Free Harley-Davidson T-Shirt

Updated: Jul 16, 2019 · Posted on Jul 13, 2019 at 1:11 pm · Disclosure Policy

Signup before this ends to get a cool free Harley-Davidson t-shirt! They have sizes from Small all the way up to 3XL.

I highly suggest requesting this freebie ASAP, as I doubt it'll last for long.

I said I did not have a motorcycle license and I'm not sure if I'm buying a bike in the near future. It still accepted my freebie request with those answers, so no need to lie or anything for this. You should get a confirmation message reading “Congrats! Your request has been received. Please allow 6 – 8 weeks for delivery.”

Free HyFlex Work Safety Gloves

Posted on May 24, 2019 at 5:35 pm · Disclosure Policy

You can get a free sample of HyFlex work safety gloves in six different sizes. They come in sizes 6-11, which brings me to a quick follow up question.

Should I know my hand size? I'm gonna guess I'm a 10, based solely on the fact that I have 10 fingers.

You have to give a business name and address for this freebie. Luckily, I consider Freebie Requesting as a job and I'm hiring every Hiffer to a 5-minute contract. Welcome to the team! Now sign up for this freebie and clean out your desk!

Free Deltapine Shirt

Updated: May 7, 2019 · Posted on Apr 11, 2019 at 4:52 pm · Disclosure Policy

It's been a hot minute since I've discovered a legitimate free t-shirt offer. Yet today I stumbled across this free Deltapine shirt form! They want you to share a “story of strength and success” in order to get this freebie. Here's what I included with mine.

One time I couldn't open a jar of pickles, but I really wanted a snack. 6 months of heavy lifting and exercise later, I'm now strong enough to steal as many pickles as I want from my neighbors. SUCCESS!

While this is a legit freebie, it's clearly not meant for the masses. I'd expect this to die before the end of today, so don't delay! Our free shirts should ship out in late May.

Free WD-40 Hat

Updated: Mar 8, 2019 · Posted on Oct 18, 2018 at 12:54 pm · Disclosure Policy

If you woke up this morning hankering for a free WD-40 hat, then hot dang, you're weird. We should be friends! No word on what size it'll be, but I can think of a possible quick fix if it's a tight fit. 👲

Oh yeah, the hat is real! You have until 11/2/18 to request you free hat and they should ship out beginning 11/15/18.

$25 off $50 Zappos Purchase

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on Mar 22, 2018 at 2:06 pm · Disclosure Policy

If you're having trouble finding the coupon code, make sure you're logged into Zappos, then click the “Save Offer” button on Facebook, then refresh the Facebook page.

Here's a crazy valuable Zappos coupon good for $25 off a $50 or more purchase. That's almost 50% off a new pair of shoes with free shipping (and free return shipping if the shoes don't fit.)

After logging into your Zappos account, click on the link above to pull up your unique code on Facebook. Copy the code and enter it at checkout before 4/18/18 and you'll have $25 taken off your order!

With all that money saved, you'll be able to afford shoelaces that fit the entire shoe.

Free Moe’s Southwest Grill T-Shirt

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on May 05, 2017 at 12:06 am · Disclosure Policy

To celebrate Cinco de Mayo, you can get a free Moe's Southwest Grill t-shirt today in-store while supplies last. I'm not sure how many each local Moe's will have, but it's gotta be more than one! I'm gonna even go out on a limb and say they'll have more than two!

Free Red Seal American Hat

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on Apr 01, 2016 at 4:55 pm · Disclosure Policy

Altria has recently sent me a flurry of Cease & Desist letters for using their promo pictures because … I don't know, I guess they hate publicity. However don't let this barren, imageless post keep you from requesting a free Red Seal American hat! For what it lacks in looks, it makes up in cost.

I didn't have a previous account on this site, so I had to sign up today. However unlike other tobacco website, this one didn't ask me for my last four Social Security numbers. So that's a nice plus.

Free Color-Ons Decal

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on Oct 20, 2015 at 2:42 pm · Disclosure Policy

I love the steps for this free color-on ironable decal.

Color it!
Iron it!
Wear it!
Go out a month later, have a few drinks, see the pumpkin on a shirt you swear never had a pumpkin on it before, freak out a little!

That last one might be exclusive to me, but let's be honest, it'll 100% happen.

Free Autolite Hat

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on Jun 09, 2014 at 3:08 pm · Disclosure Policy

You can get a free hat from Autolite after submitting a story about you and your dad. I've been known to exaggerate from time to time, so do me a solid if anybody comes around asking. I'm Goob Snow, my dad never told me who my mom was, and I have a fairly hazardous job atop a 700 foot wall of ice.

Note you can skip the third step of submitting a photo by clicking a link on that page.

Free Victoria’s Secret Sports Bra

Updated: Oct 3, 2018 · Posted on Jun 03, 2014 at 3:40 pm · Disclosure Policy

EDIT: I bungled the offer here. What you really get for trying on a sports bra is a scratch off card that MIGHT give you a free bra. It might also give you a lower value $5 coupon. My bad, everybody.

I'll admit to spending a solid 8 hours editing the photo above for this free Victoria's Secret sports bra offer. I had to make it look jusssssst right.

The details on this are thankfully easy. Now through June 9, if you try on a sports bra in-store, you get either it or a $10 off coupon.

Free Custom Designed T-Shirt

Updated: Oct 4, 2018 · Posted on May 13, 2014 at 4:09 pm · Disclosure Policy

If you're cool with tobacco offers then you'll love this free custom designed t-shirt from Camel. I had to make an account, which makes me think this is their first foray into the freebie world. They probably had to take a few breaks while running to catch up.

After logging in, look around for the Crush Experience then select the small t-shirt box. You'll then go through a few more quick prompts before finally heading to the t-shirt printing company's site. This is where you get to actually design your shirt. Once you're satisfied with your design and color, hit submit and you're set!

Thanks to everybody who sent this in!

Free Clothing Tape Measure

Updated: Oct 2, 2018 · Posted on Aug 07, 2013 at 2:18 pm · Disclosure Policy

Free Indochino Tape Measure — Image via antoniodavis77

For the past two weeks I've been wearing a suit every day in an effort to increase my productivity. As you can see from that link, it hasn't worked out as planned, but it's been a hell of a lot of fun. I don't know what has to do with this free clothing tape measure, but that segue was smoooooth.

Want to get one? Here's how.

Like them on Facebook.
Click the blue “Get Tape Measure” button.
A registration form should now appear. If it doesn't, refresh the page, unlike them, and try again. I got the form on my second try.
Now checkout. It should charge you $0.00 total

That's it! You should quickly get an email that looks like this.

Just make sure you don't pay anything or enter any credit card info. I have a feeling they'll start charging a shipping fee after we HIF it, so please let me know if it asks you to pay anything in the comments.