The domain for this free La Roche-Posay Vitamin C Serum is Australian, but the fine print below the signup form clearly states “Offer valid to residents of the contiguous United States.” So if you run out of citrus during your covid quarantine, drink this anti-aging serum then immediately call your doctor because you took medical advice from a freebie blogger.

Here's a brand spanking new offer for free Garnier Whole Blends Miracle Nectar repairing leave-in treatment. Now let's talk about this “miracle.”

What kind of limitations do we have here, because I've been going bald for the past few years. If I leave this freebie in my hair for longer than normal, are we talking full-fledged miraculous regrowth? Heck, I'll meet you halfway, just turn my remaining hair into wine and let's call it a day.

Signup now to get free Vichy LiftActiv Peptide-C, an advanced anti aging moisturizer to help correct multiple signs of aging including wrinkles, dull skin, loss of contour definition and loss of firmness.

Huh. I guess you could be interested in all that. I usually just go for lotion that doesn't smell too funky.

The multiple Vichy freebies last year didn't last long, so I don't expect this to last long into the week.

Oh cool, this free Cure Natural Aqua Gel and Water Treatment sample comes from Japan. It even has Japanese written on the packaging. That's exciting! I can't wait to have no clue what this product does in two different languages.

Aqua gel gently catches dead skin cells on the surface of the skin and removes it. It helps skin metabolism function better.

So I can use this instead of taking a shower? I always love learning new life hacks that'll save me hours each day.

Join their free digital coupon program, then take a tiny six-question survey and Dollar General will send you a free beauty tote bag.

Chances are we'll get extra coupons, along with free samples, in our free tote bags. I should say “chances are good” that'll happen. Chances are bad that our freebie will contain a rabid badger. I'm just saying, it's not a zero percent possibility!

They have 200,000 of these to give away by 5/31/20, but I doubt these last until the end of March, let alone May.

Here's a new opportunity to grab free U Beauty Resurfacing Compound. Simply fill out the form and a 3-day sampler will arrive in a few weeks.

Judging from their logo, it's clear U Beauty completely missed the opportunity to name themselves after Tetris.

Okay Garnier, we need to talk. Your freebies are great, no complaints in that department. Keep them coming at a breakneck pace. I want my mailbox overflowing with free goop for my hair.

However…these freaking names. They're getting a little out of hand. I got winded merely typing out today's free Garnier Whole Blends Ginger Recovery Leave-In sample. I'm going to need some recovery leave-in treatment for my aching fingers.