Free Coca-Cola Drink

Free Coca-Cola at Local Restaurant

Sign up before June 21 and get an emailed voucher good for a free Coca-Cola at a local restaurant. The voucher will be worth up to $2.50 and doesn't expire for six months.

This is only valid for the first 200,000 to sign up, so there's a chance this doesn't even last until June 21.


free hgtv magazine subscription

Free HGTV Magazine Subscription

It's fairly rare for me to find a brand new, never before seen free magazine subscription. But that's exactly what we have today in the form of a free HGTV magazine subscription.

This has fluctuated between a free year and a free digital issue recently. I just looked through the archives and I've posted 37 Mercury Magazine freebies over the past year. So if free magazines are your jam, you might as well go ahead and sign up today! Get the demo questions out of the way, then the instant the yearly offer pops back up, you can snag it.

I move around so much, it's hard for me to make a true home. I've never been much of a garden guy either. But I've got a TV! So that's 1 out of 3, eh, I'm sure that's enough for me to enjoy this freebie.


Free NIVEA Body Wash

Free NIVEA Nourishing Body Wash

One of the best aspects of summer, beyond the nice weather and being able to wear my thong, is that freebie companies tend to dust off their old promotions – like this free NIVEA Nourishing Body Wash offer!

You're supposed to follow them on Instagram first and while you're at it, you might as well follow HIF too!

Update: Looks like all that dust settled right back down, as this quickly expired 🙁 I'll keep an eye out for it returning.


Old NIVEA Jokes

This free NIVEA Body lotion sample a few days back, which got me thinking about the first time I used a NIVEA product. Back when I was in late middle school, I begged my mom to bring back some “contraband” from Italy that you couldn't buy in the states. I just thought it'd be cool to have something illegal here, but totally legal elsewhere, like Cuban cigars or Libyan biscuits or something. She, being totally smarter than me, brought me some NIVEA lotion that was simply covered in Italian and concocted some story about how you couldn't buy it here. I think it took me 3 years to figure it out. 🙂


I'll consider it a fantastic bonus if I can use this free Nivea men creme similar to shaving cream the next time one of my brothers crashes on my couch. Watching them smack their own face with cream is how I show I love them.


You'll get a free sample of Nivea in-shower cocoa butter body lotion upon filling out the form on their site. Wait… in-shower body lotion? 🤔 So… soap?


Free Zinda Beauty Fragrance

Free Zinda Beauty Moisture Cream

Zinda Beauty is giving away free sample of their Mini Moisture Rose Cuvée moisturizing cream.

I've never understood how these even work. If a goopy cream is so good at smoothing out wrinkles, then why do we only iron our clothes? Exactly. Check and mate.

That's why I'm developing an iron for human skin. I haven't quite perfected the technology, as all of my test subjects are currently in the Intensive Care Burn Unit. But you can't argue with the results – not a single one of them is worried about their wrinkles anymore!


Free Little Nightmares Video Game

Free Little Nightmares Computer Game

Steam is giving away free Little Nightmares video game to keep forever, a $19.99 value, as long as you claim the offer before May 30 at 1pm. This game has over 36,000 “Very Positive” reviews, so this might be a fun game to check out.

Immerse yourself in Little Nightmares, a dark whimsical tale that will confront you with your childhood fears! Help Six escape The Maw – a vast, mysterious vessel inhabited by corrupted souls looking for their next meal.

These “keep forever” video game freebies are great for a future rainy day!


Free Stonefire Food Product

Coupon: Free Stonefire Food Product

I'm seeing conflicting reports on how many of these free Stonefire product coupons are available to print, but the prompt is still showing up for me. Simply scroll down and click the yellow “OPEN YOUR GIFT” button and it'll open a new window where you can print your coupon.

The coupon is worth up to $3.99 and expires 12/31/21.


Free Olga Lorencin Red Carpet Facial

Free Olga Lorencin Red Carpet Facial

Here's a new signup form promising to send us a free Olga Lorencin Red Carpet Facial Mini.

A travel-size version of Olga’s coveted celebrity facial. This portable pro-grade peel system gets your complexion ready for any special occasion—from weddings to proms or anytime you want to glow on-the-go!

Oh, yes, very coveted. You should hear me and my friends. Getting our hands on the latest celebrity facial technology is all we talk about.

The fine print says shipments will go out in June, so this will be a nice little freebie to forget about and be surprised with later on.


Free NO BRAINER Skin Cleanser & Lip Balm

Free Higher Education Skin Cleanser & Lip Balm

Signup here to receive some free NO BRAINER Gentle Skin Cleanser and MAKE OUT READY Moisturizing Lip Balm SPF 15 from Higher Education.

A skincare company named High Education reminds me of the old Mitch Hedberg Pringles joke 😀

“I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls… But on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said ‘F**k it, cut em up!'”


Free Vegetable & Food Seeds

Free Vegetable & Food Seeds

Alpha Foods is running a “grow your own meat” campaign where they'll send us free packets of food & vegetable seeds! There are three packages of seeds and I think they're going to send us all three!

GROW YOUR OWN POT PIE

  • Green Pepper Seeds
  • Onion Seeds
  • Garlic Cloves
  • Sunflower Seeds
  • Soy Seeds
  • Wheat Seeds
  • Tomato Seeds

GROW YOUR OWN BURRITO

  • Sunflower Seeds
  • Corn Seeds
  • Onion Seeds
  • Soy Seeds
  • Wheat Seeds
  • Green Pepper Seeds
  • Cayenne Pepper Seeds

GROW YOUR OWN CHIK’N NUGGETS

  • Corn Seeds
  • Onion Seeds
  • Sunflower Seeds
  • Soy Seeds
  • Wheat Seeds
  • Garlic Cloves

I can't wait to plant a few of these in my windowsill. I've got the cutest little potting plants that my cat will love to knock on the floor at 2am!