Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

My ornithology credentials have long since expired, so can someone please explain to me how the little guy above is floating in the air? Is that one of the side effects of this free Xyzal OTC allergy relief? If so, sign me up right now because I'm about to be floating up and down the east coast.

5-day samples should arrive in 14 business days, so practice holding your sneezes until then.