Free Sharps Needle Container

Free Sharps Needle Container

Looks like I'm gonna have to contract diabetes so that I can take full advantage of my free Sharps needle container being offered by Emgality and Eli Lilly. At this rate, freebies truly are going to be the end of me.

To guarantee this freebie arrives, you'll probably want to answer “Yes” to the first “Are you currently taking Emgality” question. Whether or not that statement is truthful is between you and a multi-billion dollar transnational drug company who played a role in almost tripling insulin prices for no reason other than profit.


Free Plan C Stickers

Free ‘Plan C’ Stickers & Flyers

Given today's terrible SCOTUS ruling, I felt it was appropriate to post this offer for free Plan C stickers and flyers.

Plan C pills are safe, at-home abortion pills that are privately delivered by mail. These medications (Mifepristone and Misoprostol) were approved by the FDA decades ago and are safe through the end of the first trimester. If your state is enacting draconian laws restricting access to this medication, then you can easily circumvent them by following the mail forwarding steps listed at Mayday Health.

Online Privacy Tips for Abortion

I don't talk about it often here, but freebies aren't my only area of expertise. Learning how to vet freebies & the scammers behind fake ones led me down a path where I now work extensively in the online security realm. My work there over the past decade has made it crystal clear how little we can trust big tech companies. There are now many factors you need to consider when getting an abortion in the age of surveillance. Case in point – period tracking apps.

Your app data is not private. If you track your menstruation pattern on an app, then that data is sent to 3rd parties, who then resell that data. If your pattern is disrupted, the app will not only know, but log this discrepancy. That log can then be subpoenaed by law, or even bought on the free market, and can then by used against you in a court of law.

Delete your period tracking apps!

Additionally, this concern extends to social media and search engines. I would not discuss any plans for ordering or taking these pills online. If you decide to Google anything related to abortion (making travel plans to another state, ordering pills, etc) then absolutely make sure to do your search while logged out of any account and while running a VPN, such as ProtonVPN, Private Internet Access, or Mullvad.

If traveling out of state for an abortion, then do not bring your mobile phone with you to the actual clinic! Cell phones constantly ping the nearest cell tower, even when they're in your pocket and not in use. This information that you were in the vicinity of an abortion clinic could then be used against you by an overzealous prosecutor.

Finally, if you'd like to make a donation to abortion care providers, you can donate here and have your money split evenly between 90 support groups around the country. Your donation will go towards providing funding, travel, lodging, and other wrap-around supports that many people are going to need in the coming months.

If there's one thing I've learned from spending tens of thousands of hours studying history, it's that we'll make it through the coming decades together. Stay strong out there, folks. ❀️


Free Tena Intimates

Free Tena Intimates

Tena's one of the few old-school freebie companies still pumping out new offers like this free Tena Intimates sample. Not only is it free, but you can choose from nine different freebie offers!

I'm still a few years away from needing these, so I haven't the slightest what I'll do with my freebie. I'm sure it'll be something other than what they're originally intended for though. Similar to what I currently do with all my free magazines.

Sure, they make for an interesting read, but when combined with duct tape they also make a great pair of slippers and/or pirate hat!


Free Prevail Adult Sample Kit

Free Prevail Sample Kits

This offer from last year for a free Prevail sample kit of adult incontinence underwear is still available. They have separate kits for men and women. When filling out your address, look for the size chart to help pick the best fit possible.

As of now, the women's sample kit includes:

  • 1 Very Light Liner- Regular Length
  • 1 Ultra Thin Pad- Regular Length
  • 1 Bladder Control Pad, Moderate Absorbency- Long Length
  • 1 Bladder Control Pad, Maximum Absorbency- Long Length
  • 1 Women's Purse Ready Protective Underwear

While the men's sample kit contains:

  • 2 Male Guards
  • 1 Men's Protective Underwear

After submitting your email, you should immediately receive a message with a direct link to your request form. Once there, enter your mailing address and then samples should arrive in 5 to 7 business days.


Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

Free Xyzal OTC Allergy

It's allergy season, so I'm re-upping this Xyzal offer that's still active!

My ornithology credentials have long since expired, so can someone please explain to me how the little guy above is floating in the air? Is that one of the side effects of this free Xyzal OTC allergy relief? If so, sign me up right now because I'm about to be floating up and down the east coast.

5-day samples should arrive in 14 business days, so practice holding your sneezes until then.


Free Prevail Incognito Sample Pack

Free Prevail Incognito Sample Pack

Prevail is back with another free sample pack, this time of their Incognito feminine care products. Once you submit your email, you should immediately get a link sent to your inbox. They also have free adult incontinence sample packs still available, which I first posted last November.

If you signed up for that offer, you'll need to use a new email address. However, the plus sign trick works for this if you use Gmail. Simply add a plus sign and any combination of words or numbers after your email address and you'll fool their system. For example, if your email is [email protected], you can signup with email to [email protected] or [email protected]

This lets you sign up for multiple freebies with only a single email address!

Active Sample Kit

  • 1 Super Ultra Thin Pad with Wings
  • 1 Very Light Liner

Maternity Sample Kit

This kit is currently unavailable, but usually has the following items:

  • 1 Extra Heavy Maternity Pad with Wings
  • 1 Very Light Liner

You can expect to receive your sample in 7 to 10 business days.


Free Sasmar Personal Lubricant

Free Sasmar Personal Lubricant

This classic free Sasmar personal lubricant offer is still alive. Sign up today right here and they'll send you two samples of original silicone lube & classic water-based lubricant.

HIF is primarily a United States freebie site, but this offer also ships to the United Kingdom, Europe (…isn't the UK already covered by this?), and Australia. So feel free to get frisky all over the world with this offer!

Free Adult Lubricant Samples


Free Four Loko Face Mask

Here's a very simple signup form good for a free Four Loko face mask. If you're wondering why a company with an alcoholic drink that tastes like battery acid decided to get into the face mask game, then join the club. The line starts over there.

But Why Ryan Reynolds


Free Bim Bam Boo Toilet Paper

Free Bim Bam Boo Toilet Paper

If you've ever looked at a bamboo pole and thought “I'd like to swipe that through my butt,” then I've got great news! You can now sign up here and request free Bim Bam Boo toilet paper made from 100% sustainable bamboo trees. Turns out bamboo grows to maturity in only 2 years compared to the 30+ years it takes for other trees currently used for toiler paper.

The signup form is an unusual Google Form, but it's only a single page and the company is legit.


Free Turn On Adult Lubricant

Free Turn On Adult Lubricant

Here's a new link to request free Turn On adult lubricant.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a lubricant that doesn't require any outside battery source. The last thing I want to worry about in bed is figuring out how to turn on my lube!

Free Adult Lubricant Samples

These adult lubricant freebies are a staple in Freebie World since they're so cheap to produce and send out. If this freebie gets you going, then be sure to sign up for all the other samples still available!