Children's Miracle Network is giving away free bandages to help raise and spread support for the charity. It doesn't get much better than a freebie and a good cause!

There are free Depend sample packs available for both women's underwear and men's briefs.

Free Depend for Men Samples

• 2 Depend Real Fit Briefs for Men
• Coupons

Free Depend Depend Silhouette Pack for Women Samples

• 2 free Depend Silhouette Underwear for Women
• Coupons

Based on the packaging, it appears to be for people with rambunctious shadows. Let's see if I qualify.

*looks down*

*shadow shakes head no and picks up a donut*

Well, the shadow has spoken!

These samples are available to new customers, but we all know how to get around that little hurdle (use a new email). It's a lot easier than actual hurdles. I can't tell you how many times my track coach berated me for running out of my lane and around the hurdles instead of jumping over them.

And now, how about a random Depend ad from 2014 that still makes me laugh.

If you own a business practicing safe social distancing, GotPrint is offering two free floor decals. There are 9″x18″ and meant for indoor use.

You can purchase additional decals, if wanted, or simply get two free. You'll need to register for a free account first, then check the box for two freebies and leave the “quantity” drop-down unselected. Select free shipping at checkout and you're all set.

I personally went through the checkout (only to confirm this was a legit freebie for HIF) and wasn't asked for a credit card. Since I'm not an actual business open to the public, I'm donating these to corner grocery as soon as they arrive.

If you are not a business open to the public, then please do not request this freebie.

If you don't mind going on a little link hunt, you can get a free NeilMed Sinus Rinse bottle kit. Simply click through to where it requests your name and pick “p1886b” from the dropdown list. After that, you'll be presented with 17 “slides,” which you don't have to read and can quickly skip through. You'll then be presented with a signup form and finally, a “quiz” where you have to get 18 out of 20 questions correct.

The quiz scores you in real time and shows your wrong answers though! You can click randomly until you get the correct answer. 😁 All in all, it should only take a few minutes.

For years, this freebie took 6-8 weeks for delivery. I'm not sure if covid will interfere with that here, but don't be crazy surprised if this shows up in mid-June! This is for a large-sized product though, so the wait is worth it in my book. Especially if you suffer from allergies, sinus clogs, or colds!

Sometimes these freebies come with packets of Sinus Rinse, which is a sinus rinsing something that does something for congested noses. If that ringing endorsement didn't encourage you to sign up, how about this humdinger of a fact. “Some research shows that hypertonic (2.7%) or more concentrated solution may help reduce sinus congestion better than isotonic (0.9%) solution.” I have no idea what that means, but it sounds technical and therefor impressive. I'm easily persuaded by science.

Does anybody else get the impression that this company was formed solely because the owner liked sticking weird things up his nose? No, just me? Okay, carry on.

Look, a lot of us are stuck inside right now. We all know what that means. 😏 This classic free Sasmar personal lubricant samples offer is still alive. Sign up today and they'll send you two samples of original silicone lube & classic water-based lubricant.

HIF is primarily a United States freebie site, but this offer also ships to the United Kingdom, Europe (…isn't the UK already covered by this?), and Australia. So feel free to get frisky all over the world with this offer!

Here's a returning offer for free Poise Impressa tampons. Note this is a different offer than the classic free Poise sample kit, which you can request once every six months!

Double the Poise freebies? Color me impressa'd!

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but y'all owe me the extra 15 seconds it'll take.

• 1 Lightest Absorbency Regular Length Poise Microliner
• 1 Very Light Absorbency Long Length Poise Liner
• 1 Light Absorbency Poise Thin-Shape Pad
• A discreet carrier

Phew. Thank goodness this comes in a discreet carrier because the last thing I need the world to know is that I signed up for this.

Uh-oh. I think I've said too much.

You can request this freebie once every six months! These are a classic freebie that have been around since I started HIF over a decade ago. Even thought I'm a guy, I still love getting them because I'm always forced to come up with new, creative uses for them. My previous sample became a hat for my dog, but she didn't appreciate my exquisite taste in fashion. She threw it off her head before glaring at me with the undeniable message of “if you enjoy waking up every morning with zero poop on the floor, then I suggest you leave me alone.”

I fear the day when she finally takes the next step in evolution and becomes as smart as those raptor dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.

Checkout51 (remember them?!) is offering a free sample box filled with freebies from Theraflu, Breathe Right, Kleenex, Emergen-C, and Clorox! It's not every day we get give guaranteed freebies in one box. It reminds me of that old saying: kill two birds with one stone, then have it drop in a nearby bush to stun a third bird, which crashes into a scared rabbit, who bolts into a stunned chipmunk.

Here's how to get your five samples:

• Download & open the free Checkout51 app on your phone
• Scroll all the way down and click on this image. It's titled “Get Sample: Theraflu Kleenex tissue wipes Emergen-C Breathe Right Clorox wipes”
• Click the Get This Sample button
• Fill out the address form

Your freebie will then arrive in 6 to 8 weeks!