Free Depend Silhouette Active Fit

Free Depend Adult Underwear Sample Packs

This freebie from 2011 is still active! These are great for donations.

There are free Depend sample packs available for both women's underwear and men's briefs.

Free Depend for Men Samples

  • Free 2 count sample of Depend Real Fit briefs for Men​
  • Free 4-count sample kit including 2 Depend Men's Shields and 2 Depend Men's Guards

Free Depend for Women Samples

  • Free 2 count sample of Depend Silhouette Underwear for Women​

Based on the packaging, it appears to be for people with rambunctious shadows. Let's see if I qualify.

*looks down*

*shadow shakes head no and picks up a donut*

Well, the shadow has spoken!

These samples are available to new customers, but we all know how to get around that little hurdle (use a new email). It's a lot easier than actual hurdles. I can't tell you how many times my track coach berated me for running out of my lane and around the hurdles instead of jumping over them.


Free Happy Hippo Kratom

Free Happy Hippo Kratom

I have absolutely no clue what this free Happy Hippo Kratom is. What is Kratom? What is happiness, an elusive feeling to me these days? Are hippos even real?!

They're listed as “for adults 21+” on their website, which is even more confusing given then mascot and color scheme.

There should also be no shipping or handling fee whatsoever, so please let me know in the comments if they add one later on.


Free Huggies Potty Training Kit

Free Huggies Potty Training Kit

Hurry and request this free Huggies Potty Training Kit while supplies last! I have a feeling these won't last long, especially since the girls kits are already expired.

Each kit comes with the following items:

  1. Pull-Up Pants
  2. Cooper's Big Kit Books
  3. Cottonelle Wipes
  4. Potty Training Reward Chard and Sticker Sheet
  5. Disney Character Cell Phone Cut-Out

Your freebie should arrive in 6 to 8 weeks.


Free ClariGenZ Focus

Free ClariGenZ Focus+

For a limited time get, you can get a free ClariGenZ Focus+ sample pack worth $19.99 by using promo code FREE-2-PACK at checkout.

Wondering what this stuff is? Join the club!

ClariGenZ's proprietary blend of botanical extracts is the first product to ever blend three essential amino acids with an incredibly rare compound known as “Biocitroid.”

Focus Plus+ is extra strength for the hard-charging entrepreneurs, creatives, and traders who need to be at their peak all day & on-demand. When sharp focus, problem-solving & rapid decision-making is critical this is your go-to solution.

After applying the code, there should be zero shipping fee and no credit card needed. If that changes later today, then please let me know in the comments. Update: Well that didn't take long!


Free Differin Acne Treatment

Rebate: Free Differin Acne Treatment, up to $35

For the rest of this year, you can redeem this rebate and get free Differin acne treatment gel! This rebate offer only applies to one purchase of Differin Gel 15g or 45g, up to a maximum refund of $35.

Eligible purchases must be made by 12/31/22 and you must submit your rebate form by 2/7/23. They ran this promo in 2021 as well, so you won't qualify for this current rebate if you took advantage of the previous offer.


Free Prescription Drug Discount Card

Free Prescription Discount Drug Card for Humans 👩 or Pets 🐶

If you missed the earlier free EpiPen replacement post, then definitely check that out. It's an amazing freebie that's still active if you can't afford an EpiPen.

In that post, I briefly mentioned how HIF has a brand new free prescription card that you can print out and start using immediately. It's a free drug card that helps people without health insurance afford their important medicine. You can print this page or bookmark it and start using it immediately!

Well, today I woke up to this alert.

Free Drug Card Discount

That's a $78 prescription bill that some Hiffer only paid $25 for! I have no idea who they are or what they bought, but the idea that I helped somebody knock 2/3 off their medicine bill puts a giant smile on my face.

If you don't have health insurance but still need medication, then all you have to do is print out a free drug card and take it to any participating pharmacist (CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid, Costco, most grocery chains, and thousands of independent retailers) to get a free discount on your prescription drugs.

How much are the free prescription savings?

Most savings are anywhere in the 10-30% range, but as you can tell from the example above, some drug discounts go as high as 85%!

I was even able to find some examples from earlier this year, where many common drugs were around 60% off.

Again, this discount drug card is only for Hiffers without health insurance, but it's 100% free and all you have to do is print out a card at home and take it to your nearest participating pharmacy the next time you need any medicine!

Multiple Ways to Save on Meds!

It's surprisingly easy to use the free drug card.

Each of these methods works, so take your pick!

Print It!

Print unlimited copies of this page (in black and white, no need for color!) to always have a copy. Keep a card in your car glove box, purse, wallet, etc. so you always have a free card when you need it!

You can also give printed cards to friends and family who qualify. There's no reason not to share the savings!

Save It!

Bookmark this page and show it on your phone to a pharmacist in person!

Again, you can share this link with friends and family via email, Facebook, or social media. They can show it to their pharmacist and if they qualify, start saving instantly!

Write It!

Write down the information on a slip of paper! There's only a few, small pieces of information in order for your pharmacist to save on both human and pet meds.

  • GROUP ID: NATIONAL01
  • MEMBER ID: NDC3497
  • BIN: 009893
  • PCN: ROIRX
App It!

Use the free app! It's available for both Apple iOS and Google Android.

Mail It!

If you do not have a printer or smartphone, request a single, free card via snail mail.

I will follow up with you via email, so please use your correct information!

Print a free pet drug card too!

It's not just us humans that need meds either! If you have a pet, you can also print out a free pet drug card! 🐶 🙀

Make sure you print this page or bookmark the link on a smartphone so you don't miss the savings!

I can't emphasize enough that this drug card isn't meant to replace health insurance, but instead help those without it. If any of you fall into that category, hopefully this will help you save a little money!

If you have experience with these, please share in the comments.


Free Condoms for Safe Sex

Free Condoms by Mail or In-Person

Countless studies have shown that condoms are highly effective at reducing the risk of transmitting and contracting sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). The CDC agrees and also reminds us that condoms also decrease the risk of unplanned pregnancy, especially among younger adults.

Recent research reported that CDPs as structural interventions:

  • Increased condom use, condom acquisition, and condom carrying.
  • Promoted delayed sexual initiation or abstinence among youth.
  • Provided cost-effective and cost-saving outcomes on future medical care costs by preventing HIV infections.
  • Significantly affected condom use behaviors and helped reduce HIV/STD risk among a wide range of at-risk groups (i.e., youth, adults, commercial sex workers, high STD populations, and males).

However, some people find it difficult to secure free condoms, either because of their remote location, embarrassment, or uncertainty in where to get them.

So how can we stay sexually safe without spending lots of money? It turns out, many state governments are already trying to help out! Studies show that investment in local family planning can easily saved over $7 for every single dollar spent. Condoms are also extremely cost-effective, cheap to transport, and easy to both store and give away.

Thus, it shouldn't come as any surprise to learn that many states fund free condom programs! They're broken down into two main categories – free condoms in-person and free condoms mailed to your house. All of the mailed offers linked below include free shipping and promise to send your freebies in nondescript packaging.

Free Condoms for Everyone in Person

In most states (about 40-45), local health clinics give away free male barrier condoms to teens and anybody who makes around 150% of the poverty level. On top of that, about 35 to 40 states also send out hundreds of thousands of free condoms to participating agencies to give away to residents. You can't sign up for them individually, but they're provided free of charge at local community health centers and businesses.

And by “businesses,” I mean nondescript type places like bars and restaurants! Not all of the free condoms require walking into a clinic or health center.

In the early 2010s, a site called CondomFinder.org gained a lot of well-earned attention. Their mission was to give away one million free condoms each year by creating a database of all the local free condoms locations nationwide. It was a great resource for its time, but unfortunately I do not think it is up to date as of 2023. Luckily, I found better alternatives!

Free Condom Finder from CDC

Your first stop for local free condom resources should be this widget from the CDC above! It allows you to enter your zip code and find free medical clinics in your area that will offer free condoms with no questions asked or payment required. Seriously, this is such a great tool that I only recently discovered and I think more people should know about it!

After that, you can also check out this federal Health and Human Services male condom page. Halfway down, there's a “Find a family planning clinic” search box. This was the best search box I found that tapped into local option. It's not the only place you should search, but I think it has much better information than Condom Finder.

If you're a young woman between the ages of 18-29, I'd then make a quick stop at Bedsider and enter your zip code for “get birth control delivered.” Some states own HHS websites, like Illinois and Massachusetts, specifically say to check it.

The next guaranteed resource for free condoms is Planned Parenthood. They have a well-documented information page on condoms, along with a location finder. They have clinics across the country that offer free condoms to those who need them.

The final resource is Google! Allow me to explain all the ways how.

Free Condoms for Students

Almost every single university offers free condoms to their college students. It'd be impossible for me to list them all, but you can easily find your school's free condom locations by Googling “free condoms UNIVERSITY NAME”. Then substitute your school's name for “UNIVERSITY HERE” and viola!

Here's an example for University of Alabama free condoms. The first page listed should be the school's official ua.edu and it links to this free condom page. We can see they offer free condoms at all residence halls and major student center!

You can do this for almost any college, university, or school and find ample free condoms. Even small, remote colleges in America typically offer a free condom program and have full details on their website.

Free Condoms by Mail

Beyond all 50 states, there are free condom programs in many cities and even local counties. I've included a few city examples below, along with links to each state's official program! I also highly suggest searching Google for “free condom” and your location. I've included an example link for each state below, but you should also search for your nearest large city and county no matter where you live. You'd be surprised how many locations offer free contraceptives!

Here are just a few examples of cities. I can't stress enough that you should search for your nearest major city, some of their mailing windows are quite large.

Free Condoms by State

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Free Aces Joint Repair CBD Rub

Free Aces Joint Repair CBD Rub

Fill out this form and get send a free sample of Aces Joint Repair CBD rub. You'll need to confirm your freebie request via email, so make sure to use a freebie email account!

This form is a little weird. Here are the steps you need to follow:

  1. Fill out the signup form.
  2. Click the confirmation link via email, which will load the signup form again.
  3. Fill out the signup form again.
  4. You should now see a confirmation message.

Free Sharps Needle Container

Free Sharps Needle Container

Looks like I'm gonna have to contract diabetes so that I can take full advantage of my free Sharps needle container being offered by Emgality and Eli Lilly. At this rate, freebies truly are going to be the end of me.

To guarantee this freebie arrives, you'll probably want to answer “Yes” to the first “Are you currently taking Emgality” question. Whether or not that statement is truthful is between you and a multi-billion dollar transnational drug company who played a role in almost tripling insulin prices for no reason other than profit.


Free Plan C Stickers

Free ‘Plan C’ Stickers & Flyers

Given today's terrible SCOTUS ruling, I felt it was appropriate to post this offer for free Plan C stickers and flyers.

Plan C pills are safe, at-home abortion pills that are privately delivered by mail. These medications (Mifepristone and Misoprostol) were approved by the FDA decades ago and are safe through the end of the first trimester. If your state is enacting draconian laws restricting access to this medication, then you can easily circumvent them by following the mail forwarding steps listed at Mayday Health.

Online Privacy Tips for Abortion

I don't talk about it often here, but freebies aren't my only area of expertise. Learning how to vet freebies & the scammers behind fake ones led me down a path where I now work extensively in the online security realm. My work there over the past decade has made it crystal clear how little we can trust big tech companies. There are now many factors you need to consider when getting an abortion in the age of surveillance. Case in point – period tracking apps.

Your app data is not private. If you track your menstruation pattern on an app, then that data is sent to 3rd parties, who then resell that data. If your pattern is disrupted, the app will not only know, but log this discrepancy. That log can then be subpoenaed by law, or even bought on the free market, and can then by used against you in a court of law.

Delete your period tracking apps!

Additionally, this concern extends to social media and search engines. I would not discuss any plans for ordering or taking these pills online. If you decide to Google anything related to abortion (making travel plans to another state, ordering pills, etc) then absolutely make sure to do your search while logged out of any account and while running a VPN, such as ProtonVPN, Private Internet Access, or Mullvad.

If traveling out of state for an abortion, then do not bring your mobile phone with you to the actual clinic! Cell phones constantly ping the nearest cell tower, even when they're in your pocket and not in use. This information that you were in the vicinity of an abortion clinic could then be used against you by an overzealous prosecutor.

Finally, if you'd like to make a donation to abortion care providers, you can donate here and have your money split evenly between 90 support groups around the country. Your donation will go towards providing funding, travel, lodging, and other wrap-around supports that many people are going to need in the coming months.

If there's one thing I've learned from spending tens of thousands of hours studying history, it's that we'll make it through the coming decades together. Stay strong out there, folks. ❤️


Free Prevail Adult Sample Kit

Free Prevail Sample Kits

This offer from last year for a free Prevail sample kit of adult incontinence underwear is still available. They have separate kits for men and women. When filling out your address, look for the size chart to help pick the best fit possible.

As of now, the women's sample kit includes:

  • 1 Very Light Liner- Regular Length
  • 1 Ultra Thin Pad- Regular Length
  • 1 Bladder Control Pad, Moderate Absorbency- Long Length
  • 1 Bladder Control Pad, Maximum Absorbency- Long Length
  • 1 Women's Purse Ready Protective Underwear

While the men's sample kit contains:

  • 2 Male Guards
  • 1 Men's Protective Underwear

After submitting your email, you should immediately receive a message with a direct link to your request form. Once there, enter your mailing address and then samples should arrive in 5 to 7 business days.