After entering your email, you'll redirect to the “Get A Free Sample” page letting you claim free Rituals Sakura body cream.

Our best-selling body cream from The Ritual of Sakura is just what you need to blossom. Featuring special technology that makes this velvety rich cream easy to apply, it intensely nourishes and firms the skin.

Sounds like this body cream has more technology in it than my grandma's flip phone.

This freebie offer is run by SoPost, so we should receive our freebies within a few weeks. I love a company that takes their freebies seriously.

Sign up here for a free Garnier Fructis Sleek Shot in-shower styler sample. I love seeing Garnier get back in the freebie game after taking a few years off. It's about time they helped me quit stressing over my non-sleek hair!

This free Suave Men 3-in-1 shampoo is specifically aimed at college-aged males. You can tell it's designed for their demo because who else uses 3-in-1 shampoo?

[thanks to all the Hiffers who sent this in!]

Okay Garnier, we need to talk. Your freebies are great, no complaints in that department. Keep them coming at a breakneck pace. I want my mailbox overflowing with free goop for my hair.

However…these freaking names. They're getting a little out of hand. I got winded merely typing out today's free Garnier Whole Blends Ginger Recovery Leave-In sample. I'm going to need some recovery leave-in treatment for my aching fingers.

Oh cool, this free Cure Natural Aqua Gel and Water Treatment sample comes from Japan. It even has Japanese written on the packaging. That's exciting! I can't wait to have no clue what this product does in two different languages.

Aqua gel gently catches dead skin cells on the surface of the skin and removes it. It helps skin metabolism function better.

So I can use this instead of taking a shower? I always love learning new life hacks that'll save me hours each day.

Sampler is giving select members free Love Osmanthus perfume. I didn't personally qualify, but then again I'm not much of an Osmanthus man. Whatever the heck that is.

Here's a brand spanking new offer for free Garnier Whole Blends Miracle Nectar repairing leave-in treatment. Now let's talk about this “miracle.”

What kind of limitations do we have here, because I've been going bald for the past few years. If I leave this freebie in my hair for longer than normal, are we talking full-fledged miraculous regrowth? Heck, I'll meet you halfway, just turn my remaining hair into wine and let's call it a day.