Okay, Freebie Gods, very funny. I freely admit I plan on ingesting my weight in beer 🍺 and brats 🌭 this summer. So you respond by offering this free 3 day pass to 24 Hour Fitness? It's a little too on the nose for my taste!
I like the idea of 24 hour gyms though. I find the only time I feel like working out is when I'm delusionary drunk at 4am.