Free Astroglide Adult Lubricant

Free Astroglide Adult Lubricant

This free Astroglide adult lubricant offer has been around since at least 2006! There aren't many freebies with a 15+ year lifespan. If this is the first time you've heard of it, then I'm terrible at my job!

*pats self on back*

There are currently 8 different free adult lubricant samples to choose from. After submitting your request, you need to click the confirmation link in your email. Once confirmed, you should get your free samples in 4-6 weeks.

I can't wait to finally discover what makes astronauts so slippery in space!

Free Adult Lubricant Samples


Free TENA Caregiver Sample Kit

Free TENA Caregiver Sample Kit

For a limited time, sign up right here for a free TENA caregiver sample kit. You can choose from three sizes and the kit contains the following freebie items:

  • 1 TENA Super Brief
  • 1 pack of TENA Adult Wipes
  • 1 tube of TENA Barrier Cream

This feels like one of those freebies that'll only be around for a few days.

I didn't want to waste one of these and I don't have a use for it, so I didn't personally request one. Please let me know if the form stops submitting!

More TENA Freebies

Here are the other active TENA freebies


Free Noxicare Pain Relief Cream

Free Noxicare Pain Relief Cream

This free Noxicare pain relief cream has returned for a limited time. This freeibe is an all natural homeopathic medicine with 7 natural ingredients: turmeric, willow bark, holy basil, rosemary extract, Alpha Lipoic Acids, ginger, and Boswellia extract.

I've always said you can never have enough willow bark and Boswellia extract. In fact, it was my senior quote!

I'm not 100% certain this will arrive, but who knows. This is only available in the continental US too, so apologies to Alaskan and Hawaiian Hiffers. We might get this freebie while y'all always get perfect isolation and perfect weather, respectfully. I think the balance is still tipped in your favor.


Free Millie Moon Diapers

Free Millie Moon Diapers

Sign up here to receive two free Millie Moon diapers. I didn't personally sign up for these since I don't have a baby, so please let me know if the form stops submitting.

I also have one concern with this company's overall ethos.

Here at Millie Moon, we think your little one deserves the very best. The moon, in fact.

Are they … are they about to steal the moon and give it to babies? If so, no thanks! I'd prefer the moon stay in Earth's orbit flirting with our tides each night.


Free Axis Labs CBD+Relief Cream

Free Axis Labs CBD+Relief Cream

Here's another CBD freebie in the form of free Axis Labs CBD+Relief Cream. Add the sample to your cart, then go through the checkout process and you'll have a freebie sitting in your mailbox within 4-6 weeks.

CBD+Relief from Axis Labs is a revolutionary relief cream infused with the power of CBD from Full Spectrum hemp extract. Additionally, we’ve added pain naturally relieving and effective topical ingredients including peppermint and ginger that offers impressive results after application.

Think I can rub this stuff on my head to make my brain hurt a little less after reading the news?


Free Children's Miracle Network Bandages

Free Children’s Miracle Network Bandages

Children's Miracle Network is still giving away free bandages to help raise and spread support for the charity. It doesn't get much better than a freebie and a good cause!

You don't have to donate any money in order to get these free bandaids though. Simply subscribe to their newsletter, then fill out your mailing address and you're all set. Make sure to use your freebie email account!


Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

My ornithology credentials have long since expired, so can someone please explain to me how the little guy above is floating in the air? Is that one of the side effects of this free Xyzal OTC allergy relief? If so, I'm about to be floating up and down the east coast.

Samples should arrive in 14 business days, so practice holding your sneezes until then.


Free Charmin Toilet Paper Roll Extender

Free Charmin Toilet Paper Roll Extender

The ever classic free Charmin toilet paper roll extender freebie is still active and has a new link for US residents. No more precariously balancing larger rolls of toilet paper on broken towel racks!

You can order up to 3 free roll extenders per household and freebies should arrive in 2-4 weeks.

I feel like this freebie is a Top 10 for Longest Active Freebie, no? Trust me, young freebiers, this is an ancient offer. Gotta love the classics!


Free Poise Sample Kit Light Leaks

Free Poise Sample Kit

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but only because I love each and every one of y'all.

  • (2) Poise Very Light Absorbency Long Liners
  • (2) Poise Light Absorbency Active Collection Long Liners
  • (2) Poise Moderate Absorbency Ultra Thin Pads
  • A discreet carrier

Phew. Thank goodness this comes in a discreet carrier because the last thing I need the world to know is that I signed up for this.

Uh-oh. I think I've said too much.

You can request this freebie once every six months! These are a classic freebie that have been around since I started HIF over a decade ago. Even thought I'm a guy, I still love getting them because I'm always forced to come up with new, creative uses for them. My previous sample became a hat for my dog, but she didn't appreciate my exquisite taste in fashion. She threw it off her head before glaring at me with the undeniable message of “if you enjoy waking up every morning with zero poop on the floor, then I suggest you leave me alone.”

I fear the day when she finally takes the next step in evolution and becomes as smart as those raptor dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.


Free La Roche-Posay Sunscreen

Free La Roche-Posay Sunscreen

Here's a new signup form that offers some free La Roche-Posay sunscreen. This Anthelios Clear Skin oil-free SPF 60 sunscreen is intended for your face, which is super convenient because that's where the sun shines a lot.

They also claim to “help absorb excess oil and reduce shine,” which totally sounds fake. It also has a “powerful antioxidant complex to help protect skin from free radicals caused by UV rays.”

Mmmhmmmm.

Previous Freebie – May 2020

This freebie only lasted two days last time around!

I could have used this during my last vacation. Let's just say it's real easy to lose track of time drinking and relaxing while in Portugal πŸ˜… My beard was the only thing that kept my full head from turning bright red by the end of my trip! Luckily, I managed to escape just before the giant heat wave hit.