Free Knee Pads from Milwaukee Tools

Free Knee Pads, Drill Bit, & Saw Blade

Milwaukee Tools is giving away a free pair of knee pads to anybody who needs them. They'll ask for your trade and I selected “DIY/Enthusiast” because I'm very enthusiastic about the idea of building something. Don't actually ask me to help with renovating your house though. My expertise starts and stops with “I think the hammer hits the nails.”

You might get an error message that says “We experienced a technical difficulty while processing your request. Your request may not have been correctly sent.” Just keep submitting the form and it should eventually go through. It took me like 5 minutes of hitting submit, so this form could be a little frustrating to some people.

Update: They also have a free MX4 drill bit and a free 7-1/4″ metal cutting circular saw blade available.


Free Code Red for Humanity Sticker

Free Code Red for Humanity Sticker

MoveOn is once again offering a free Code Red for Humanity sticker. This sounds like a cool video game I would have played in the 80s!

*reads about human-caused climate change wrecking the planet*

Oh…wait…crap…

As with other MoveOn freebies, you're completely finished after submitting your mailing address on the first page. Any subsequent requests for donations can be ignored.


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Coupon: Free Waffle House Waffle

If there's one thing I've learned running HIF, it's that Hiffers love free waffles.

You'll thank me the next time you're out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you're thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.

The coupon doesn't expire until September 12, 2021 so there's no rush on killing those brain cells.

Also it's worth noting that most (all?) Waffle House's will accept mobile coupons. That means instead of printing the coupon, pulling the coupon up on your mobile browser in the restaurant should work just fine.

Waffle House Free Birthday Food

🥞 While this coupon occasionally expires, the Waffle House free birthday waffle is always active!

Check out the waffle house birthday freebie details here.

Finally, for those of your unfamiliar with the wonder that is Waffle House, please allow one of my personal favorites to enlighten you. For most of his life, Anthony Bourdain had never set foot in a Waffle House. Luckily for us, that injustice was remedied and captured on film before he sadly passed away.


Free Vogue Magazine Subscription

Free Vogue Magazine Subscription

I come bearing the gift of dead trees! Wait, that doesn't sound appealing. Let me try that again.

Who wants some free magazines? Ah, much better. Today Mercury Magazines is offering free 2-year Vogue magazine subscriptions. The last time I found this freebie was back in 2019, so this is a rare offer!

As with all the other Mercury Magazine freebies, you're finished once you submit your address. You can skip all the “bonus” offers shown beyond that.


Free Pepsi Zero Sugar

Rebate: Free Pepsi Zero Sugar

Pepsi and Coke have some stupid competing ad campaigns or something. I really don't know and couldn't be bothered to figure out what in the late stage capitalism it's all about.

The important part for us is that we can get a free Pepsi Zero Sugar 20oz. through September 17! Here's how to get your freebie over the coming month.

  • Purchase a 20oz Pepsi Zero Sugar, up to $2.50
  • Text Pepsi Zero Sugar to 81234 and follow the activation prompts.
  • Snap a photo of your receipt and submit it via text.
  • Get paid up to $2.50 via Venmo, PayPal, or digital gift card!

Deal Fast Hoodie

Deal: $1 Sweatshirt with Free Shipping (expires tonight!)

In what I'm guessing is an “empty out our warehouse stock!” move, Fast.co is selling branded sweatshirts for only $1 shipped. This sale ends tonight at 11:59 PM ET on Sunday, August 8, 2021.

It took me a while to get the order to go through, but here are the steps that worked for me.

  • Add 1 sweatshirt to your bag and click “view cart”
  • Enter coupon code ParkerGoesFast
  • On the same page, enter your shipping info! The form finally worked for me once I entered all my shipping info on this cart page.
  • Now click “fast checkout” and enter your billing info for the $1 charge. If you want to avoid being charged more than $1, you can always generate a a free Privacy.com credit card number!
  • You'll get a confirmation message and email once this page submits!

The popup window is where I kept getting errors for about 5 minutes. I had to close the window and try again a few times before it submitted, so don't feel discouraged if you encounter the same bug.

I've confirmed it's a legit offer and fast's account is retweeting all the thank you messages. Apparently this sale is to celebrate a fifth place finish by part-time NASCAR truck series driver and NBC Sports pit road Parker Kligerman in the Watkins Glen truck race yesterday. Way to go, Parker and thanks for this deal!

Avoid Surprise Charges with a Free CC Number Generator!

If you're worried about your credit card being charged for more than $1, you should definitely make a free Privacy.com account! That'll let you create 12 free virtual credit card numbers with spending limits each month! You can then use these numbers when checking out online, which protects your real credit card numbers in case of any future database hacks or leaks.

It's important you also set a spending limit on each generated card! This is what protects you from future charges. So for this offer, I made a new card with only a $2 spending limit on it so they can't make a huge surprise charge later 🙂 Make sure to set a very small spending limit to avoid any future charges!! I can't stress that enough, otherwise you're missing out on a key protection feature.

[thanks to Hiffer Marc for sending this in!]