This free Astroglide adult lubricant offer has been around forever and yet I haven't reposted it for months. Until now!
*pats self on back*
Make sure you have a great explanation lined up for when a young'un finds it and thinks it has some sort of magical astronaut-creating powers based on the name alone. This PSA unfortunately comes from personal experience. Let my awkward moment be a lesson for all!
[thanks Alayna for the reminder!]