Two Free Whiskey Glasses

Two Free Whiskey Glasses

Rabbit Hole Distillery is giving away two free whiskey glasses. Fingers crossed their company name isn't a literal description of where they acquire their liquor!

I don't think this offer will last too long, so don't delay if you're interested.

[thanks to Hiffer Josh for sending these in!]

Free Delallo 2020 Calendar

Free Delallo 2022 Calendar

Here's a recurring freebie in the form of a free Delallo 2022 calendar. They promise to send the calendar out by mid-January, which is great for me. I'm completely lost each year for at least 8-12 weeks until my first free calendar arrives.

These free calendars tend to expire quickly each year, so please let me know once the signup form goes down. For a full list of available free calendar offers, see this page here.

Free ThermaMEDx EverTears 30-Day Supply

Free ThermaMEDx EverTears 30-Day Supply

ThermaMEDx is giving away a free 30-day supply of EverTears, which are a self-heating eye compress & cleaning pads. These products are designed to combat dry eyes.

Precise Heat – Instantly provides moist heat at the exact temperature doctors recommend to help open pores and liquify the waxy buildup blocking Meibomian glands.

Precise Control – Designed so patients can safely heat and clean the precise area of the eyelids needed to help restore flow of protective oils and reduce evaporation of natural tear fluids.

Precise Cleaning – Soft cloth cleaning pad pre-moistened with a gentle cleaning solution that includes coconut oil extracts.

I can't quite put my finger on it, but something tells me these are precise.

Free Proteintech 2022 Calendar

Proteintech is giving away a free 2022 immunofluorescence wall calendar.

The fine print says “Available to researchers in the United States and Europe only.” I research freebies on Google by day and character actors in the background of Law & Order reruns on IMDB by night, so I think I qualify.

Free Monk Fruit In The Raw Sweetener

Free Monk Fruit In The Raw Sweetener

In The Raw is giving away free Monk Fruit sweetener samples. I'm strongly banking on the assumption this is a sugar alternative and not pulverized friars.

Made from delicious vine-ripened monk fruit, also called luo han guo, it’s the zero-calorie sweetener that tastes like sugar. First harvested in the 13th century, it’s been making life more delicious for years now. So pick up the recently keto-certified little orange packet that’s perfectly sweet and perfectly ready to enjoy.

Oh thank goodness.

Make sure you click the “Select” box under the freebie name before filling out the form. The confirmation is hard to see, but will appear beneath the “Send” button.

Free Saw Dogs 2022 Calendar

Free Saw Dogs 2022 Calendar

Today must be National Goob Finds Free Calendars While His Landlord Loudly Fixes The Broken Radiator Day because I just found another one. Sorry, he's making a racket again, I SAID I JUST FOUND ANOTHER ONE!

Signup here with Wood-Mizer to get a free Saw Dogs 2022 calendar. It's “filled with our favorite photos of man's best friends.” I'm also assuming it's filled with the days of the year.

The confirmation message says your freebie should arrive within 2 weeks.

If you're looking for even more free wall calendars, be sure to check out that full list of available freebies!

Free EDCare 2022 Calendar

Free EDCare 2022 Calendar

In order to get this free EDCare 2022 calendar, you'll want to select “request a printed calendar” on this page. An address form should then appear and you should receive your printed calendar within the next 10-14 business days.

You can also opt to download a digital copy if you want.

This freebie is provided by EDCare as part of their 7th Annual Experience Calendar. In 2021, they teamed up with the popular mental health illustrator Melissa Webb, founder of Mellow Doodles. In 2022, their calendar was developed around Acceptance and Commitment Therapy (ACT) and its 6 core principles.

Cognitive Defusion
Being Present
Self as Context
Committed Action

Free Cetaphil Coupons

Free Cetaphil Product Samples

You used to be able to get one of the free Cetaphil sample listed below. However, they've since removed this freebie. The bets you can do is message Cetaphil's parent company and send a glowing message asking for some samples.

Previous Cetaphil Freebies

  • Cetaphil Daily Facial Moisturizer with sunscreen BROAD SPECTRUM SPF 15
  • Cetaphil Daily Facial Cleanser
  • Cetaphil RESTORADERM Skin Restoring Body Wash & Cetaphil RESTORADERM Skin Restoring Moisturizer
  • Cetaphil Gentle Skin Cleanser & Cetaphil DailyAdvance Ultra Hydrating Lotion


Note this offer is only available to people who “are physically located in the U.S.” Apologies to all my virtual and spectral Hiffers out there.

Free Vogue Magazine Subscription

Free Vogue Magazine Subscription

I come bearing the gift of dead trees! Wait, that doesn't sound appealing. Let me try that again.

Who wants some free magazines? Ah, much better. Today Mercury Magazines is offering free 2-year Vogue magazine subscriptions. The last time I found this freebie was back in 2019, so this is a rare offer!

As with all the other Mercury Magazine freebies, you're finished once you submit your address. You can skip all the “bonus” offers shown beyond that.