Free Sharps Needle Container

Free Sharps Needle Container

Looks like I'm gonna have to contract diabetes so that I can take full advantage of my free Sharps needle container being offered by Emgality and Eli Lilly. At this rate, freebies truly are going to be the end of me.

To guarantee this freebie arrives, you'll probably want to answer “Yes” to the first “Are you currently taking Emgality” question. Whether or not that statement is truthful is between you and a multi-billion dollar transnational drug company who played a role in almost tripling insulin prices for no reason other than profit.


Free Plan C Stickers

Free ‘Plan C’ Stickers & Flyers

Given today's terrible SCOTUS ruling, I felt it was appropriate to post this offer for free Plan C stickers and flyers.

Plan C pills are safe, at-home abortion pills that are privately delivered by mail. These medications (Mifepristone and Misoprostol) were approved by the FDA decades ago and are safe through the end of the first trimester. If your state is enacting draconian laws restricting access to this medication, then you can easily circumvent them by following the mail forwarding steps listed at Mayday Health.

Online Privacy Tips for Abortion

I don't talk about it often here, but freebies aren't my only area of expertise. Learning how to vet freebies & the scammers behind fake ones led me down a path where I now work extensively in the online security realm. My work there over the past decade has made it crystal clear how little we can trust big tech companies. There are now many factors you need to consider when getting an abortion in the age of surveillance. Case in point – period tracking apps.

Your app data is not private. If you track your menstruation pattern on an app, then that data is sent to 3rd parties, who then resell that data. If your pattern is disrupted, the app will not only know, but log this discrepancy. That log can then be subpoenaed by law, or even bought on the free market, and can then by used against you in a court of law.

Delete your period tracking apps!

Additionally, this concern extends to social media and search engines. I would not discuss any plans for ordering or taking these pills online. If you decide to Google anything related to abortion (making travel plans to another state, ordering pills, etc) then absolutely make sure to do your search while logged out of any account and while running a VPN, such as ProtonVPN, Private Internet Access, or Mullvad.

If traveling out of state for an abortion, then do not bring your mobile phone with you to the actual clinic! Cell phones constantly ping the nearest cell tower, even when they're in your pocket and not in use. This information that you were in the vicinity of an abortion clinic could then be used against you by an overzealous prosecutor.

Finally, if you'd like to make a donation to abortion care providers, you can donate here and have your money split evenly between 90 support groups around the country. Your donation will go towards providing funding, travel, lodging, and other wrap-around supports that many people are going to need in the coming months.

If there's one thing I've learned from spending tens of thousands of hours studying history, it's that we'll make it through the coming decades together. Stay strong out there, folks. ❀️


Free Vaginal Contraceptive Film Birth Control

Free Vaginal Contraceptive Film

Update: This link only seems to be working on mobile at the moment. So if you're having trouble getting the site to load on your laptop, then try typing this domain into your phone's browser:

vcfsample.com

I always have trouble writing a post about something like these free VCF contraceptive films. I'm not even qualified to use one of these things, much less write something witty about them. Remember the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell had absolutely no idea what to do with the condoms? Yep, that's me right there.

Ladies, the line forms to the left! Single file, please!

[Thanks to Hiffer Carla for the reminder on this!]


Free Tena Intimates

Free Tena Intimates

Tena's one of the few old-school freebie companies still pumping out new offers like this free Tena Intimates sample. Not only is it free, but you can choose from nine different freebie offers!

I'm still a few years away from needing these, so I haven't the slightest what I'll do with my freebie. I'm sure it'll be something other than what they're originally intended for though. Similar to what I currently do with all my free magazines.

Sure, they make for an interesting read, but when combined with duct tape they also make a great pair of slippers and/or pirate hat!


Free Poise Sample Kit Light Leaks

Free Poise Sample Kit

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but only because I love each and every one of y'all.

  • (1) One by Poise Extra Coverage Liner
  • (1) One by Poise Regular Pad
  • (1) One by Poise Heavy Pad
  • Coupon For Any One by Poise Liner or Pad

Or you can select this sample pack

  • (1) Poise Original Very Light Liner
  • (1) Poise Ultra Thin with Wings Light Pad
  • (1) Poise Ultra Thin Moderate Pad
  • Coupon For Any Poise Liner or Pad

You can request this freebie once every six months! These are a classic freebie that have been around since I started HIF over a decade ago. Even thought I'm a guy, I still love getting them because I'm always forced to come up with new, creative uses for them. My previous sample became a hat for my dog, but she didn't appreciate my exquisite taste in fashion. She threw it off her head before glaring at me with the undeniable message of “if you enjoy waking up every morning with zero poop on the floor, then I suggest you leave me alone.”

I fear the day when she finally takes the next step in evolution and becomes as smart as those raptor dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.


Free COVID-19 Home Tests

8 Free COVID-19 Home Tests

As of May 2022, you can request an additional 8 free at-home COVID-19 tests!

Every home in the U.S. is now eligible to request four free at-home COVID-19 tests from the federal government!

The easy signup form is hosted with the USPS. There's no shipping or payment required and you also don't need health insurance to get these four free tests.

  • Limit of one order per residential address.
  • Your order of 8 tests will come in 2 separate packages (4 tests in each package), each with its own tracking number
  • Orders will ship free starting in late May.

If you can't signup online, then you can call 1-800-232-0233 to order your free tests.

Free BinaxNow COVID Home Test

These at-home tests are useful because they provide results in only 30 minutes without needing to send your swab to a testing lab. Each test comes with full instructions on testing and reading the results.

Most orders will ship within 7-12 days, so be sure to order them soon! The site was getting hammered yesterday, but it's been up and running perfectly all day today.

Free COVID-19 Tests with Health Insurance

As of January 15, 2022, those with health insurance can get up to 8 free covid-19 tests each month.

The test will either be free directly at the point of sale, if your health plan provides for direct coverage, or by reimbursement if you are charged for your test. The reimbursement rate is up to $12 per individual test, which is $96 per month.

Go here for full terms and instructions.


Free Prevail Adult Sample Kit

Free Prevail Sample Kits

This offer from last year for a free Prevail sample kit of adult incontinence underwear is still available. They have separate kits for men and women. When filling out your address, look for the size chart to help pick the best fit possible.

As of now, the women's sample kit includes:

  • 1 Very Light Liner- Regular Length
  • 1 Ultra Thin Pad- Regular Length
  • 1 Bladder Control Pad, Moderate Absorbency- Long Length
  • 1 Bladder Control Pad, Maximum Absorbency- Long Length
  • 1 Women's Purse Ready Protective Underwear

While the men's sample kit contains:

  • 2 Male Guards
  • 1 Men's Protective Underwear

After submitting your email, you should immediately receive a message with a direct link to your request form. Once there, enter your mailing address and then samples should arrive in 5 to 7 business days.


Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

It's allergy season, so I'm re-upping this Xyzal offer that's still active!

My ornithology credentials have long since expired, so can someone please explain to me how the little guy above is floating in the air? Is that one of the side effects of this free Xyzal OTC allergy relief? If so, sign me up right now because I'm about to be floating up and down the east coast.

5-day samples should arrive in 14 business days, so practice holding your sneezes until then.


Free Prevail Incognito Sample Pack

Free Prevail Incognito Sample Pack

Prevail is back with another free sample pack, this time of their Incognito feminine care products. Once you submit your email, you should immediately get a link sent to your inbox. They also have free adult incontinence sample packs still available, which I first posted last November.

If you signed up for that offer, you'll need to use a new email address. However, the plus sign trick works for this if you use Gmail. Simply add a plus sign and any combination of words or numbers after your email address and you'll fool their system. For example, if your email is [email protected], you can signup with email to [email protected] or [email protected]

This lets you sign up for multiple freebies with only a single email address!

Active Sample Kit

  • 1 Super Ultra Thin Pad with Wings
  • 1 Very Light Liner

Maternity Sample Kit

This kit is currently unavailable, but usually has the following items:

  • 1 Extra Heavy Maternity Pad with Wings
  • 1 Very Light Liner

You can expect to receive your sample in 7 to 10 business days.


Free Sasmar Personal Lubricant

Free Sasmar Personal Lubricant

This classic free Sasmar personal lubricant offer is still alive. Sign up today right here and they'll send you two samples of original silicone lube & classic water-based lubricant.

HIF is primarily a United States freebie site, but this offer also ships to the United Kingdom, Europe (…isn't the UK already covered by this?), and Australia. So feel free to get frisky all over the world with this offer!

Free Adult Lubricant Samples


Free Children's Miracle Network Bandages

Free Children’s Miracle Network Bandages

Children's Miracle Network is still giving away free bandages to help raise and spread support for the charity. It doesn't get much better than a freebie and a good cause!

You don't have to donate any money in order to get these free bandaids though. Simply subscribe to their newsletter, then fill out your mailing address and you're all set. Make sure to use your freebie email account!