Free Advil Dual Action

You can once again request some free Advil Dual Action directly from their website. This product is the first and only FDA approved pain relief medication to combine Acetaminophen and Ibuprofen, targeting pain at the source while also blocking pain signals.

I wrote a joke about how you can tell it's going to be good because it has “advanced” in the name. None of that Advil Average Apathy for us!

And then right before I published this, I realized the word “advanced” was nowhere to be found 🤣 🤦‍♂️

Previous Advil Freebies & Samples

Advil PM was another freebie that used to appear now and again. These days, the best you can do is their coupons and offers page.

Today's free Advil PM is made from only the highest rated Prime Ministers Great Britain has to offer. I'm assuming. I might want to go read through the fine print.

Thanks goes to Patty for pointing out that Walmart is giving away yet another quality freebie, this time being free Advil PM. I'm not sure this is a good thing, because like Mitch Hedberg once said, Advil isn't good to have around when you have a sweet tooth. They should take a page from Tylenol's playbook and just give us pills with no candy coating!

Ever since returning from Australia, my sleeping pattern has been all out of wack. And it's not even because of jet lag! I'm passing out at like 6 in the evening, which is around 10 in the morning over there, so I can't say my body clock is still on Australian time. And then, come 3 or 4 in the morning, I'm wide away. I figure I'll just wait until this free Advil PM comes in the mail, down it and half a carton of eggnog, and sleep for two days straight. That's gotta be healthy, no?

Be warned though, some stupid video automatically starts playing when you visit the page above. It scared the living bejesus out of me, so make sure you don't have your speakers at full blast when you click the link!