Free Poise Sample Kit

Do I have to retype what's in the free Poise sample kit since it's all listed in the image above? This is when I sorta wish I had a boss to tell me what to do. Plus, it's no fun stealing office supplies from yourself and leaving bogus prank messages on your own voicemail.

Fine, I'll type it up, but only because I love each and every one of y'all.

  • (2) Poise Very Light Absorbency Long Liners
  • (2) Poise Light Absorbency Active Collection Long Liners
  • (2) Poise Moderate Absorbency Ultra Thin Pads
  • A discreet carrier

Phew. Thank goodness this comes in a discreet carrier because the last thing I need the world to know is that I signed up for this.

Uh-oh. I think I've said too much.

You can request this freebie once every six months! These are a classic freebie that have been around since I started HIF over a decade ago. Even thought I'm a guy, I still love getting them because I'm always forced to come up with new, creative uses for them. My previous sample became a hat for my dog, but she didn't appreciate my exquisite taste in fashion. She threw it off her head before glaring at me with the undeniable message of “if you enjoy waking up every morning with zero poop on the floor, then I suggest you leave me alone.”

I fear the day when she finally takes the next step in evolution and becomes as smart as those raptor dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.

37 comments on “Free Poise Sample Kit”

  1. Be warned: unless they’ve immediately responded to customer complaints the sample does NOT come in a plain brown wrapper.

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    • Please don’t listen to my post above! I’m so embarrassed and ashamed. I got this offer mixed up with another that I received about the same time. This offer DOES come in a wrapper the same color as its product, but without brand name. If you know what the packaging looks like you will likely guess the contents.

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  2. I have an older dog that wears a doggie diaper during the night. Pads made for the dogs diaper are ridiculously expensive so I just get regular womens pads and cut them in half. Mission accomplished at a quarter of the cost. Even better when I can use freebies.

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  3. I’m only 18 and I thought these were for periods but then I discovered they’re for bladder leackage…I wonder if they can be used for periods??? Embarrassing.

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  4. Oh man, I got these through another offer, just received them this week… They are *HUGE*! My husband and I had a good laugh~ If you got enough of them, I’m sure they’d make a great and very comfortable hammock, lol!

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  5. Thanks for posting! I don’t need these but I order them anyway and donate them to the women’s shelter. You never know when they might come in handy!

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  6. Tried on 3 separate occassions, and it would not let me go past the address box to enter the remaining information. I could click on submit, but I got an error that info was missing. Refresh did not help.

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  7. FYI – The “new” link goes to a Not Found Page. I checked the old link from last May and it reads that it will be offered again February 2010.

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  8. damnit. I signed up for it but it said you had to be 18 to register so I tried again and entered an older birthday but it said my household had already registered. Wtf?

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  9. I’m having problems too, Sharon. Once you type in one field, it will not let you go to another one. Hopefully they’ll have it fixed soon!

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