Hey, It's Free!Daily freebies, free stuff, and free samples!
Okay, Freebie Gods, very funny. I freely admit I plan on ingesting my weight in beer 🍺 and brats 🌭 on the Fourth of July. Even so, this free 3 day pass to 24 Hour Fitness is a little too on the nose.
I like the idea of 24 hour gyms though. I find the only time I feel like working out is when I'm delusionary drunk at 4am.
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There are new free Breathe Now samples aimed at Hiffers suffering from allergies.
An all-natural, chemical-free sinus relief supplement that allows you to breathe when you’re suffering from allergies, sinus infections, colds, and even the flu.
An all-natural fix for allergies? If that's what you're looking for, might I also suggest being a hermit and never leaving your apartment. It's wonderful! Just start ordering food delivery and never look back. Plus, 24/7 sweatpants!
After adding the sample to your cart, proceed to checkout. You shouldn't need a credit card and the final cost should be $0.00.
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You can request a free Vagisil prohydrate moisturizing lubricant sample be sent your way. The only downside is they oddly require a phone number that you have to verify. However, I found a Google Voice actually worked here. Nobody else needs to associate my personal number with this freebie. 😀
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In exchange for joining their newsletter, you can get a free Babo Sensitive baby skin care sample sent your way.
I know I'm not one to talk, as there are approximately 19 grammatical errors per HIF post, but I'm kind of surprised nobody caught the giant typo in their company's name before they launched or like printed business cards. It's spelled B-A-B-Y, not B-A-B-O.
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Today's free Sassy liner kit is “ideal for active women who are looking for everyday light bladder leakage protection.”
The kit includes:
There are 100,000 samples available of Hello toothpaste, evenly split between their natural sweet mint and activated charcoal flavors. Mmmm, charcoal flavor, just like Dad used to make. I can't wait for their next sample, free Goodbye toilet paper!
If you need oral care products a little sooner than 4-6 weeks, there are some new printable coupons this month. Remember, you can print these from your phone or computer without downloading any software!
This offer from Nov. 2015 has returned!
This site promises a free Power Crunch protein something or other, but they don't really say what it'll be. However using my award-noticing powers of deduction (ie. I clicked around a bunch on their site), I've come to believe this will be a protein bar. Probably. Maybe. We'll see.
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EDIT: This has returned as a $9.99 rebate offer.
The signup form for this free TummyZen heartburn relief is way near the bottom of the page. It's about as far down as the heartburn I'm currently feeling from eating way too much Mexican food tonight. The timing of this offer seems especially cruel if you ask me.
I was full of chips and guac before my meal even arrived and yet I'd still eat “just one more” if you put another basket in front of me.
The rebate offer is valid for $9.99 through 10/8/17.
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Today's free Liquid I.V. hydration multiplier might sound like a money-making scheme where some guy packaged water in little stick packets, but they're supposedly hydration boosters similar to traditional sports drinks, like Gatorade. They've got electrolytes, “more Vitamin C than an orange and more Potassium than a banana,” and 110% daily value of vitamins C, B3, B5, B6, and B12. That's a lot of Bees!
No, seriously, I left my window open last night and there are bees everywhere in here! AHHHHH!
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There are a bunch of different free Equate and Assurance PurseReady sample packs available. Depending on which category you fall under, you'll get anywhere from three to six freebies. The freebies also come in a little pack that's small enough to fit in most purses. Man, what a coincidence! Small enough to fit in a purse and the term “purseready” just so happens to be in the title. What are the odds?!
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Similar to the always-available free Breath Right offer, these three free Snore Bore nasal strip are designed to help improve your breathing during sleep and cut down on snoring.
However, while it's your breathing, you could argue these freebies are more for your bedmate than yourself. While I'm happy to improve my sleep in any way possible, a lack of breathing hasn't been the major complaint of most of my ex-girlfriends. Instead, I apparently have an excess of talking. It's why I'd make a horrible spy, as I'd be giving away state secrets every night at 3am.
What I'm saying is where can I get a freebie to muzzle my mouth?
[thanks to Patricia for sending this in!]
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I've recently begun buying more products in bulk since I'm sick of running to the store every other week for something I ran out of. That's why I just picked up this deal on Amazon for 48 double rolls of Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper for $19.75. That's $0.41 per double roll, making them $0.215 per regular roll after you clip the $2 coupon on Amazon! Simply click the green $2 coupon near the top right and it'll apply to your order at checkout.
First, we had the used cigarette butts joke from a few days ago and now this. That's twice I've had to hold back on every ounce of juvenile Goob left in me. You're welcome 🙂
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