The original free Tena Intimates offer is still available to anybody who missed out earlier. However, there's also a new free Tena overnight pads & underwear signup form for another freebie sampling!

Based on your needs, you should be able to get a Tena pack with multiple freebies in it.

On top of the freebies, Tena also has some super high-value coupons available to print. It's not every day you see a $14/1 coupon!

If you've never placed an order with Coastal.com, you should know that you still qualify for a free pair of regular frame prescription glasses (all you pay is shipping, which should come under $15). I think it's one of those inalienable rights the Founding Fathers bestowed upon us, along with freedom and the ability to throw away green beans whenever you want because they're gross.

It's not just for adults either! In addition to almost 400 pairs of free adult frames, they have 39 eligible ones for children as well. Just in time for school too, so no more “Mom, I'm failing math because I can't see” excuses. I know that one worked wonders for me from the 5th to 7th grade.

In order to get a free pair of Coastal.com glasses, you need to:

1. Click the link above, then click “shop free glasses” on the left.
2. Pick your glasses from the available frames and enter coupon code FIRSTPAIRFREE at checkout.

The code should work through the end of the month and note you'll need to pay shipping, but the glasses themselves are free.

You can also use the code to get an additional 10% off any upgrades. If this is your first time buying glasses online, then have fun looking like an idiot in front of a mirror. It's totally worth it though. I'd been wearing the same broken pair of glasses since high school, so it was hard passing up an $80+ free pair of glasses like this!

You can choose between two different free Sasmar personal lubricant samples today.

HIF is primarily a United States freebie site, but this offer also ships to the United Kingdom, Europe (…isn't the UK already covered by this?), and Australia. So feel free to get frisky all over the world with this offer!

I've had this draft sitting sitting in my folder for over a year now. Every time I check the free Depend for Men sample pack signup form, it was busted and wouldn't go through. But today it finally worked and said I'd receive the following in 3-10 days.

• 2 Depend Guards for Men
• 2 Depend Shields for Men
• $3 Coupon & Shopper Card
• Informational Brochure

I probably should have used all that time to think of a joke, huh?

Tena's one of the few old-school freebie companies still pumping out new offers like this free Tena Intimates sample. Not only is it free, but you can choose from four different offers.

I'm still a few years away from needing these, so I haven't the slightest what I'll do with my freebie. I'm sure it'll be something other than what they're originally intended for though. Similar to what I currently do with all my free magazines.

Sure, they make for an interesting read, but when combined with duct tape they also make a great pair of slippers and/or pirate hat!

I always have trouble writing a post about something like these free VCF contraceptive films. I'm not even qualified to use one of these things, much less write something witty about them. Remember the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell had absolutely no idea what to do with the condoms? Yep, that's me right there.

Ladies, the line forms to the left! Single file, please!

[Thanks to Hiffer Kate for the reminder on this!]