Free Aloe Attiva Skincare

Free Aloe Attiva Skincare

Signup right here to have some free Aloe Attiva skincare samples sent your way! You should get a confirmation email once samples ship, which should be in 1-2 weeks.

Aside from having aloe in them, I have no idea what the proper this stuff is used for. I think it's lotion. I know that much. At least I think I do. I'm not very certain, but I'm certain of my uncertainty. I'm like 80% positive on it. Well, don't quote me on that.

Free K-Beauty TONYMOLY Sheet Masks

Free K-Beauty TONYMOLY Sheet Masks

There probably won't be many free K-Beauty TONYMOLY sheet masks remaining for much longer. In order to get yours, create a free account then come back to this page and click “Request for sample.” A confirmation message should appear on the side of the screen.

I had to take a 12 question survey on my skin tone and hair type for them to match me with a freebie. Then you'll get to enter your bio and mailing address. They require you to upload a profile picture, but you can use a computer generated face from This Person Does Not Exist.

Free SkinCeutical Discoloration Defense Serum

Free SkinCeutical Discoloration Defense Serum

There's a new SkinCeutical sample out that I almost missed. Sign up here and get free SkinCeutical Serum for all your alchemy needs in about 8 to 10 weeks. What does this freebie do? Oh, don't look at me, I have no freaking idea. Let's turn to the experts.

REDUCES The Appearance Of Skin Discoloration

IMPROVES Skin Brightness

EVENS Skin Tone In As Early As 2 Weeks

Sounds good to me.

Free CeraVe Sample

Free CeraVe Moisturizing Cream

Here's a new signup link where you can request a free CeraVe moisturizing cream sample. This promises to moisturize & help restore the protective skin barrier. That's great news, because I have skin!

You might be rejected, but there's a quick fix. Make sure to say you have dry skin and you should qualify for this freebie.

Samples should arrive in 4-6 weeks.

free Hyaluronic Acid Intensifier

Free Hyaluronic Acid Intensifier

Here's a new link for the classic SkinCeuticals freebie. It promises to send us “serum” of H.A. Intensifier for our skin. The serum should in turn amplify our skin's hyaluronic acid levels and I understood a solid 50% of that!

I thought hydraulics systems were used to fly airplanes, but this free Hyaluronic Acid Intensifier is apparently for our faces.

Mmmm, intensified acid, just what the doctor ordered!

Free YOLO Fragrance

Free YOLO Fragrance

Fill out this short form to possibly get a free sample of YOLO fragrance. Will this freebie actually arrive in 6-8 weeks? Who knows, there's only one way to find out!

As the saying goes, You Only know if a freebie arrives by requesting it … LO

Free La Roche-Posay Vitamin C Serum

Free La Roche-Posay Vitamin C Serum

Free La Roche-Posay Vitamin C Serum

The domain for this free La Roche-Posay Vitamin C Serum is Australian, but the fine print below the signup form clearly states “Offer valid to residents of the contiguous United States.” So if you run out of citrus during your covid quarantine, drink this anti-aging serum then immediately call your doctor because you took medical advice from a freebie blogger.

Free Dove Deodorant Samples

Two Free Deodorant Samples!

Both of these great freebies are still available! Thank you, oh Freebie Gods! Let's pretend that pizza I scarfed down last night was a sacrifice in your honor?

I found this free Dove deodorant offer! Sign up today and you'll get to choose from the following samples.

  • Dove Go Fresh Dry Spray Cool Essentials Antiperspirant
  • Dove Men+Care Dry Spray Antiperspirant Deodorant Clean Comfort

This is in addition to the Degree UltraClear deodorant freebie that's still available, where you can choose from:

  • Degree For Women UltraClear Dry Spray Antiperspirant Deodorant
  • Degree For Men UltraClear Dry Spray Antiperspirant Deodorant

If neither of those interest you, then how about some old jokes back from 2008 when Dove gave away freebies like hotcakes? πŸ˜€

The freebie page and even the bottle for this free Dove Go Fresh deodorant include a bunch of images of grapefruits, which made me wonder: is a grapefruit really the best fruit to use as a logo for a deodorant? I don't know about you, but grapefruits are kinda sticky. That's the last thing I want my underarms to be during the middle of the day. They could have gone with a banana, but those are kinda slimy when you get right down to it. Grapes? Too small for the bottle to show up well probably.

Hmmm…you know what, on second thought, why the heck does deodorant have to associate itself with a fruit anyways?

This free Dove Go Fresh deodorant is supposed to be for Costco members, but seeing as how they'll accept your information without a Costco member ID, maybe us simpletons will get a sample too. Actually, I'm a member at Costco, but I lost my card a while back and couldn't be bothered to find it. There's apathetic people, then pure lazy folks, and then me at the top of the pyramid ruling them all. No, that doesn't sound right. There's no way I'd climb to the top of a pyramid. Let's say it's an engineering marvel, upside-down pyramid. It was built by a ancient empire off all-Goob's who surpassed the skills of even the Egyptians.

Only problem is they were too lazy to write down anything about themselves, and thus are forgotten. What a tragedy.

I've yet to learn how to directly link to some StartSampling offers, like this free Dove Go Fresh deodorant. I've got a buddy who works at NASA programming rockets headed to Mars and when I asked him, all he could offer was a resigned “uh-uh” with an added shoulder shrug. My confidence in ever traveling to space significantly dropped after that conversation.

I don't know why I always make up a fake Costco membership number for freebies like this free Dove Go Fresh deodorant. I'm a member, but I've always been too lazy to find my card and use the right one. There's a certain level of apathy laziness that is impressive and repulsive at the same time.

Free Unilever Spray Deoderant

Free Men & Women Spray Deodorant

Free Unilever Spray Deoderant

Unilever is now offering free Degree UltraClear deodorant. You get to choose from:

  • Degree For Women UltraClear Dry Spray Antiperspirant Deodorant
  • Degree For Men UltraClear Dry Spray Antiperspirant Deodorant

Most Unilever freebies have a large supply, so I assume this offer will last for a hot minute. But who knows, I make a lot of false assumptions. Like that time I figured all it took to fly was a homemade cape. Turns out capes are only good for are making a whooshing sound as you plummet towards a three week hospital stay.

Free Distillery Series Cologne

Free Distillery Series Cologne

If you woke up thinking “gee, I wish I smelled more like a distillery,” then I've got great news for you!

It doesn’t get more authentic than real life.

And Distillery Series Colognes are the perfect complement to getting real again, with a spirited line of unique, American-inspired fragrances, steeped in the nuances of regional spirits.

Brimming with confidence, individuality, and purpose, like their namesake states: Kentucky Bourbon, New York Rye, Alabama Moonshine, and Tennessee Whiskey.

Oh, yeah, you've got to get steeped in the nuances of regional spirits. I wouldn't have it any other way.

We're still talking about bourbon cologne, right?

Free Rituals Body Cream

Free Rituals Namaste Serum

After entering your email, you'll redirect to the “Get A Free Sample” page letting you claim free Rituals Namaste anti-aging serum and day cream.

Rituals has given away a lot of freebies since 2018. Multiple foaming shower gel and body cream samples. So what's this current freebie like?

Get your glow on with our anti-ageing day cream and serum sample from The Ritual of Namaste. Discover a skin revitalising, radiance-boosting, natural skincare formula.

Heck yeah. My radiance is down to 4%, it could use some serious boosting.

This freebie offer is run by SoPost, so we should receive our freebies within a few weeks. I love when companies take freebies seriously!