Today's free Sassy liner kit is “ideal for active women who are looking for everyday light bladder leakage protection.”

The kit includes:

• 1 Thong liner, light absorption
• 1 Regular liner, light absorption
• 1 Long liner, maximum absorptionc

There are 100,000 samples available of Hello toothpaste, evenly split between their natural sweet mint and activated charcoal flavors. Mmmm, charcoal flavor, just like Dad used to make. I can't wait for their next sample, free Goodbye toilet paper!

Free Oral Hygiene Coupons

If you need oral care products a little sooner than 4-6 weeks, there are some new printable coupons this month. Remember, you can print these from your phone or computer without downloading any software!

• $0.75/1 Oral-B Glide Floss 35M or larger OR Oral-B Glide Floss Picks 30ct or higher
• $0.50/1 Scope Mouthwash 237ml or larger
• $0.75/1 Crest 3D Whitening Mouthwash 237ml or larger
• $0.75/1 Crest Pro-Health Mouthwash 237ml or larger
• $0.50/1 Crest Pro-Health Mouthwash 237ml or larger
• $5.00/1 Crest 3DWhite Glamorous White, 1 Hour Express, Professional Effects OR Supreme Flexfit Whitestrips
• $0.50/1 Crest Whitening Mouthwash 237ml or larger
• $10/1 Philips Sonicare For Kids, Airfloss, or Essence+
• $5/1 Philips Sonicare Brush Head Multi-Pack
• $5/1 Philips Sonicare Essence

This offer from Nov. 2015 has returned!

This site promises a free Power Crunch protein something or other, but they don't really say what it'll be. However using my award-noticing powers of deduction (ie. I clicked around a bunch on their site), I've come to believe this will be a protein bar. Probably. Maybe. We'll see.

Today's free Liquid I.V. hydration multiplier might sound like a money-making scheme where some guy packaged water in little stick packets, but they're supposedly hydration boosters similar to traditional sports drinks, like Gatorade. They've got electrolytes, “more Vitamin C than an orange and more Potassium than a banana,” and 110% daily value of vitamins C, B3, B5, B6, and B12. That's a lot of Bees!

No, seriously, I left my window open last night and there are bees everywhere in here! AHHHHH!

There are a bunch of different free Equate and Assurance PurseReady sample packs available. Depending on which category you fall under, you'll get anywhere from three to six freebies. The freebies also come in a little pack that's small enough to fit in most purses. Man, what a coincidence! Small enough to fit in a purse and the term “purseready” just so happens to be in the title. What are the odds?!

Similar to the always-available free Breath Right offer, these three free Snore Bore nasal strip are designed to help improve your breathing during sleep and cut down on snoring.

However, while it's your breathing, you could argue these freebies are more for your bedmate than yourself. While I'm happy to improve my sleep in any way possible, a lack of breathing hasn't been the major complaint of most of my ex-girlfriends. Instead, I apparently have an excess of talking. It's why I'd make a horrible spy, as I'd be giving away state secrets every night at 3am.

What I'm saying is where can I get a freebie to muzzle my mouth?

[thanks to Patricia for sending this in!]

EDIT: When I click the link below, it says they're out of sample. However when I copy & paste the link, the signup form appears!

https://www.amazinggrass.com/sample-request/

Todays free Amazing Grass superfood comes with two samples along with a recipe book. You'll get Green Superfood The Original and Protein Superfood Chocolate Peanut Butter.

I'm reluctant to admit how long my parents spent teaching me not to eat grass, so I looked up what this freebie actually does. It supposedly contains a “daily dose of nutritious whole greens, chock full of all of the necessary vitamins and minerals you and your family need.” Oh nice, that's way better than my childhood experience, where grass only contained dirt and stomach aches!

This free LivRelief pain relief cream is natural, fast, patented, guaranteed, and risk-free. Fantastic. I've never found much help in manufactured, slow, generic, uncertain, deadly pain cream. For some reason they always seem to cause more trouble than they're worth.

Instead of the full six offers, there are now two free U by Kotex sample packs you can choose from. They always looked the same to me, but admittedly this isn't my wheelhouse. You know what is though? Surprisingly, it's building square shacks.

EDIT: This freebie from June 2016 has returned!

If you don't already have a Smiley360 account, you might want to sign up since they're giving away full-sized boxes of o.b. 40-count tampons! I didn't qualify, but that's probably because of my Y chromosome.

From what I gather, you'll want to pick answers C and Yes in order to reach the submission form.