just warmed up! Of course, I could have brought that one to Wisconsin when my wife and I were there last weekend, but I didn't think of that.

Then again, I do live in the midwest, and that means that this free John Deere hat is fashionable with whatever I wear…

Free Marines T-Shirt

If you're a high-school aged individual with no desire whatsoever to join the military, then you might not want to sign up for this free Marines T-Shirt. I remember signing up for something similar back when I was a junior in high school and let's just say that I soon got on a first name basis with the local Marine recruiter. He used to call all the time, it was like I had a new friend! Then one afternoon, I was playing Final Fantasy 8 and defeated a monster that had been giving me so much trouble recently. I was in such a gay mood after that huge victory, that I couldn't help but tell everybody how gay I was right then! That evening was the last time I ever talked to him, for he mysteriously stopped calling after that…I've never figured out why…