Free Sam's Club Health & Wellness Box

Free Sam’s Club Health & Wellness Box

UPDATE: Holy moly, we Hiffed that in under 20 minutes. I told ya it wouldn't last!

Here's a cool freebie that definitely won't last long! Sam's Club is giving away a free Health & Wellness box to member and non-members alike. The signup form can be found at the bottom of the page.

Each box includes:

  • Echelon Water Bottle
  • Echelon Sweat Towel
  • 30 Day Free Trial to Echelon FitPass
  • Degree MotionSense Dry Spray
  • Dove Men + Care Extra Fresh Body Wash

Registration ends 1/31/21, but I doubt supplies last that long. All freebie boxes will be shipped out by 2/2/21, so we won't have to wait long for these either!

[thanks to Hiffer Jean for sending this in!]


Free Sasmar Personal Lubricant

Free Sasmar Personal Lubricant

Look, a lot of us are stuck inside right now. We all know what that means. 😏 This classic free Sasmar personal lubricant samples offer is still alive. Sign up today and they'll send you two samples of original silicone lube & classic water-based lubricant.

HIF is primarily a United States freebie site, but this offer also ships to the United Kingdom, Europe (…isn't the UK already covered by this?), and Australia. So feel free to get frisky all over the world with this offer!


Free Tena Adult Pads

Free TENA Adult Pads

Here's a new link for yet another free TENA adult sample kits offer! This new link has a huge selection of pads, liners, and underwear available for both men and women. You can also use the older links below to find additional, different TENA samples still available.

My friend Tina TENA has revamped their classic free women's pads and free men's guards samples to better centralize all the full-sized samples they offer. These are a great freebie for those who can use them properly, but they also make me a bit nostalgic for times long past. When I started HIF over a decade ago, I used the first TENA freebie to convince my little brother that I wasn't potty trained. It was a long-con prank that I still consider one of my top 10.

And now he's about to graduate from college!

You can click the orange “GET FREE TRIAL” next to any item you'd like to sample. There's also the green “Get a Free Trial Kit” near the top that will instead ship samples based on your answers to two questions. I know, it's a lot of pressure, try not to panic or choke like yours truly. My hands are trembling over here.

*clicks link and freezes like a deer in headlights*

Lastly, they have a whole line of free TENA Intimates samples you can choose from.

All of these sample programs from TENA run independent of each other, so you can sign up for as many as you need!

While hanging out with my adult brother recently, he shared a story that quickly had me gasping for breath through fits of laughter. The short version is while running extremely late for work one morning, he was frantically looking for clean underwear when he remembered a freebie “underwear” package had arrived days prior. Within minutes, after scrambling to get dressed so as not to be late for work, he breathed a sigh of relief as he climbed into his car. As he regained his thoughts and his brain finally caught up to the unfolding reality, he quietly asked aloud to nobody but himself “hey, are we wearing a diaper right now?”

Hahahaha, there is no way I could have been born into a more perfect family.


Free Checkout51 Sample Box

Free Checkout51 Sample Box with Five+ Freebies!

Checkout51 (remember them?!) is offering a free sample box filled with freebies from Theraflu, Advil, Kleenex, Clorox, and more! It's not every day we get give guaranteed freebies in one box. It reminds me of that old saying: kill two birds with one stone, then have it drop in a nearby bush to stun a third bird, which crashes into a scared rabbit, who bolts into a stunned chipmunk.

Here's how to get your five samples:

Your freebie will then arrive in 6 to 8 weeks!


Free Children's Miracle Network Bandages

Free Children’s Miracle Network Bandages

Free Children's Miracle Network Bandages

Children's Miracle Network is giving away free bandages to help raise and spread support for the charity. It doesn't get much better than a freebie and a good cause!

You don't have to donate any money in order to get these free bandaids though. Simply subscribe to their newsletter, then fill out your mailing address and you're all set. Make sure to use your freebie email account!


Free Astroglide Adult Lubricant

Free Astroglide Adult Lubricant

This free Astroglide adult lubricant offer has been around since at least 2006! There aren't many freebies with a 14+ year lifespan. If this is the first time you've heard of it, then I'm terrible at my job!

*pats self on back*

There are currently 5 different free adult lubricant samples to choose from. After submitting your request, you need to click the confirmation link in your email. Once confirmed, you should get your free samples in 4-6 weeks.

I can't wait to finally discover what makes astronauts so slippery in space!


Free Prevail Adult Sample Kit

Free Prevail Sample Kits

Free Prevail Adult Sample Kit

Here's a new free Prevail sample kit of adult incontinence underwear. They have separate kits for men and women. When filling out your address,look for the size chart to help pick the best fit possible.

As of now, the women's sample kit includes:

  • 1 Very Light Liner- Regular Length
  • 1 Ultra Thin Pad- Regular Length
  • 1 Bladder Control Pad, Moderate Absorbency- Long Length
  • 1 Bladder Control Pad, Maximum Absorbency- Long Length
  • 1 Women's Purse Ready Protective Underwear

While the men's sample kit contains:

  • 2 Male Guards
  • 1 Men's Protective Underwear

Samples should arrive in 5 to 7 business days. But what even is a business day anymore? Are we certain days still exist?


4 Free Delta Faucet Ear Savers

4 Free Delta Faucet Ear Savers

Delta Faucet is sending out 4 free ear savers for people who need a little help wearing their face masks. These are little plastic hooks you can use to wear your masks, which then helps avoid chaffing around your ears.

I actually found this freebie over the weekend, but the form either wouldn't submit or kept giving a SMTP error. However, Delta Faucet just informed me that the form should be fixed and I was just able to submit my request, so get these while you can!


Free K Y Jelly

Free KY Jelly Adult Lubricant

During my freshman year of college, my friend pledged for a fraternity. Part of his initiation was buying a bunch of odd item to carry around in his backpack for a few weeks. So we head to Walmart for our weekly shopping trip and once I'm finished buying all my food, I find him wandering aimlessly in the food aisle. He had everything he needed except for one final item – Kentucky jelly. I had no idea what in the world Kentucky jelly was, but I helped him look nonetheless for over 30 minutes. Once frustration finally set in, he marched up to the nearest employee for help.

“Excuse me,” he asked, “do you have any Kentucky jelly?” The employee looked at him with a blank stare and at this point, my friend produced the list and pointed to it. “See, right there, I need some Kentucky jelly.”

“Sir, the KY does not stand for Kentucky. KY Jelly is an adult lubricant.”

We still laugh about it to this day.

So, if you are in need of some good ole' Kentucky jelly, pick up a free sample here.


Free Genexa Children Medicine

Free Genexa Children Medicine

Free Genexa Children Medicine

Submit your email and they'll send you a printable coupon good for a free bottle of children's Genexa medicine, valued up to $11.99!

It took a few minutes, but I eventually got my coupon emailed to me. So what is this stuff?

Did you know that most medicine is filled with unnecessary artificial ingredients? Like talc, lactose, and other things we can't pronounce. Ready for real medicine made clean?

We believe people should feel good about what makes their families better. That’s why we created the first clean medicine company. One that makes medicine with the same active ingredients people need, but without the artificial ones they don't. It's real medicine made clean, because that's what people deserve.

Hahahahaha. Oh boy. I'm sorry, but I can only laugh at the faulty logic behind “I can't pronounce this, therefore it must be bad.” If I'd thought that way, I would have died from cancer.

Seriously, what a bunch of buzzwordy garbage marketing. “First clean medicine company?” Give me a flippin' break.

Oh hey, what's that tiny text at the bottom of the page?

Claims based on traditional homeopathic practice, not accepted medical evidence. Not FDA evaluated.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

But hey, it's free!