Not only can we sign up for free Garnier Whole Blends shampoo & conditioner, but the sample will come with a free $2 off coupon as well.

It's also made with oat milk and rice cream extracts, so you know what that means – in a pinch, it can pull double duty as a delicious snack!

If you don't mind holding off on any sexy time for 6 to 7 weeks, then sign up for free Lubrigyn adult cleansing lotion.

Gonna be 100% honest here. I was fifty-fifty on whether this free Lancome Renergie Lift Multi-Action Day Cream was a beauty product or food at first through ninth glance.

Also, I mistyped the above fifty-fifty as firty-firty and was realllllllllly tempted to leave it. That's an upgrade, in my book.

Finally, don't forget to sign up for Lancome's birthday freebie if you're a fan of their products!

It's Monday, which means we get a fresh Toluna's weekly freebie. This week they're offering 250 free full-sized L'Oreal Concealer to those who luckily qualify. Just make sure you have a concealer carry permit before you go out in public with this freebie.

If you're signing up today for this free Toluna sample, you have to confirm your email before freebie offers will appear for you. Once logged in, click the Community tab at the top, then select Test Products. You'll then see a box asking if you'd like to request the freebie. If selected, you'll receive an email letting you know and can expect the freebie in 4-8 weeks.

You only have until 3/26/18 to request this sample, so good luck!

What's Toluna?

Toluna is pretty sweet in that they give away larger sized freebies, but not to everybody who requests it. You basically tell them you'd like a sample and if they select you as a tester, they'll send a full-sized sample to your home. After you get the freebie, they'll ask you to take a short survey as a product tester to let them know how you liked the freebie. It's not 100% required, however if you take the survey, you'll be far more likely to get more higher-end freebies down the road.

I signed up for this free Lid o Creme pain reliever, but the confirmation page said I needed to not only confirm my email (I did), but wait for a confirmation phone call.

Uhhh, no thanks. I struggle to answer the phone when a loved one calls and now they want me to talk to a freebie company? I gave them my Google Voice number, which I never check, so I guess we'll see in 6-8 weeks if they still send this without jumping through the phone call hoop. Normally I wouldn't post a freebie like this, but we're in a bit of a drought and I always use these free pain reliever samples, so fingers crossed.

Procter & Gamble are giving away free Olay Regenerist whips to those who sign up. I've never associated “whips” with “regeneration.” Maybe that's because my only experiences with whips have involved Indiana Jones costumes or amateur lion taming.