Free Tom's of Maine Toothpaste

Possible Free Tom’s of Maine Toothpaste

Whoa, here's a brand we haven't seen in a hot minute! These guys were a freebie staple back in the late 2000s, so it's nice to see some free Tom's of Maine toothpaste make a return here!

This looks like it's aimed at “influencers” (ugh…), so I don't know how long this will last. But for now all you have to do is enter your email and then click the confirmation link they send you to make a free account. After that, you'll enter your mailing address and then click through a few options. I didn't connect any of my social accounts, I just skipped those options, and eventually I got to a “Thank you” page.

I'm not 100% certain we'll all get this freebie, but it can't hurt to try!

Free Resource ThickenUp Clear Stick Packs

Free Resource ThickenUp for Dysphagia

Nestle is still giving away free Resource ThickenUp Clear Stick Packs. These are an instant food and drink thickening powder made with xanthan gum to provide swallowing support for people with dysphagia. I had to look it up and dysphagia is the medical term for swallowing difficulties.

So if you know somebody with dysphagia or … I don't know, you're addicted to xanthan gum, then this freebie is for you. Otherwise, I'd hold off on requesting this so that as many people who need this can get it.

It's also meant to be used under medical supervision.

Free Hit CBD Balm

Free Hit CBD Balm

Fill out this form to see if you'll qualify for some free Hit! CBD balm.

When they ask how you heard about the offer, I imagine they'll put people who say “Coupon Site” at the end of their list. So I'd answer “Friend & Family” instead.

Free Pedialyte Coupon

Walmart: Free Pedialyte

Signup here and get a coupon good for one free liter of Pedialyte at Walmart! This offer is valid through July 31, 2023 and will be sent as a digital coupon that you can scan & redeem during your next in-store visit.

This stuff is great to have around in the pantry for whenever you unexpectedly need it.

Four Potential Freebies from Amazon

Four Potential Full-Size Freebies via Amazon Prime

Here are three very similar offers for products that you might qualify for.

You basically take a short questionnaire (took me less than 60 seconds for each potential offer) and they'll then contact you if you qualify. It looks like they want to send you an Amazon giftcard that will cover the full purchase price, plus tax, so that you can “buy” the product

It also seems like they're looking for Amazon Prime members, so I think that's a prerequisite

Free Vaginal Contraceptive Film Birth Control

Free Vaginal Contraceptive Film

I always have trouble writing a post about something like these free VCF contraceptive films. I'm not even qualified to use one of these things, much less write something witty about them. Remember the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell had absolutely no idea what to do with the condoms? Yep, that's me right there.

Ladies, the line forms to the left! Single file, please!

[Thanks to Hiffer Carla for the reminder on this!]

Free Hope Postcards

3 Free Messages of Hope Postcards

The recent years have been hard on the mental health for millions of Americans. It can be easy to feel isolated and alone in our society. That's why Aurora Behavioral Health is giving away three free Messages of Hope postcards to remind people close to you that you're thinking about them.

After filling out the address form, you'll receive form a Messages of Hope Postcard Kit with 3 stamped postcards making it possible to send hope to your friends and family. You should receive your freebie in the next 5-7 business days.

I hope this freebie helps bring a smile to somebody's face!

Free Poise Sample Kit Light Leaks

Free Poise Sample Kit

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but only because I love each and every one of y'all.

  • (1) Poise Original Very Light Liner
  • (1) Poise Ultra Thin with Wings Light Pad
  • (1) Poise Ultra Thin Moderate Pad
  • Coupon For Any Poise Liner or Pad

You can request this freebie once every six months! These are a classic freebie that have been around since I started HIF over a decade ago. Even thought I'm a guy, I still love getting them because I'm always forced to come up with new, creative uses for them. My previous sample became a hat for my dog, but she didn't appreciate my exquisite taste in fashion. She threw it off her head before glaring at me with the undeniable message of “if you enjoy waking up every morning with zero poop on the floor, then I suggest you leave me alone.”

I fear the day when she finally takes the next step in evolution and becomes as smart as those raptor dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.

Free Bandaid Bandages

Free Children’s Miracle Network Bandages

Children's Miracle Network is still giving away free bandages to help raise and spread support for the charity. It doesn't get much better than a freebie and a good cause!

You don't have to donate any money in order to get these free bandaids though. Simply click the “Order free bandages” button to subscribe to their newsletter, then fill out your mailing address and you're all set. Make sure to use your freebie email account!

These are really nice quality bandages too! I've gotten them so many times over the years – I move a lot πŸ˜‰ – and I'm thankful I have them in the cabinet every time I cut myself.