Marlboro isn't the only tobacco company giving away freebies! American Spirit is offering free cigarette butt pouches to help keep from littering the Earth with your used butts.

Annnnnnd now I'm giggling like an 8 year old.

If you're having trouble, log into American Spirits, then click the link above and click the “REQUEST BUTT POUCH” link.

Last year NASA let us shoot our names off to Mars. It was the closest I'd ever come to being an astronaut. At the very least, it was a cool way to let our future alien overlords know which ones of us appreciated space. Maybe they'll spare us.

However, with the current state of affairs in today's world, I think this new freebie seems a little more on point. To heck with Mars, let's send our name into the sun!

You have until 4/27/18 to sign up and have your name fly aboard the Parker Solar Probe spacecraft. This probe will go closer to the Sun than any spacecraft before it, as it plunge's through the Sun's atmosphere and is embraced by the warm, cleansing heat of our nearest star.

Still confused? Let this video by William Shatner answer none of your questions and leave you even more baffled.

EDIT: Hiffers are saying this no longer shows up for them. However, they want people to come back in July and again in August to pick more trails they like, so perhaps the freebie will return then?

Marlboro is giving away free leather work gloves and all you have to do is tell them your favorite hiking trail. Sadly they didn't list my backyard footpath that leads to a nearby breakfast joint, so I went with a trail from my home state. Can you even get a breakfast sandwich and covfefe on any of these trails listed on Marlboro's site?

One of HIF's most popular pages is our free state maps section, where I keep a running list of every free highway and road map available. Well today I added a new site to the list – free National Park maps! This site is run by a map enthusiast who also works as a park ranger. He's compiled over 1,600 high maps and I cannot confirm nor deny that I spent hours just surfing his site today.

Grizzly tobacco is giving away a free sunglasses lanyard. I didn't have an account on their site and was pleasantly surprised it didn't ask for anything beyond the usual info freebies require (name, address, and email). I wonder how they skirted federal law and didn't collect part of our social security number to verify we're adults, but I'm not their lawyer. That's their problem to figure out!

Once logged in, click Menu, then Offers, then confirm your address and you'll finally see the image above.

Now I guess this means I have to go outside sometime.

Cheerios is giving away free wildflower seeds today. It might seem a little weird for a cereal company to be giving away flower seeds, but it's a little-known fact that a pinch of pollen is part of a healthy, balanced breakfast.

I wonder if this is a marketing ploy to convince people to plant Cheerios.

I was also able to find this $1/2 General Mills Big G Cereals coupon.

edit: I believe the initial link I posted was broken, it should be fixed now!

Marlboro is offering a free Paracord multi-tool after playing a quick card game. Judging from the image above, which I'm sure will get a cease and desist in 5 hours, our freebie will contain paracord, a carabiner, and maybe some rocks.

In order to access this freebie, log into your account, then click on your account icon in the top right and look under “My Offers.”

Skoal is offering a free multi-function utility band that looks to come with a compass, parachute cord, and who knows what else. I'm hoping for a tiny flask as I find emergency whiskey to always come in handy.

This freebie should arrive within 3-6 weeks, however I find tobacco freebies to ship insanely fast.

If your car's in need of a little tender love & care, check out Mr. Tire's free tire rotation & inspection offer, along with a few other checks. They'll probably try and upsell extra services to you, but you can simply say no and get the free tire rotation. They also have a coupon for a free flat tire repair

This reminds me of my super-broke college days. In addition to changing my own oil, I tried rotating my tires and got bored / tired / distracted halfway through. Took me about three weeks of walking around everywhere to finally go back and finish the job.

EDIT: It looks like their site has crashed since I posted this late last night. I'll give them a few more hours to fix things before I pull it.

This free all natural Deter insect repellent towelette came just in time! I tend to spend only about a towelettes worth of time outside whenever it's as hot as it has been lately.

The company behind this free Hillel water bottle is legit, but I question whether it'll actually show up since the signup form appears to be for Hillel members. That said, it's a little quiet on the freebie front today, so I'm willing to roll the dice on this one! The hard part will actually be forcing myself to go outside if this arrives.