Here's a form offering samples of free Elemis Pro-Collagen Cleansing Balm.
The site tells us that after requesting our freebie, the next step is becoming a collagen expert. Uhhh…no thank you. I am happy to remain a collagen ignoramus. Please do not enlighten nor educate me on collagen, for my brain is weak, tired, and you know what I think I need a nap with my cats right about now.
