This free Lumify redness reliever eye drops link only really works because we're tricking the site into thinking we saw this freebie on Facebook. Otherwise, instead of the freebie, it only offers us a coupon. Pffft, a coupon only? What do I look like, a common peasant?
So everybody hush and let's get our story straight! If anybody asks, we all just came from Zuckerberg's house.
This freebie should arrive in 2-3 weeks. Right alongside all the Christmas presents I just bought!1