Free Gym Pass to 24 Hour Fitness πŸ’ͺ

Okay, Freebie Gods, very funny. I freely admit I plan on ingesting my weight in beer 🍺 and brats 🌭 on the Fourth of July. Even so, this free 3 day pass to 24 Hour Fitness is a little too on the nose.

I like the idea of 24 hour gyms though. I find the only time I feel like working out is when I'm delusionary drunk at 4am.

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I'm a nationally renowned freebie finder & sample vetter, which I never imagined I'd be doing while getting my Bachelor's Degree in History almost 20 years ago. In my spare time, I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.