Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

My ornithology credentials have long since expired, so can someone please explain to me how the little guy above is floating in the air? Is that one of the side effects of this free Xyzal OTC allergy relief? If so, I'm about to be floating up and down the east coast.

Samples should arrive in 14 business days, so practice holding your sneezes until then.


Free Poise Sample Kit Light Leaks

Free Poise Sample Kit

Free Poise Sample Kit Light Leaks

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but y'all owe me the extra 15 seconds it'll take.

  • (2) Poise Very Light Absorbency Long Liners
  • (2) Poise Light Absorbency Active Collection Long Liners
  • (2) Poise Moderate Absorbency Ultra Thin Pads
  • A discreet carrier

Phew. Thank goodness this comes in a discreet carrier because the last thing I need the world to know is that I signed up for this.

Uh-oh. I think I've said too much.

You can request this freebie once every six months! These are a classic freebie that have been around since I started HIF over a decade ago. Even thought I'm a guy, I still love getting them because I'm always forced to come up with new, creative uses for them. My previous sample became a hat for my dog, but she didn't appreciate my exquisite taste in fashion. She threw it off her head before glaring at me with the undeniable message of “if you enjoy waking up every morning with zero poop on the floor, then I suggest you leave me alone.”

I fear the day when she finally takes the next step in evolution and becomes as smart as those raptor dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.


Free Genexa Children Medicine

Free Genexa Children Medicine

Free Genexa Children Medicine

Submit your email and they'll send you a printable coupon good for a free bottle of children's Genexa medicine, valued up to $11.99!

It took a few minutes, but I eventually got my coupon emailed to me. So what is this stuff?

Did you know that most medicine is filled with unnecessary artificial ingredients? Like talc, lactose, and other things we can't pronounce. Ready for real medicine made clean?

We believe people should feel good about what makes their families better. That’s why we created the first clean medicine company. One that makes medicine with the same active ingredients people need, but without the artificial ones they don't. It's real medicine made clean, because that's what people deserve.

Hahahahaha. Oh boy. I'm sorry, but I can only laugh at the faulty logic behind “I can't pronounce this, therefore it must be bad.” If I'd thought that way, I would have died from cancer.

Seriously, what a bunch of buzzwordy garbage marketing. “First clean medicine company?” Give me a flippin' break.

Oh hey, what's that tiny text at the bottom of the page?

Claims based on traditional homeopathic practice, not accepted medical evidence. Not FDA evaluated.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

But hey, it's free!


Free Neotica Creme Topical Pain Relief

Free Neotica Creme Topical Pain Relief

Free Neotica Creme Topical Pain Relief

This site says doctors will receive a 60-gram tube of free Neotica Creme, a topical muscle and pain relief item. What are the odds?! I received my Doctorate in Freebies last week. Please overlook the fact that it's written in crayon and has at least four misspellings.


Free Disposable Face Masks

Big Lots: 5 Free Face Masks

If you're running low on disposable face masks, then swing by Big Lots this weekend. Big Lots Rewards members, which you can join for free, automatically have an offer in their account good for 5 free disposable face masks. The coupon for the freebie is automatically loaded onto your account and will apply at checkout. Just show your rewards card to a cashier at your local store and you should get the freebie, according to Big Lots.

Offer only lasts through Sunday, October 18.

As luck would have it, Big Lots also offers a “birthday surprise” to their Rewards members! I love when I find something new to add to our birthday freebies database.


Free Boost Energy Powder

Free Boost Energy Powder

Free Boost Energy Powder

I have a feeling this signup form for free Boost energy powder from XP Sports won't last too long. Sign up while it lasts and you should get a sample of each of their flavors in 6-8 weeks.

So what is this stuff? I'll let the XP marketing team take over for a minute.

We understand that gamers and esports athletes have unique performance needs to be at their best in competition. Needs that a watered-down pre-workout or crash-inducing caffeine drink are not delivering.

Select. Start. Dominate. XP Sports Boost delivers a unique combination of scientifically studied ingredients with a formulation that supports mental energy, performance, and improved reaction timeβ€”as well as a key ingredient to support the health of your eyes.

So it's basically caffeine powder for gamers. Didn't they already have Mountain Dew?


Free Phazix Pill Swallowing Gel Sample

Free Phazix Pill Swallowing Gel Sample

4 out of 10 people in America struggle to swallow a pill, according to Phazix … who apparently make free pill swallowing gel samples and not, as I thought, sci-fi death rays to fend off aliens.

The submit button looks like it's grayed out, but it worked as soon as I clicked it. You should get a confirmation message saying “The Phazix Team is on it! We will process your request and ship your samples as soon as possible.”


Two Free Breathe Right Nasal Strips

Two Free Breathe Right Nasal Strips

This freebie was first published in 2009, but is still available as of 2021!

That sound you just heard was the ol' Reliability Train rumbling through town, bringing with it your annual reminder to sign up for this classic freebie!. These two free Breathe Right nasal strips have been around for so long that I think we should induct them into the Freebie Hall of Fame.

Don't get too excited though, it's not as prestigious as it sounds. It's basically a space on my bookcase where I needed some color. It sits right between a broken clock and an old t-ball trophy. I was the only kid not to punch a teammate that year!

I was actually on a team the last time I wore one of these free Breath Right nasal strips. It was back in high school on the football field. You should have seen me, I was a beast! Tirelessly running up and down the field and always hanging around with the tough guys was a recipe for instant popularity. It seemed like everybody knew and was talking about me, which always made me feel great. And the girls! Oh, the girls. They were always pointing at me and laughing – no doubt thinking of a hilarious joke I'd recently told in class.

I probably didn't need to wear full football gear to be the water boy, but people were always throwing good luck charms at me, like empty beer bottles. Sure, they hurt whenever they hit my head, but the more they threw, the faster I ran, and the more hydrated our team was! What great fans, huh?!

I never learn what happens if you wear ten Breathe Right's at once? Does that give you ten times the amount of oxygen you'd normally get? Don't worry, I plan on testing this out in the interest of science / filling a lazy Thursday afternoon.


Free NOVASOURCE Renal Formula for Dialysis Patients

Free NOVASOURCE Renal Formula for Dialysis Patients

Free NOVASOURCE Renal Formula for Dialysis Patients

This freebie is highly specific & only intended for dialysis patients. It's a nutritionally complete oral supplement that's high in calories and provides high protein and optimized sodium, phosphorus, calcium and magnesium for those who require a carefully managed kidney diet.

Seriously, please don't request this free NOVASOURCE Renal formula unless you are medically able to use it. The fine print specifically says:

This is intended for use under medical supervision and should consult with their healthcare provider prior to use.

So let's not unnecessarily HIF this dead, okay? πŸ˜€ I didn't even sign up for it myself because I can't use it, so please let me know if the form dies.

Freebies of all three flavors ship in 2 weeks and offer ends 12/31/20.


Free 30 Day Supply of CBD Softgels

You might need to copy & paste the link: https://cbdistillery.com/free-cbd/

Sign up here with your email and get a free 30 day supply of CBD Softgels from CBDistillery. You'll get emailed a unique coupon code that lets you check out for free after taking a 9-question survey. I was able to check out with no payment info required and it said my freebie would arrive within 8 weeks.

Why take CBD? To the list!

  • CBD helps with pain after physical activity.
  • CBD helps with mild or temporary anxiety.
  • 9 out of 10 CBD users sleep better with CBD.
  • CBD can be used to reduce inflammation after physical activity.

Oh boy, we're back to freebies of mysterious substances to eat! It's like we're back in the heyday of freebies circa 2006! Time is a flat circle.


Free Hope Postcard

Free Hope Postcard

Free Hope Postcard

The pandemic has been hard on the mental health for millions of Americans. It can be easy to feel isolated and alone, especially during quarantine and social distancing. That's why the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention is giving away free Hope postcards to remind people close to you that you're thinking about them.

There are four different colors to choose from. I hope this freebie helps bring a smile to somebody's face!