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Free Radon Test Kit

Free Radon Test Kit

Protect Environmental, in partnership with the American Lung Association, are giving away a free radon test kit. Are you a fellow Hiffer who is terrible at chemistry like yours truly? Are you also unable to tell the different between radon and other gases? If so, here’s why you should test …

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Free Attends Product Samples

Free Attends Incontinence Products

Holy moly, this freebie from 2010 has discovered its inner zombie and come back to life! You can signup here to receive a free sample of Attends adult incontinence products. The dropdown list had the following sample options for me to choose from: Pads Protective Underwear Briefs Underpads Bladder Control …

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free icalm stress relief shot

Free icalm Stress Relief Shot

Take this brief survey to see if you qualify for free icalm Stress Relief Shot. Whether or not I’ll be relieved of stress entirely hinges on which type of shot we’re talking about here – 💉 or 🥃!

Free SunShield+ Tinted Sunscreen

Free SunShield+ Tinted Sunscreen

There’s a new company that’s supposedly releasing a product, SunShield+ tinted sunscreen, which we can now sample. I know the site says it costs $4, but it’s completely free with no shipping after you add it to your cart and checkout. The checkout page should read $0.00 (just like my …

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Free Astroglide Adult Lubricant

Free Astroglide Adult Lubricant

This free Astroglide adult lubricant offer has been around since at least 2006! There aren’t many freebies with a 15+ year lifespan. If this is the first time you’ve heard of it, then I’m terrible at my job! *pats self on back* There are currently 9 different free adult lubricant …

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Free Biotrue Eye Drops

Free Biotrue Lubricant Eye Drops

When I heard this morning that Bausch + Lomb was offering free Biotrue Hydration Boost lubricant eye drops, I said “who is that?! Who’s there?! GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!” Turns out it was just the wind. Living alone can be creepy. Signup here to get your 5 single-use samples. …

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Free Pampers Swaddlers 360 Diapers

Free Pampers Swaddlers 360 Diapers

Pampers is back with a free Swaddlers 360 diapers offer that also comes with a $4 coupon for a future purchase. Signup is easy – there’s just a simple one-page form to fill out. They don’t even ask if you have a baby, which is good for me. The previous …

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Free CDC Health Publications

Free CDC Publications, Stickers & More

I originally posted about these free CDC publications and materials back in 2010. Over the following years, I’ve highlighted a few of their freebies, like the Tony Hawk anti-tobacco poster, the Quit Smoking paper notepad, and this Prevent Tickborne Diseases bookmark. Well, I’m happy to say that all these years …

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Free Millie Moon Diapers

Free Millie Moon Diapers

Sign up here to receive two free Millie Moon diapers. In order to get the signup form, look for the “Request a Sample” button to appear in the top section that cycles through multiple images. I didn’t personally sign up for these since I don’t have a baby, so please …

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Free GoodNites Sleep Underwear

Free Pull-Ups

Whoa, the classic free Huggies Pull-Ups offer has returned today! The last time I posted these was in 2010 when Costco was giving them away. Man, remember when Costco, Walmart, and Target used to give away freebies on a weekly basis? Good times. Anyways, go here to request the boys …

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Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

The next total solar eclipse is on April 8, 2024 and should be visible in Texas before moving northeast through Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine. If you’re planning to go see it and want to protect your precious eyeballs, then you …

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Free Rascal + Friends Premium Diapers

Free Rascal + Friends Premium Diapers

Here’s a still active form offering free Rascal + Friends premium diapers. Every time I see this freebie, I think of Rascal Flatts, which is the only time I ever think of Rascal Flatts. I didn’t sign up for this since I don’t have any family members still peeing their …

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