Free Happy Hippo Kratom

I have absolutely no clue what this free Happy Hippo Kratom is. What is Kratom? What is happiness, an elusive feeling to me these days? Are hippos even real?!

They're listed as “for adults 21+” on their website, which is even more confusing given then mascot and color scheme.

There should also be no shipping or handling fee whatsoever, so please let me know in the comments if they add one later on.

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I'm a nationally renowned freebie finder & sample vetter, which I never imagined I'd be doing while getting my Bachelor's Degree in History almost 20 years ago. In my spare time, I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

2 comments on “Free Happy Hippo Kratom”

  1. Yup – completely free. Kratom (Mitragyna speciosa) is a tree from Southeast Asia. It’s been used as herbal medicine for at least a century. Saved my life.

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