Free Axe Antiperspirant Stick and Dry Spray

Free Axe Antiperspirant Stick and Dry Spray

Update: I forgot to post the link originally! Here's where you can see if you qualify for the freebie.

Check your Sampler accounts for possible free Axe antiperspirant stick and dry spray. I didn't personally qualify, but then against Sampler seems to hate me. I never seem to qualify for anything anymore. I must have made fun of them one too many times over the years. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Free Huggies Potty Training Kit

Free Huggies Potty Training Kit

Hurry and request this free Huggies Potty Training Kit while supplies last! I have a feeling these won't last long, especially since the girls kits are already expired.

Each kit comes with the following items:

  1. Pull-Up Pants
  2. Cooper's Big Kit Books
  3. Cottonelle Wipes
  4. Potty Training Reward Chard and Sticker Sheet
  5. Disney Character Cell Phone Cut-Out

Your freebie should arrive in 6 to 8 weeks.


Free Tena Adult Pads

Free TENA Adult Pads

Here's a new link for yet another round of free TENA adult sample kits. This new link has a huge selection of pads, liners, and underwear available for both men and women. You can also use the older links below to find additional, different TENA samples still available.

My friend Tina TENA has revamped their classic free women's pads and free men's guards samples to better centralize all the full-sized samples they offer. These are a great freebie for those who can use them properly, but they also make me a bit nostalgic for times long past. When I started HIF over a decade ago, I used the first TENA freebie to convince my little brother that I wasn't potty trained. It was a long-con prank that I still consider one of my top 10.

And now he's about to graduate from college!

You can click the orange “GET FREE TRIAL” next to any item you'd like to sample. There's also the green “Get a Free Trial Kit” near the top that will instead ship samples based on your answers to two questions. I know, it's a lot of pressure, try not to panic or choke like yours truly. My hands are trembling over here.

*clicks link and freezes like a deer in headlights*

Lastly, they have a whole line of free TENA Intimates samples you can choose from. Some of these free trial links are broken, but a handful are still working as of 2022.

All of these sample programs from TENA run independent of each other, so you can sign up for as many as you need!

While hanging out with my adult brother recently, he shared a story that quickly had me gasping for breath through fits of laughter. The short version is while running extremely late for work one morning, he was frantically looking for clean underwear when he remembered a freebie “underwear” package had arrived days prior. Within minutes, after scrambling to get dressed so as not to be late for work, he breathed a sigh of relief as he climbed into his car. As he regained his thoughts and his brain finally caught up to the unfolding reality, he quietly asked aloud to nobody but himself “hey, are we wearing a diaper right now?”

Hahahaha, there is no way I could have been born into a more perfect family.


Free ClariGenZ Focus

Free ClariGenZ Focus+

For a limited time get, you can get a free ClariGenZ Focus+ sample pack worth $19.99 by using promo code FREE-2-PACK at checkout.

Wondering what this stuff is? Join the club!

ClariGenZ's proprietary blend of botanical extracts is the first product to ever blend three essential amino acids with an incredibly rare compound known as β€œBiocitroid.”

Focus Plus+ is extra strength for the hard-charging entrepreneurs, creatives, and traders who need to be at their peak all day & on-demand. When sharp focus, problem-solving & rapid decision-making is critical this is your go-to solution.

After applying the code, there should be zero shipping fee and no credit card needed. If that changes later today, then please let me know in the comments. Update: Well that didn't take long!


Free Differin Acne Treatment

Rebate: Free Differin Acne Treatment, up to $35

For the rest of this year, you can redeem this rebate and get free Differin acne treatment gel! This rebate offer only applies to one purchase of Differin Gel 15g or 45g, up to a maximum refund of $35.

Eligible purchases must be made by 12/31/22 and you must submit your rebate form by 2/7/23. They ran this promo in 2021 as well, so you won't qualify for this current rebate if you took advantage of the previous offer.


Free Prescription Drug Discount Card

Free Prescription Discount Drug Card for Humans πŸ‘© or Pets 🐢

If you missed the earlier free EpiPen replacement post, then definitely check that out. It's an amazing freebie that's still active if you can't afford an EpiPen.

In that post, I briefly mentioned how HIF has a brand new free prescription card that you can print out and start using immediately. It's a free drug card that helps people without health insurance afford their important medicine. You can print this page or bookmark it and start using it immediately!

Well, today I woke up to this alert.

Free Drug Card Discount

That's a $78 prescription bill that some Hiffer only paid $25 for! I have no idea who they are or what they bought, but the idea that I helped somebody knock 2/3 off their medicine bill puts a giant smile on my face.

If you don't have health insurance but still need medication, then all you have to do is print out a free drug card and take it to any participating pharmacist (CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid, Costco, most grocery chains, and thousands of independent retailers) to get a free discount on your prescription drugs.

How much are the free prescription savings?

Most savings are anywhere in the 10-30% range, but as you can tell from the example above, some drug discounts go as high as 85%!

I was even able to find some examples from earlier this year, where many common drugs were around 60% off.

Again, this discount drug card is only for Hiffers without health insurance, but it's 100% free and all you have to do is print out a card at home and take it to your nearest participating pharmacy the next time you need any medicine!

Multiple Ways to Save on Meds!

It's surprisingly easy to use the free drug card.

Each of these methods works, so take your pick!

Print It!

Print unlimited copies of this page (in black and white, no need for color!) to always have a copy. Keep a card in your car glove box, purse, wallet, etc. so you always have a free card when you need it!

You can also give printed cards to friends and family who qualify. There's no reason not to share the savings!

Save It!

Bookmark this page and show it on your phone to a pharmacist in person!

Again, you can share this link with friends and family via email, Facebook, or social media. They can show it to their pharmacist and if they qualify, start saving instantly!

Write It!

Write down the information on a slip of paper! There's only a few, small pieces of information in order for your pharmacist to save on both human and pet meds.

  • GROUP ID: NATIONAL01
  • MEMBER ID: NDC3497
  • BIN: 009893
  • PCN: ROIRX
App It!

Use the free app! It's available for both Apple iOS and Google Android.

Mail It!

If you do not have a printer or smartphone, request a single, free card via snail mail.

I will follow up with you via email, so please use your correct information!

Print a free pet drug card too!

It's not just us humans that need meds either! If you have a pet, you can also print out a free pet drug card! 🐶 🙀

Make sure you print this page or bookmark the link on a smartphone so you don't miss the savings!

I can't emphasize enough that this drug card isn't meant to replace health insurance, but instead help those without it. If any of you fall into that category, hopefully this will help you save a little money!

If you have experience with these, please share in the comments.


Free Condoms for Safe Sex

Free Condoms by Mail or In-Person

Countless studies have shown that condoms are highly effective at reducing the risk of transmitting and contracting sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). The CDC agrees and also reminds us that condoms also decrease the risk of unplanned pregnancy, especially among younger adults.

Recent research reported that CDPs as structural interventions:

  • Increased condom use, condom acquisition, and condom carrying.
  • Promoted delayed sexual initiation or abstinence among youth.
  • Provided cost-effective and cost-saving outcomes on future medical care costs by preventing HIV infections.
  • Significantly affected condom use behaviors and helped reduce HIV/STD risk among a wide range of at-risk groups (i.e., youth, adults, commercial sex workers, high STD populations, and males).

However, some people find it difficult to secure free condoms, either because of their remote location, embarrassment, or uncertainty in where to get them.

So how can we stay sexually safe without spending lots of money? It turns out, many state governments are already trying to help out! Studies show that investment in local family planning can easily saved over $7 for every single dollar spent. Condoms are also extremely cost-effective, cheap to transport, and easy to both store and give away.

Thus, it shouldn't come as any surprise to learn that many states fund free condom programs! They're broken down into two main categories – free condoms in-person and free condoms mailed to your house. All of the mailed offers linked below include free shipping and promise to send your freebies in nondescript packaging.

Free Condoms for Everyone in Person

In most states (about 40-45), local health clinics give away free male barrier condoms to teens and anybody who makes around 150% of the poverty level. On top of that, about 35 to 40 states also send out hundreds of thousands of free condoms to participating agencies to give away to residents. You can't sign up for them individually, but they're provided free of charge at local community health centers and businesses.

And by “businesses,” I mean nondescript type places like bars and restaurants! Not all of the free condoms require walking into a clinic or health center.

In the early 2010s, a site called Condom Finder gained a lot of well-earned attention. Their mission was to give away one million free condoms each year by creating a database of all the local free condoms locations nationwide. It was a great resource for its time, but unfortunately I do not think it is up to date as of 2020. Luckily, I found better alternatives!

Your first stop for local free condom resources should be the federal Health and Human Services male condom page. Halfway down, there's a “Find a family planning clinic” search box. This was the best search box I found that tapped into local option. It's not the only place you should search, but I think it has much better information than Condom Finder.

If you're a young woman between the ages of 18-29, I'd then make a quick stop at Bedsider and enter your zip code for “get birth control delivered.” Some states own HHS websites, like Illinois and Massachusetts, specifically say to check it.

The next guaranteed resource for free condoms is Planned Parenthood. They have a well-documented information page on condoms, along with a location finder. They have clinics across the country that offer free condoms to those who need them.

The final resource is Google! Allow me to explain all the ways how.

Free Condoms for Students

Almost every single university offers free condoms to their college students. It'd be impossible for me to list them all, but you can easily find your school's free condom locations by Googling “free condoms UNIVERSITY NAME”. Then substitute your school's name for “UNIVERSITY HERE” and viola!

Here's an example for University of Alabama free condoms. The first page listed should be the school's official ua.edu and it links to this free condom page. We can see they offer free condoms at all residence halls and major student center!

You can do this for almost any college, university, or school and find ample free condoms. Even small, remote colleges in America typically offer a free condom program and have full details on their website.

Free Condoms by Mail

Beyond all 50 states, there are free condom programs in many cities and even local counties. I've included a few city examples below, along with links to each state's official program! I also highly suggest searching Google for “free condom” and your location. I've included an example link for each state below, but you should also search for your nearest large city and county no matter where you live. You'd be surprised how many locations offer free contraceptives!

Here are just a few examples of cities. I can't stress enough that you should search for your nearest major city, some of their mailing windows are quite large.

Free Condoms by State

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Free Aces Joint Repair CBD Rub

Free Aces Joint Repair CBD Rub

Fill out this form and get send a free sample of Aces Joint Repair CBD rub. You'll need to confirm your freebie request via email, so make sure to use a freebie email account!

This form is a little weird. Here are the steps you need to follow:

  1. Fill out the signup form.
  2. Click the confirmation link via email, which will load the signup form again.
  3. Fill out the signup form again.
  4. You should now see a confirmation message.

free neilmed sinus rinse kit

Free NeilMed Sinus Rinse or Neti Pot

If you don't mind going on a little link hunt, you can easily get a full-sized free NeilMed Sinus Rinse bottle kit OR Neti Pot. Simply click through to where it requests your name and pick “p1886b” from the dropdown list. After that, you'll be presented with 17 “slides,” which you don't have to read and can quickly skip through. You'll then be presented with a signup form and finally, a “quiz” where you have to get 18 out of 20 questions correct.

The quiz lets you change your wrong answers in real-time though! You can randomly click until you get the correct answer or use the answers I listed below. 😁 All in all, it should only take a few minutes to request this great freebie.

For years, this freebie took 6-8 weeks for delivery. I'm not sure if covid will interfere with that here, but don't be crazy surprised if this shows up in mid-June! This is for a large-sized product though, so the wait is worth it in my book. Especially if you suffer from allergies, sinus clogs, or colds!

Sometimes these freebies come with packets of Sinus Rinse, which is a sinus rinsing something that does something for congested noses. If that ringing endorsement didn't encourage you to sign up, how about this humdinger of a fact. “Some research shows that hypertonic (2.7%) or more concentrated solution may help reduce sinus congestion better than isotonic (0.9%) solution.” I have no idea what that means, but it sounds technical and therefor impressive. I'm easily persuaded by science.

Does anybody else get the impression that this company was formed solely because the owner liked sticking weird things up his nose? No, just me? Okay, carry on.

Free NeilMed Quiz Answers

Q1: What time of year is worst for nasal allergies?
A: Spring

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Free Sharps Needle Container

Free Sharps Needle Container

Looks like I'm gonna have to contract diabetes so that I can take full advantage of my free Sharps needle container being offered by Emgality and Eli Lilly. At this rate, freebies truly are going to be the end of me.

To guarantee this freebie arrives, you'll probably want to answer “Yes” to the first “Are you currently taking Emgality” question. Whether or not that statement is truthful is between you and a multi-billion dollar transnational drug company who played a role in almost tripling insulin prices for no reason other than profit.


Free Plan C Stickers

Free ‘Plan C’ Stickers & Flyers

Given today's terrible SCOTUS ruling, I felt it was appropriate to post this offer for free Plan C stickers and flyers.

Plan C pills are safe, at-home abortion pills that are privately delivered by mail. These medications (Mifepristone and Misoprostol) were approved by the FDA decades ago and are safe through the end of the first trimester. If your state is enacting draconian laws restricting access to this medication, then you can easily circumvent them by following the mail forwarding steps listed at Mayday Health.

Online Privacy Tips for Abortion

I don't talk about it often here, but freebies aren't my only area of expertise. Learning how to vet freebies & the scammers behind fake ones led me down a path where I now work extensively in the online security realm. My work there over the past decade has made it crystal clear how little we can trust big tech companies. There are now many factors you need to consider when getting an abortion in the age of surveillance. Case in point – period tracking apps.

Your app data is not private. If you track your menstruation pattern on an app, then that data is sent to 3rd parties, who then resell that data. If your pattern is disrupted, the app will not only know, but log this discrepancy. That log can then be subpoenaed by law, or even bought on the free market, and can then by used against you in a court of law.

Delete your period tracking apps!

Additionally, this concern extends to social media and search engines. I would not discuss any plans for ordering or taking these pills online. If you decide to Google anything related to abortion (making travel plans to another state, ordering pills, etc) then absolutely make sure to do your search while logged out of any account and while running a VPN, such as ProtonVPN, Private Internet Access, or Mullvad.

If traveling out of state for an abortion, then do not bring your mobile phone with you to the actual clinic! Cell phones constantly ping the nearest cell tower, even when they're in your pocket and not in use. This information that you were in the vicinity of an abortion clinic could then be used against you by an overzealous prosecutor.

Finally, if you'd like to make a donation to abortion care providers, you can donate here and have your money split evenly between 90 support groups around the country. Your donation will go towards providing funding, travel, lodging, and other wrap-around supports that many people are going to need in the coming months.

If there's one thing I've learned from spending tens of thousands of hours studying history, it's that we'll make it through the coming decades together. Stay strong out there, folks. ❀️


Free Tena Intimates

Free Tena Intimates

Tena's one of the few old-school freebie companies still pumping out new offers like this free Tena Intimates sample. Not only is it free, but you can choose from nine different freebie offers!

I'm still a few years away from needing these, so I haven't the slightest what I'll do with my freebie. I'm sure it'll be something other than what they're originally intended for though. Similar to what I currently do with all my free magazines.

Sure, they make for an interesting read, but when combined with duct tape they also make a great pair of slippers and/or pirate hat!